'Two and a Half Men' Ad You Don't Have to Settle for Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher is no Charlie Sheen ... and he never will be ... at least that's the message an L.A. TV network is trying to convey in a new marketing campaign.

KTLA in Los Angeles has plastered billboards all over town promoting the syndicated run of "Men." The billboards feature Charlie's face next to the words, "The Original" ... and if it seems like it's a shot at Kutcher ... that's because it is.

A mole at the station tells us ... the marketing people are playing off the premise that "Men" was simply better with Charlie. They believe fans miss him ... and will be more into the reruns because Charlie "was the show."

Can't argue with facts.

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis

The Weekend Getaway

Do "friends" take weekend trips to the beach ... go shopping for flowers ... and hit Starbucks together? 'Cause that's what Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis were up to this weekend.

The former "70s Show" costars were spotted in Carpinteria, CA together -- a small beach community near Santa Barbara.

The two were seen picking up coffee and later buying sunflowers ... out of a van.

Friends don't let friends rock red socks with shorts ... so, they gotta be dating ... right?

Massive New Tattoo

GUESS WHO!

He may look like a clean cut kinda guy, but this star of one seriously huge movie also has a massive tattoo!

Know who it is? Click to find out!

Guess Who This Cute Kid

TURNED INTO!

Before she became a Hollywood hottie, she was just another cry-baby growing up in New York! Can you guess who she is?

Swingin' Stars

FOOOORE!

These stars are giving a whole new meaning to the term clubbing. Check out which celebs have hit the links and left it all on the green.

The Cast of "7th Heaven"

THEN & NOW!

Barry Watson celebrates his 38th birthday this week -- and to celebrate, we're taking a look at what the cast of the feel-good family show "7th Heaven" looks like today!

Who still looks great ... and what are they all working on now?

RICKY MARTIN

Inside the New Miami Mansion

It only took him five years, but Ricky Martin has finally unloaded his Miami Beach mansion!

Originally listed back in 2007 with an asking price of $16.9 million, the "Livin' La Vida Loca" singer finally sold his 7 bedroom, 9 bathroom abode for $10.6 million.

Check out the amazing interior shots!

Mel Gibson Audio Explosive Costa Rican Rant

Mel Gibson is caught on tape exploding in a rage during a trip to Costa Rica last December, screaming at the top of his lungs ... and now the audio has been released.

The Wrap obtained the tape from Joe Eszterhas -- the man who wrote the screenplay for "The Maccabees" with Mel. Eszterhas has made shocking allegations that Mel ranted about killing Oksana Grigorieva, hating Jews, and praising the guy who killled John Lennon.

Eszterhas's son Nick recorded one of Mel's outbursts ... which starts with Mel blasting Joe, "Why don't I have a first draft of "The Maccabees?" What the f**k have you been doing?"

Mel goes on, turning his anger at Oksana: "I am earning money for a filthy little c**ksucker who takes advantage of me."

Mel can then be heard slamming objects in the house, and then continues screaming, "Who wants to eat? Who the f**k wants to eat? Go have something to eat. Hurraaayyyyy!"

Elly May from "Beverly Hillbillies"

'MEMBA HER?!

Donna Douglas became famous for playing Elly May Clampett on the '60s TV series "The Beverly Hillbillies." Guess what she looks like now!

Shirtless Celebs

CHEST IN SHOW!

As the weather heats up, Hollywood's hottest man-bods are starting to make their way out of those constricting t-shirts to reveal the under-belly that dreams are made of.

Check out which stars have gotten a jump start on the summer and shown off their chesticles in 2012!

JENNIFER LOPEZ

Wears Her Sexiest Dress

On "American Idol"

The top 7 "American Idol" finalists performed last night, but it was Jennifer Lopez who stole the show.

The 42-year-old judge wore a sexy Herve Leger dress during the show -- her most revealing look this season! The body-hugging bandage dress had cutouts in the middle, showing off J.Lo's ripped abs. Fortunately, flesh-colored lining guarded against any wardrobe malfunctions, but it certainly gave the impression Jennifer was nude underneath.

J.Lo's been bringing the fashion this season, wearing designers like Lanvin and Dolce & Gabbana. Check out all her sexiest styles this season!

What's the Big Frigin'

DIFFERENCE?!

These Spelling snapshots are hiding more than a baby bump in them. Can you see the sly differences between the two pictures?!

**HINT -- There are THREE differences in the above photographs!**

Zac Efron Muscles Up

Stars Bulking Up for Roles

Zac Efron is know for his lean muscular physique.

The 5'8" heartthrob usually weighs in around 145 pounds, but he gained over 18 pounds to play a Marine in the upcoming film "The Lucky One."

To put on the weight, Zac was put on a 3,500 calorie a day diet and underwent months of intense training, including working out five days a week (with lots of powerlifting) and drills in a full Marine kit.

Hoorah!

Guess the Dad!

Whose Cute Kid?

This adorable little boy was spotted courtside with his hot father this weekend in L.A. -- but who's his daddy?

Take a guess, then click to see if you got it right!

LAUREN CONRAD

Beverly Hills …

That's Where I Want to Be

Former MTV star Lauren Conrad is back on "The Hills" -- Beverly Hills -- because she just dropped $1.35 million on a swanky new condo in the wealthy L.A. neighborhood.

The ex-reality star will be the newest resident of the 90210 -- recently purchasing the massive 3,200 sq. ft. 2-story, penthouse condo with 3 bedrooms, 4 baths, and a 24-hr security system ... to keep away all those crazy "Hills" fans.

The house also sports a rooftop pool, outdoor deck, full gym, indoor bar, marble bath and hardwood floors.

But all this doesn't come cheap -- Conrad has to shell out $2,319 in homeowners' fees alone ... and then pay her million dollar mortgage on top of that. Oh, and this is her 2nd house -- the other one is in Malibu.

All hail LC.

Lindsay Lohan Hotel Worker Says 'I Saw Her Get in THAT Fight'

A man who worked at the Standard Hotel the night Lindsay Lohan allegedly attacked a woman claims he saw Lindsay there, and even broke up the fight.

TMZ broke the story ... Marisa Dugas went to the L.A. County Sheriff's Dept. and filed an incident report, claiming she was at Smoke and Mirrors inside The Standard Thursday night when she approached Lindsay's table and started talking to a guy, and Lindsay allegedly pushed and shoved her. Lindsay insists she was at home the entire evening.

The man who worked that night tells TMZ ... he saw Lindsay in Smoke and Mirrors sitting with a group of people. He says Marisa sat down near them and began speaking with one of the guys. The man says people in the group started throwing ice at her. Marisa got upset and a scuffle erupted. He says Lindsay was part of the scuffle and he broke it up.

The guy says the woman was escorted out of the club, where she cried hysterically and then said Lindsay hurt her, but she refused medical attention.

There are no pictures that have surfaced of Lindsay at the Standard Thursday night, but the man says there is a surveillance video showing the back of the hotel, where Lindsay pulled in and later left. We have confirmed the man has spoken with cops, although we do not know how much detail he divulged.

Sources tell us the L.A. County Sheriff's Department has already requested the surveillance tape three times from the hotel -- but hotel management is refusing to give it up. It's unclear why.

Detectives are still investigating the alleged incident.

Hayden Panettiere

Bootyful Bikini Babe

For your viewing pleasure, Hayden Panettiere poured herself into a skimpy orange bikini in Hawaii the other day.

The 22-year-old former "Heroes" star flaunted her curves while vacationing with her NY Jets boyfriend Scotty McKnight.

Hayden should play tight end on every team.

"The Wonder Years" Cast

Then & Now!

Dan Lauria of “The Wonder Years” turns 65 today!

The show, which ran for five years from 1988-1993, earned 22 awards and 54 nominations during its run ... but what has the cast been up to since it ended?

Celebrity Baby Photo

GUESS THE CUTE KID!

Before this boy became one of the most sought after men in Hollywood -- he was just another tot growing up Tennessee. Can you guess who he is?

Out in Hollywood

MTV Star Comes Out!

"Hard Times of R.J. Berger" star Paul Iacono revealed he's an openly gay man in a brand new interview -- telling The Village Voice "I think it's the right time to say something. It's not about me, it's about change."

Who else is out in Hollywood though? Some stars may surprise you.

Jennifer Lopez

Rents L.A. Public Beach

Keep Away from My Kids

Jennifer Lopez is drawing a line in the sand -- paying nearly a grand to rent out a public beach in L.A. last weekend ... to keep randoms away from her family and children.

Sources tell TMZ, Jennifer forked over $925 to the city of Long Beach to rent out Marine Beach on Saturday -- 3,400 feet of shoreline -- just for her, her kids, her BF Casper Smart and other family and friends.

To keep out the riffraff, we're told lifeguards marked off the water using buoys -- and kept the beach gates locked.

We're told J.Lo and co. brought their own jet skis for awesome fun times -- and even hired a wakeboard instructor.

Meanwhile, a bunch of sad locals stayed home and played with dirt.

World Premiere Pics

"The Avengers" Assemble!

The world premiere of "The Avengers" went down last night in Hollywood -- and it was one superhero-packed event!

Check out Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, The Hulk, Black Widow and Hawkeye on the red carpet.

Skinny Dipper in 'Jaws' Opening

'MEMBA HER?!

Susan Backlinie is best known for playing the skinny-dipping hottie in the opening scene of the 1975 fright-film "Jaws." Guess what she looks like now!

The Wife on "Coach" 'MEMBA HER?!

Shelley Fabares became famous for playing Christine Armstrong -- opposite Craig T. Nelson -- on the sporty '90s sitcom "Coach." Guess what she looks like now!

JULIA ROBERTS

Hot Bikini Mama of Three

"Mirror Mirror" star Julia Roberts proved she's still the fairest of them all by showing off her smokin' 44-year-old mother-of-three body this weekend in a hot black Tory Burch bikini.

With her classy lower back tat peeking over her bikini bottoms, the former "My Best Friend's Wedding" actress frolicked around the beach in Hawaii with her 3 kids -- Hazel, Phinnaeus and Henry -- and her RIPPED husband Danny Moder.

On a scale of one to ten, Julia is still an Ocean's eleven.

National Siblings Day

Celebrity Brothers & Sisters

Today is National Sibling Day -- what better day to see if you can match these regular Joes with their more famous brothers and sisters!

Think you know who their celeb siblings are... Click above to find out!

Cele-bunnies

Hare Raising Pictures!

As you reflect on your Easter Sunday, check out these stars who aren't afraid to show off their bunny side!

Hot Wheels

Stars & Their Cars

Taylor Lautner was spotted driving around the same $100,000 car as Justin Bieber this week -- the sleek Fisker Karma.

How does the car stack up against other celeb wheels though? See more stars and their cars!

CHUCK LIDDELL

I Threw Down $2.6 Million

To Live Like a Champ

Legendary MMA fighter Chuck Liddell just laid down $2.6 Million of hard fought dough for a sick house in Cali ... prepping to spend his retirement days like a champ.

The Hidden Hills estate -- just north of Calabasas -- is a 5-bdrm, 5-bath, 5,923 sq. ft bad-ass mansion mere miles from the likes of Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber.

The cool crib comes complete with a huge pool, spa, maid’s quarters, library, vaulted ceilings and full on basketball court so the iceman can practice his dunking skills alllll day long.

Icing on the cake -- the community is gate access only for tight security ... but we’re sure the UFC champ could take down a few robbers if he had to.

Check out the pics to see more.

What's the Big Frigin'

DIFFERENCE?!

¿Puedes encontrar las differencias en esta foto de Antonio Banderas? Mida toda las bellas fotos de este sexy hombre!

**HINT -- There are THREE differences in the above photographs!**

Female Pop Stars

THEN & NOW!

Before birthday girl Mandy Moore became an accomplished singer, actress and wife of Ryan Adams, she was the 15-year-old girl driving around a VW Beetle in the video for "Candy."

See what she and more pop stars of the '90s and '00s look like now.

Kim Kardashian REBOUNDING with Kanye West

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are dating ... for real ... TMZ has learned.

Sources tell us the relationship is "just starting." The two were photographed on their way out of a movie date to see "Hunger Games" in NYC last night (above).

Apparently, Kanye has been after Kim for a while -- he just released a new song, "Theraflu" ... in which he says he had feelings for the reality star while she was dating Kris Humphries.

"And I admit I fell in love with Kim ... 'Round the same time she fell in love with him ... That's cool, babygirl, do your thing ... Lucky I ain't had Jay drop him from the team."

Kanye is referring to Jay Z -- who owns the NJ Nets ... the team Humphries plays for.

10:28 AM PDT -- So .... just a few hours ago, Kim was seen leaving from the building where Kanye lives ... wearing the same clothes she rocked to the movies last night.

Kim & Kanye

Out to Lunch

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West just wrapped up date #2 in NYC -- eating lunch at the swanky Serafina restaurant on the UES ... and it caused MAYHEM in the streets.

The pair just left the restaurant in a flash -- hopping straight into an idling car -- and they were swarmed by the biggest army of photographers we've seen in a long time.

The car then sped off -- taking the couple to the legendary toy store FAO Schwarz.

K & K have been romantically linked for years -- but TMZ broke the story this morning ... the pair is finally taking a stab at a public relationship, hitting up the movies last night for a real date.

Kim's worth an estimated $35 million ... Kanye an estimated $80 million -- so when a couple like that grabs lunch ... who pays?

Mindy from "Mork and Mindy"

'MEMBA HER?!

Pam Dawber is best known for her role Mindy, opposite Robin Williams, in the TV hit "Mork and Mindy." Guess what she looks like now!

Sexy Beyonce

Shares Candid Photos

Beyonce is a notoriously private star, but the new mom is finally giving her fans a peek into her personal life!

In some she's sporting some sexy bikinis, in others she gets cute and cuddly with her husband and in one she even goes without makeup.

Stars Stripped Down

It's Spring-kini Season!

Spring has officially sprung which can mean only one thing ... half-naked celebrity photos from all around the world!

Check out some of the sexy starlettes that have started off the year right and busted out their bikini bodies in 2012!

Celeb Yearbook Pictures

"American Reunion" Cast!

Jason Biggs was in his early twenties when he starred as a high school student in "American Pie" -- but what did he and the cast of the movie really look like when they were in their teens?

Biggs, Seann William Scott, Tara Reid, Shannon Elizabeth, Chris Klein and more ... check out their pretty shocking pre-fame faces and fashion!

Robert Pattinson

Wet, Shirtless & Stiff as a Board

With the world going crazy for that other young adult love triangle movie, "Twilight" hunk Robert Pattinson sought some bearded, shirtless solace by paddle boarding in Malibu this weekend.

RPatz is enjoying his moment in the sun while he can.

HOT BODS!

Over 40 and Fine

He's always been in great shape, but Mark Wahlberg was spotted on set this week looking better (and bigger) than ever!

And he's not the only one -- hotties like George Clooney, Robert Downey Jr, Dylan McDermott and Rob Lowe only seem to get better with age.

Ashton Kutcher

Buys Multi-Million Dollar House

Divorce A Certainty

Ashton Kutcher is now the proud owner of the multi-million dollar awesome Hollywood Hills home that he has been renting, TMZ has learned, and based on the documents there is no doubt Ashton and Demi Moore are getting divorced.

We obtained a grant deed filed by the seller, recorded on March 23, which deeds the property to Christopher Ashton Kutcher. On the same day, Demi recorded a quitclaim deed, transferring any ownership she might have in the house as Ashton's wife back to her soon-to-be ex-hubby.

The quitclaim deed is significant, because it shows Ashton and Demi are trying to keep their financial affairs separate after their split. It's a clear sign divorce is imminent.

It's the same house Justin Bieber had scoped out when he was house hunting.

Vince Neil BANNED from Vegas Hotel

Motley Crue singer Vince Neil was officially blacklisted from The Palms hotel and casino in Las Vegas last night after allegedly threatening the hotel staff ... with bad publicity.

It all went down after an incident inside of a restaurant on the property -- but both sides are telling VERY DIFFERENT versions of what happened.

Neil fired the first shot early this morning ... tweeting, "Do [sic] to recent events, including distrust and dishonesty at the executive level. I will never again step foot @palms property."

But The Palms quickly fired back ... via Twitter ... saying Neil was booted out of the restaurant "as a result of his inappropriate behavior" ... and claims the rocker later called hotel staffers "threatening negative publicity."

The Palms explained, "We cannot and will not allow our guests, no matter who they are, to mistreat our team members. As a result of his actions, Mr. Neil is no longer welcome at The Palms."

Still, Vince is adamant The Palms is telling lies ... and hints that he plans to continue the fight until he gets an apology.

Stay tuned ...

Rosie's Mansion

This is What $19.5 Million

Looks Like

Rosie O'Donnell's ditching her sweet mansion on Miami's Star Island -- and based on these pics ... we can't understand why she'd ever leave.

As we told you last week, Rosie just put the pad on the market -- asking price $19.5 million -- and it includes waterfront views and a massive aquarium in the dining room.

If you're one of the Mega Millions winners -- feast your eyes on these shots around the 11,000 sq. foot spread ... it could all be yours!

If you didn't win ... check out the gallery anyway. Dream a little.

"Beverly Hills, 90210" Cast

THEN & NOW!

Jennie Garth famously played "Kelly Taylor" for 10 seasons on "Beverly Hills, 90210" -- and today, the actress turns 40!

See what she and the rest of the show's cast look like today, plus find out what they've been up to since "90210" went off the air in 2000!

Kim & Kourtney Kardashian

Bikini Battle in the Caribbean

It was belly bump vs. booty bump, as bikini-clad Kim and Kourtney Kardashian let all their loveliness hang out while vacationing in the Dominican Republic this weekend.

While pregnant Kourtney flashed her bulging stomach, Kim made sure her posterior pride and joy enjoyed its moment in the sun too.

The Kardashian sisters are always ready for their close-ups.

Dueling Dresses

Who Wore It Better?

LeAnn Rimes hit the red carpet at the Academy of Country Music Awards this week in Las Vegas ... wearing a variation of a dress we’ve seen numerous times before!

Check out more repeat offenders in the gallery above -- and vote for the best look.

Robert Pattinson

Wet, Shirtless & Stiff as a Board

With the world going crazy for that other young adult love triangle movie, "Twilight" hunk Robert Pattinson sought some bearded, shirtless solace by paddle boarding in Malibu this weekend.

RPatz is enjoying his moment in the sun while he can.

Ashton Kutcher

Buys Multi-Million Dollar House

Divorce A Certainty

Ashton Kutcher is now the proud owner of the multi-million dollar awesome Hollywood Hills home that he has been renting, TMZ has learned, and based on the documents there is no doubt Ashton and Demi Moore are getting divorced.

We obtained a grant deed filed by the seller, recorded on March 23, which deeds the property to Christopher Ashton Kutcher. On the same day, Demi recorded a quitclaim deed, transferring any ownership she might have in the house as Ashton's wife back to her soon-to-be ex-hubby.

The quitclaim deed is significant, because it shows Ashton and Demi are trying to keep their financial affairs separate after their split. It's a clear sign divorce is imminent.

It's the same house Justin Bieber had scoped out when he was house hunting.

Celebrity Engagement Rings

BIG BLING!

Alec Baldwin popped the question over the weekend to yoga instructor Hilaria Thomas -- and now we're getting the first look at the ring!

How does it stack up against other celeb engagement rings?

Little Andy from "The Facts of Life" 'MEMBA HIM?!

Mackenzie Astin is best known for playing Andy Moffett on the '80s television show "The Facts of Life." Guess what he looks like now!

Stars Stripped Down

It's Spring-kini Season!

Spring has officially sprung which can mean only one thing ... half-naked celebrity photos from all around the world!

Check out some of the sexy starlettes that have started off the year right and busted out their bikini bodies in 2012!

Guess the Guns!

Whose Buff Bod?

Think you can match these buff arms with the celebrities they're attached to? Take a guess ... then keep clicking for more bulging biceps!

Which way to the gun show?

Celebrity Scramble

GUESS WHO!

Can you guess which Hollywood hottie is behind this warped photo?

The Stars of "Titanic"

THEN & NOW!

Some of the cast of "Titanic" hit the red carpet for the world premiere of "Titanic 3D" this week -- but what do they all look like today?

Leo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Billy Zane and more, check out how the cast of the 1997 flick held up over the years.

Hair Wars:

Short vs. Long Locks!

Raven-Symone has a new 'do. The former star of "The Cosby Show" showed off a much shorter hairstyle this week in NYC after her Broadway debut in "Sister Act."

But which look do you like better? Vote in the gallery above.

OCTOMOM Poses Nude For Rent Money

Octomom is so desperate for money, she did what she swore she would never do -- pose nude for cash.

Nadya Suleman is days away from being homeless ... the house she owns that has been in and out of foreclosure for more than a year will be sold at an auction Thursday ... so Octo needs a new crib for her brood ... stat.

The dilemma -- getting first and last month's rent together, so Octo has gone naked. She posed for the European magazine, "Closer."

Sources tell TMZ ... Octo got $10,000 for the shoot, which is what she needs to rent a new place.

Octo is being very up front now about some misgivings about having 14 kids, saying, "I'm doing that (posing nude) because I need to feed my kids. I need to pay the bills. And I'm still very cognizant of the repercussions of my choices."

It's not the first time Octo has been offered cash for skin ... porn giant Vivid Entertainment offered Suleman a $1,000,000 contract back in 2009 ... which she rejected.

Little Ricky on "I Love Lucy"

'MEMBA HIM?!

Keith Thibodeaux became famous for playing Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz's son, Little Ricky, on the classic '50s TV series "I Love Lucy." Guess what he looks like now!

Stars Without Makeup

Gaga Tweets Natural Photo

The over-the-top singer tweeted a surprisingly "normal" photo yesterday, showing how she looks with minimal makeup.

While Gaga looks great without all that face paint, the same can't be said for all celebs -- check out our gallery of makeup-free stars above!

Stars Stripped Down

It's Spring-kini Season!

Spring has officially sprung which can mean only one thing ... half-naked celebrity photos from all around the world!

Check out some of the sexy starlettes that have started off the year right and busted out their bikini bodies in 2012!

Female Pop Stars of the '90s & '00s

THEN & NOW!

They dominated "Total Request Live" back in the '90s and '00s -- but what do music video stars like Willa Ford, Natalie Imbruglia, Dream and t.a.t.u. look like today?

Check out the gallery above to see how biggest female singers of yesteryear look now.

Celebrity Scramble

GUESS WHO!

Can you guess which Hollywood hottie is behind this warped photo?

Brian Austin Green, Megan Fox

Sued For Alleged Brutality

On the Beach

Brian Austin Green is being sued by a celebrity photographer who claims he was brutally beaten by the actor as his wife, Megan Fox, egged him on.

Delbert Shaw claims in a lawsuit that will be filed this morning in L.A. County Superior Court ... he was taking pics of the smoking hot couple last December on the beach in front of the Four Seasons Resort in Hualalai, Hawaii ... when Brian and Megan allegedly made verbal threats against Shaw.

According to the suit, it escalated when Megan yelled to her hubby, "Are you going to let him get away with that?"

Shaw alleges Brian defended Megan's honor by hauling off and pummeling him, causing severe injuries. To add insult to injury, Shaw claims Brian threw his iPhone into the deep blue sea.

Shaw says Megan was egging Brian on during the entire incident.

He's suing for unspecified damages and is represented by attorney Sark Ohanian at the law firm of Carpenter, Zuckerman & Rowley, LLP in Beverly Hills.

Calls to reps for Fox and Green were not returned.

Fergie Turns 37

See Her Sexiest Looks!

Who would've imagined that cute Stacy Ferguson from "Kids Incorporated" would become the single-named pop sensation known as Fergie?

In honor of her 37th birthday, we're pulled together 37 of her sexiest looks!

The Situation In Rehab for Alcohol Problem for 'Jersey Shore'

The Situation is in rehab not just for prescription drugs, but also for alcohol, TMZ has learned, and this turn of events could pose big problems for next season's "Jersey Shore."

Sources involved in the situation (sorry) tell us ... the Situation went through detox at a facility before he checked into Cirque Lodge in Utah, and the detox involved alcohol.

Our sources also say The Sitch is "very open" with other patients at Cirque about his drinking. He discusses how his club appearances escalated his alcohol use.

Now here's the problem for "Jersey Shore." The Situation and alcohol have been tied at the hip for 5 seasons. If the show allows The Situation to fall off the wagon to make the show better in season 6, they will look like crass enablers. If they don't let him drink, there's a good chance they will lose viewers.

Stay tuned.

AnnaLynne McCord's Bikini

9021-Oh HELL Yes

AnnaLynne McCord really knows how to throw her weight around -- showing off her sexy skin and bones in a tiny tie-dye bikini today in L.A..

The 24-year-old "90210" actress needs to lighten up.

Whose Kid?

Guess His Famous Parents!

This 12-year-old boy comes from a pair of pretty parents ... but do you know who they are?

One of his parents is the star of AMC's zombie show, "The Walking Dead" and the other is a supermodel.

Take a guess, then click to find out!

Michael Jackson Estate

Back Up for Sale -- $23.9 Million

The house where Michael Jackson died is up for sale ... again ... for a whopping $23.9 million.

The estate went on the market Monday and we've learned a "major celebrity" will look at it tomorrow.

We're told the realtor -- Mauricio Umansky, the CEO and co-founder of The Agency in Beverly Hills -- will ONLY show the property to serious buyers who have pre-qualified ... which means they have the dough to buy the property.

The 17,000 square foot house -- which has been on and off the market since MJ died -- is completely empty. It has 13 bathrooms, a pool, guest house and an elevator.

Makeup Madness

Flashy vs. Fresh!

Stars like Selena Gomez look glamorous made up or minimal.

But which look do you prefer -- Check out our gallery and vote which look is better!

Mary Ann from "Gilligan's Island"

'MEMBA HER?!

Dawn Wells became famous for playing Mary Ann on the '60s hit TV series, "Gilligan's Island." Guess what she looks like now!

Celeb Real Estate

Alicia Keys' Penthouse for Sale!

Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz must need more space to make beautiful music together in -- because the couple just put their penthouse on the market for almost $18 million!

Check out the 6,100-square-foot triplex condo, which boasts 5 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms and a third-level roof terrace.

Guess Who This Lil' Lady TURNED INTO!

Before this little lady grew up to to be one of Hollywood's most sultry stars, she was just another girl growing up in New York! Can you guess who she is?

KATE HUDSON

Shows Her Stripes ... in a Bikini

Having given birth eight months ago, Kate Hudson flaunted her hot mother-of-two body in a sexy striped bikini while at the beach in Cancun this weekend.

If only her romantic comedies looked as good as she does.

HALLE BERRY

Checks Out Schools for Nahla

In Gay Paree

Halle Berry is banking on her custody judge giving her the green light to move to Paris with 4-year-old Nahla -- because we got pics of her checking out preschools in Paris.

TMZ broke the story ... Halle wants to move to France with her fiance Olivier Martinez and Nahla to escape the paparazzi that dogs her in the states. She also feels unsafe in the U.S. because of ongoing stalker issues and fears for Nahla's safety.

Baby daddy Gabriel Aubry is fighting the move, claiming it's bad for Nahla to sever meaningful contact with him.

The judge has yet to rule on the move.

Hot Mamas!

Post-Baby Weight Loss

Beyonce's tummy is looking tighter than ever -- just two months after giving birth!

While her weight loss seems unbelievable, she's not alone -- Check out more stars who lost weight and got back into pre-pregnancy shape shortly after giving birth in the gallery above.

NFL STAR MATT LEINART

Drops $1.45 Million

To Get Out of Texas

NFL quarterback Matt Leinart won’t let a little thing like being dropped from the Houston Texans bring him down ... TMZ has learned, he just shelled out $1.45 MILLION on a sweet new beach pad in California.

The former Heisman trophy winner -- whose fractured collarbone all but sealed his fate on the Texans -- will be chillin' out this summer in a 3-bdrm, 3-bath ocean view home in Manhattan Beach, CA.

The beachfront property comes fully equipped with 2 jacuzzi tubs, 2 fireplaces, 2 decks and a panoramic ocean view -- adding up to over 2,100 sq. ft. of perfect space to relax and recover in the non-Texas sun.

Now that Matt’s found an awesome new beach pad ... all he needs is a team -- and a working arm.

Makeup Madness

Flashy vs. Fresh!

Stars like Jennifer Lawrence of "The Hunger Games" look glamorous made up or minimal. But which look do you prefer?

Check out our gallery and vote which look is better.

Celebrity Scramble

GUESS WHO!

This star just got hooked up with one of patent-pending celebrity scramblematics, Can you guess the brunette bombshell behind the makeover?

SEXY SUPERMODELS

Then & Now!

Kathy Ireland turns 49-years-old today -- and she still looks gorgeous!

But how have some of the other supermodels from the 80's and 90's held up? See Cindy, Naomi, Christie and more in the gallery above.

Christine from "Night Court" 'MEMBA HER?!

Markie Post is best known for her court character Christine in the '80s TV show "Night Court." Guess what she looks like now!

Travis Barker

I Got My Band's Logo

Tattooed ON MY HEAD!!!

Should you ever forget Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker is ALSO a member of the Transplants, just take a look at his head -- because TB just finished tattooing their logo onto his melon.

Barker recently put the final touches on his head piece ... work that was done by one of the more famous tattoo artists around, Mister Cartoon.

Travis clearly feels pretty committed to the punk rock/rap group these days ... even though it's really just a side project for all its members ... and word is they have a new album coming out soon.

"21 Jump Street" Cast

THEN & NOW!

With "21 Jump Street" opening in theaters tomorrow, we decided to take a look back at the cast of the classic 80's show that inspired it.

Johnny Depp, Holly Robinson Peete, Richard Grieco and more -- see what they all look like now!

What's the Big Frigin'

DIFFERENCE?!

Don't let Goldie Hawn's intrinsic beauty distract you ... because there are some secret differences hidden within the smokin' hot snapshots. Can you find them?

**HINT -- There are THREE differences in the above photographs!**

Makeup Madness

Flashy vs. Fresh!

Stars like Jennifer Lawrence of "The Hunger Games" look glamorous made up or minimal. But which look do you prefer?

Check out our gallery and vote which look is better.

Celebrity Scramble

GUESS WHO!

Can you guess which sexy star owns these gorgeous green eyes? Check out who's behind the scrambled makeover!

Cute Kids

Shiloh & Zahara's Funny Faces

Angelina Jolie was upstaged yesterday in Amsterdam -- by her kids!

Angie took Zahara, 7, and Shiloh, 5, on a boat ride through the canals yesterday, where the two girls couldn't stop making funny faces for the paparazzi.

'American Idol' Contestant Shovels B.S. To Get Sympathy Vote

Jermaine Jones -- the 6'8" gentle giant on "American Idol" -- has big problems with the truth, because he fabricated a sob story to "A.I." producers to win the hearts and minds of the American people.

"A.I." sources told TMZ ... last week, after appearing on the show ... Jermaine came to them and said his dad called him from out of the blue, claiming pops abandoned him and his mom 10 years ago. Jermaine told producers he was extremely upset that his dad suddenly reappeared in his life now that he was famous and potentially rich. Jermaine said his dad was "a lousy father" and wanted nothing to do with him.

Well TMZ spoke with Jermaine's dad, Kevin Jones, who says the sob story is absurd -- that he has had an ongoing relationship with the young man through the years and even had dinner with him on both Wednesday and Thursday night of last week.

Kevin also says his son was not telling the truth about getting a phone call from out of the blue -- Kevin says he was actually in the audience last week supporting his child.

We spoke with production people on "Idol" who tell us they are "shocked" Jermaine concocted the story and it seems like it was all a ploy to get some traction on the show.

We could not reach Jermaine for comment.

Little Ricky on "I Love Lucy"

'Memba Him?!

Keith Thibodeaux became famous for playing Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz's son, Little Ricky, on the classic '50s TV series "I Love Lucy." Guess what he looks like now!

Daylight Savings Time

STARS LOOKIN' SLEEPY!

As the world springs their clocks forward an hour this week, check out which stars look like they are feelin' the effects of losing the extra snooze time!

Dueling Dresses

Who's More Stylish?

Kendall Jenner raided her sister Kim Kardashian's closet last night for the premiere of "The Hunger Games" -- wearing a dress Kim wore back in 2010.

But who wore it better? See more fashionistas who've donned the same dress as somebody else above and vote for the more stylish star!

Donald Trump's Sons

Ignite War

Over Animal Butchery

Donald Trump's two sons went on a big game hunt in Africa, and the carnage they wrought has triggered outrage by wildlife enthusiasts.

Donald's sons -- Donald Jr. and Eric -- went on a hunting safari in Zimbabwe a year ago this month, and proudly showed off their trophy kills -- including an elephant, crocodile, kudu, civet cat and water buck.

In one shot, Donald Jr. is holding a dead elephant's tail in one hand and a knife which appears to have cut off the tail in another.

A wildlife enthusiast's website has just created a YouTube video of the slaughter expressing outrage.

As for Donald Trump, he tells TMZ, "My sons love hunting. They're hunters and they've become good at it. I am not a believer in hunting and I'm surprised they like it."

Trump added, "I know that anything they did was 100% OK in terms of the hunting community."

"Bachelor" & "Bachelorette"

Couples Then & Now!

Ben Flajnik popped the question to Courtney Robertson on last night's season finale of "The Bachelor" -- but will they make it?

Check out all 24 couples from all the previous seasons of "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette" and find out if any of them are still together.

"The Hunger Games"

Jennifer & Miley Show Skin

At Premiere!

The red carpet for the premiere of "The Hunger Games" was jam-packed with stars last night in L.A. -- where Jennifer Lawrence and Miley Cyrus showed some serious skin.

See their premiere looks, plus shots of Liam Hemsworth, Josh Hutcherson, Elizabeth Banks and more!

Mindy from "Mork and Mindy" 'MEMBA HER?!

Pam Dawber is best known for her role Mindy, opposite Robin Williams, in the TV hit "Mork and Mindy." Guess what she looks like now!

THE ROCK

Do You Smeeeeeelllllll

My $3 Million Mansion?

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is havin' a pretty good year -- despite GI Joe 2 -- because the former WWE star just bought himself a siiiiiiick new pad ... for $3.45 million.

The actor bought the 13,153 sq. ft. mansion in swanky Southwest Ranches, Florida -- from Miami Dolphins lineman Vernon Carey ... right around Valentine's Day.

The VIP 5-bedroom, 7-bath palace features a ginormous swimming pool and even a home theater with its very own TICKET BOOTH -- where Rock can watch film classics like “The Scorpion King” and “Tooth Fairy" at his 275-pound leisure.

Stick that up your candy ass.

The Cast of "She's All That"

THEN & NOW!

With its modern take on "Pygmalion," a catchy soundtrack featuring Sixpence None the Richer and that infamous group dance number to "Rockafeller Skank," "She's All That" was one of the most memorable teen movies of the 90s.

In honor of star Freddie Prinze Jr.'s 36th birthday today, we're taking a look at how the entire cast has aged since the flick came out in January 1999 ... over 13 years ago!

'Avengers' Memorabilia

Capt. America's Shield,

Thor's Hammer ... FOR SALE!!!

Marvel fans rejoice -- 221 of the coolest, awesomest “Captain America”, “Thor” and “Iron Man” props are hitting the auction block ... and they can all be YOURS ... if you got a 6-figure bank account.

The auction -- run by a group called Profiles in History with help from Marvel Studios -- is set to kick off online April 14th ... and in-person at the Chicago Comic & Entertainment Expo.

Among the ridiculously expensive collectibles (with their starting bids) --

-- The full Mark II “Autopsy” Suit from "Iron Man 2" ... $60,000
-- Chris Evans' complete Captain America Suit ... $20,000
-- Steve Rogers’ Hero Motorcycle (Harley Davidson) ... $12,000
-- Thor’s Hammer ... $4,000
-- Captain America Stunt Shield ... $3,000
... And hundreds of other pricey gadgets, props, and costumes from the movies.

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE ... your life savings.

U.S. Soldiers

Life Among the Weeds

in Afghanistan

Life isn't all bad for our heroes in uniform in Afghanistan ... especially when they encounter MASSIVE marijuana fields as these photos show ... but we've learned these photos have triggered a military investigation.

A bunch of guys who appear to be soldiers whipped out their cameras ... and their weapons ... and posed for a bunch of pics while out on patrol in Kabul recently.

No word on the identity of the soldiers ... or when the pics were taken. Note -- the photos DO NOT show any of the soldiers smoking the weed, but there is a shot of the guys decorating the inside of their vehicle with cannabis leaves.

We spoke to U.S. Army officials ... who tell us the situation is "being looked into" ... noting, "The U.S. military takes allegations of drug possession, transfer, distribution, and use very seriously."

The Army also notes that Afghan anti-drug units, aided by international security forces, have resulted in a tremendous increase in drug seizures over the past year.

Ironically, the baseball caps 2 of the soldiers are wearing are as problematic as the weed. Soldiers caught wearing non-military issue headgear can get in big trouble.

Remember kids, just say no.

CELEB MYSTERY MOM

GUESS WHO!

One gorgeous celeb took to Twitter this week to show off a photo of her mom -- but can you tell who her famous daughter is?

See if you can match the stars with their moms!

Elisabeth Hasselbeck

My Conservative NYC Pad

... is Worth MILLIONS!

"The View" co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck is HOPING to sell her swanky NYC condo ... but thanks to the crappy real estate market ... she could end up taking a serious hit on the place.

Hasselbeck and her former NFL quarterback hubby Tim just listed their Upper West Side condo for a cool $3.3 million ... just under the $3.309 they paid for the place back in 2008.

The 4 bedroom, 3 bathroom home is pretty sick ... marble flooring, 10-foot ceiling, massive windows with a great city view. The building also includes a full-time doorman, courtyard, fitness room and 52-foot indoor swimming pool.

So why are the Hasselbecks packin' up shop? A rep for Elisabeth tells us, "It's time for a backyard! Tim and Elisabeth have decided to trade in city living for the suburbs."

Wild Fashion

Craziest Looks from Paris

Fashion Week!

Apparently, faces aren't in this season.

Many designers at Paris Fashion Week decided to obscure their models' faces with masks, hoods, make-up and dramatic plumes.

Check out the wildest looks from the runway!

Bobbi Kristina I'm Doing Oprah 'Cause I TRUST Her

Bobbi Kristina isn't doing her first post-Whitney interview with Oprah Winfrey because of the money -- she's doing it because the big O's a close family friend ... and Bobbi trusts her to be fair and respectful.

Bobbi is telling friends -- Oprah "was loyal to my mom, and never did my mother wrong, or made her look bad. She always looked out for my mom."

As a result, we're told Bobbi feels Oprah would show her the same respect -- not bringing up issues that could potentially show Bobbi in a negative light ... i.e. substance abuse.

According to sources close to Bobbi, Oprah was one of the first people who reached out to her after Whitney passed.

So far, it's unclear if Bobbi is getting paid for the interview -- which airs this Sunday.

Alice from "The Brady Bunch"

'MEMBA HER?!

Ann B. Davis is best known for playing housekeeper Alice Nelson on the '70s TV series "The Brady Bunch."Guess what she looks like now!

Anderson Cooper's Posh Penthouse

On the Market for $3.75 Million

The Silver Fox is moving on to greener pastures, but you can snatch up his pristine city pad for $3.75 million!

CNN superstar Anderson Cooper just put his 2 bedroom, 2.5 bathroom Midtown Manhattan duplex penthouse on the market. The 3,100-square-foot modern space features two light-filled floors with multi-room surround sound, stainless steel, dark wood, frosted glass and limestone.

The master suite boasts a luxe closet-lined dressing area, and the second floor chef's kitchen has a sleek center island, sky light, and is decked out with all of the top-grade appliances.

Inanimate Objects & The Stars

Who Look Like Them

Check out which stars share a striking resemblance to some everyday stuff.

They are the objects of our affection.

Smoochin' Stars

GUESS WHO!

Love is in the air... and these celebs aren't afraid to show a little PDA. Can you guess which stars are behind these puckered pics?

XOXO

"Dancing with the Stars"

Contestants In Their Costumes!

With less than two weeks until the big, two-hour premiere of "Dancing with the Stars" Season 14, we're getting out first look at the contestants in their crazy (and sometimes revealing) costumes!

The 12 contestants and their partners will perform either the foxtrot or the cha cha for their first performances on March 19.

"Phantom Menace" Kid Turns 23

More Child Stars Now!

Jake Lloyd brought out the annoying cute side of Darth Vader, playing a young Anakin Skywalker in the 1999 "Star Wars" prequel "The Phantom Menace" -- and today, he turns 23!

Lloyd, who went to Columbia College Chicago, still occasionally makes appearances at comic trade shows and was most recently seen last summer at Comic Con in Philadelphia (right).

Check out more former child stars in the gallery above!

Kelsey and Camille Grammer SETTLE Custody Case!!!

Kelsey Grammer and Camille Grammer have ended their custody war ... settling the dispute and doing it amicably ... TMZ has learned.

According to court documents obtained by TMZ, the case has officially been taken off calendar. Sources connected with the actor tell TMZ ... Kelsey and Camille have agreed to joint custody of their 2 kids -- 10-year-old Mason and 7-year-old Jude.

We're told the kids will both continue living in Los Angeles with Camille, but Kelsey will maintain "meaningful contact" with both of them.

The couple had reached a temporary custody agreement last July, but this one is permanent.

As for the couple's financial dispute, sources connected with the actor tell us ... they have almost resolved all of the money issues and it should be settled very shortly.

Celebrity Siblings

GUESS WHO!?

This guy above was his famous brother's date to the Independent Spirit Awards this weekend -- but can you name his celebrity sibling?

Check out the gallery above to find out, plus try and match more not-so-famous brothers and sisters with their celeb kin.

Stars Naked Faces

Paint Free Pics!

Taylor Swift wasn't red carpet-ready this morning when paparazzi snapped her at LAX -- where she looked great without any makeup on.

Not all celebrities are as lucky though. Nicole Scherzinger, Khloe Kardashian, Jessica Biel, Madonna and more, see how they all look with a makeup-free face!

Later In Life Moms

Givin' Birth After 40

Uma Thurman is having another baby!

While many are surprised with Uma having another baby at 41, it's nothing new in Hollywood.

Recently, stars like Halle Berry, Mariah Carey and Kelly Preston all gave birth after turning the big 4-0. See more in the gallery above.

Catwoman in "Batman" Movie 'MEMBA HER?!

Lee Meriwether pawed her way into a spandex suit to play Catwoman in the 1966 film "Batman." Guess what she looks like now!

Brothers & Sisters

Guess the Celebrity Siblings

This guy above was his famous brother's date to the Independent Spirit Awards this weekend -- but can you name his celebrity sibling?

Check out the gallery above to find out, plus try and match more not-so-famous brothers and sisters with their celeb kin.

Stars Without Makeup

Hollywood's Fresh Faces!

Taylor Swift wasn't red carpet-ready this morning when paparazzi snapped her at LAX -- where she looked great without any makeup on.

Not all celebrities are as lucky though. Nicole Scherzinger, Khloe Kardashian, Jessica Biel, Madonna and more, see how they all look with a makeup-free face!

Later In Life Moms

Stars Who Gave Birth After 40

Uma Thurman is having another baby!

While many are surprised with Uma having another baby at 41, it's nothing new in Hollywood.

Recently, stars like Halle Berry, Mariah Carey and Kelly Preston all gave birth after turning the big 4-0. See more in the gallery above.

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