Salahi: Like I'm So Hot And Like You're So Not

6/25/2011 3:30 AM PDT

Michaele Salahi Sings New Song LIVE on TV

Michaele Salahi -- former DC "Housewife" -- performed her new single “Bump it” on a Miami news station -- LIVE ... and even with a backup singer and hot dancers vying for the spotlight, Michaele still stands out … but not in a good way.

Maybe she should stick to crashing parties.