Kelly Slater's Longboard Reserved For One
Sorry girls -- but the sexy surfing piece of man meat that is Kelly Slater is off the market.
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The ladykiller, who's reportedly hooked up with Gisele Bundchen, Pamela Anderson, Bar Rafaeli and Cameron Diaz in the past, broke the bad news to us yesterday: He's got a longtime GF.