TMZ Halloween -- Just a Couple of Wieners ...

Once upon a midnight dreary ...
The TMZ staff was feeling cheery ...

Everyone dressed up ... even Mike and Gary
From Sexy Robots to Slutty Harvey ... and a naked Prince Harry

The Three Ami-ghosts contributed to our frightful endeavor
Along with Prince, porn star Octomom ... and the worst Clark Kent EVER.

Travolta's masseuse joined our brigade ...
But nothing could compare to Ahnald Schwarzenegger's maid.