Guy in 'Bon Jovi' Divine!

10/21/2009 1:00 AM PDT

Guy in 'Bon Jovi' -- Divine!

Here's the fourth guy in Bon Jovi at a Broadway opening on Monday (left) -- and the Divine Miss M, Bette Midler, back in 1979 around the time "The Rose" was in theaters (right).

Only one of them still rocks this hair 'do.

We're just sayin'.