Drew Carey, come on down!!! You're the next contestant on ... a game show that will pay you absolutely nothing!! Welcome to TMZ's cheap-ass version of "The Price Is Right."
Yep, we ran in to the PIR host outside his fave LA breakfast spot ... and decided to turn the tables on Drew -- giving him a chance to nail the prices of a few items.
Drew's showcase features a 50" TV, and a sweet pair of speakers. So, after 5 years on the other side of things ... will he have a clue?
Remember, we're not paying Drew a cent if he gets it right -- lucky for him ... since he'd have to pay annoying taxes on his winnings. Just terrible.