Irina Shayk: Isn't My Ass Cute? Hairy, But Cute?

Irina Shayk's version of a T&A selfie is WAY different from Kim Kardashian's -- but still very satisfying ... especially if you like farm animals.

Bradley Cooper's GF put her boobs front and center, but shared the shot with an ass. We have no idea why she was with a donkey, or if she actually owns it.

Irina captioned the clever pic, "When your donkey is done and over your selfies."

Donkey ... total jackass.