The girl who makes Tila Tequila a natural woman will not go to the mattress in her battery case.
Courtenay Semel paid a $250 bail to the court, which was forfeited, and the case was dismissed.
Court -- daughter of the guy who once ran Yahoo! -- had allegedly smacked up a security guard at Pure nightclub in Vegas after a night out. Google that!
By the way, OJ Simpson was Courtenay's diversion -- he went through the front door and she slinked in the back.
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