Amanda Bynes finally got busted for driving without a license -- then she got attacked by none other than Lindsay Lohan! Yes, the same Lindsay who's dodged prison sentences ... now thinks Amanda's getting off easy.
Plus, more topless photos of Kate Middleton are published in Italy -- while Will and Kate pose for some seriously ironic pics.
And, "Two and a Half Men" star Jon Cryer calls in to poke fun at his painful and bloody bike wreck during the Malibu Triathlon. Fitness is a bitch.
(0:00) You knew this was coming -- Amanda Bynes had ANOTHER run-in with cops ... and had her car impounded. We also have information about her mental state. (2:00) Lindsay Lohan doesn't understand why she's been to jail ... and Amanda hasn't. This is an easy one. (6:00) Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey are already at each other's throats. Harvey explains why it's a good thing for the show. (10:00) An Italian magazine publishes more photos of Kate Middleton topless. (15:30) "Modern Family" star Eric Stonestreet gets into a nasty verbal altercation with at a Dodgers game ... and nearly gets kicked out. (19:00) Jon Cryer at pavement during a triathlon this weekend -- he joins the shows to explain how he went down ... and to crack a bunch of jokes about it as well. (25:00) Don't be mislead by the new Natalie Wood story ... Harvey says it all a bunch of baloney. (29:25) Heidi Klum went on a date with her bodyguard boyfriend ... and got a replacement bodyguard to fill his spot. (33:00) Seth McFarlane rips Ryan Lochte a new one on "SNL." (38:10) Floyd Mayweather's baby mama says it no big deal that he beat her up. (39:00) We take your calls!