A guy who goes by the name "Tony Tun Tun" expects a Florida court to believe that Nelly hijacked one of his songs. But not that Nelly, as the lawsuit itself suggests -- it's N-E-L-Y, a huge reggaeton producer.
Mr. Tun Tun, aka Juan Antonio Castro Rios, says he was "shocked" to see his song "Hagamos El Amor" on an album by someone named Zion, which was produced by Nely with one L. Wait, there's a song called "Hagamos El Amor" on an album by someone named Zion. You following this at all?
We're not the only ones confused: We asked one of the plaintiff's lawyers whether he realized he was confusing Josias de la Cruz with Cornell Haynes, Jr. "I don't know how many L's there are in Nely," he said. Clearly.