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The next time you're counting sheep, you'll also be counting dollar signs -- 'cause we're about to put a lot more in your pocket with a bedtime offer you can't afford to sleep on.

If there's one thing just as important as the pillow you lay your sweet head on come sundown, it's probably the sheets you lay that sack of bones on. Of course, there's none better than bamboo linens -- and yes ... we got 'em up for grabs, at a sweet price too.

You can get your hands on some with the Bamboo Comfort Luxury 6-Piece Sheet Set -- which is available, through us, for less than $40. No, that wasn't an echo ... that's our offer.

If you haven't heard of bamboo sheets, it's probably 'cause they were way out of your price range and something you immediately skipped over while browsing at Bed, Bath & Beyond. Fortunately, we can finally fill you in on this luxurious fabric and all its wonder.

Our sets -- which we also have in a 4-piece bundle if you're looking for something a bit cheaper -- clock in at an 1,800-thread count ... which means it's cool to the touch, silky smooth and comfortable as hell. Also, these babies are hypoallergenic -- so no sneezin'.

What you get with 6-piece set ... a fitted sheet, a flat sheet and four pillowcases to fit whatever bed size you might have -- be it full, queen or king. Oh, and there are different color options as well ... so feel free to have your pick of the linen litter. We got plenty!!!

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Let's face it -- you haven't had a proper in-gym workout in months, and you'll probably be sore as hell on day 1. Here's a way to get past the pain ... your own muscle massager.

We got a miracle worker up for grabs here called the JAWKU Muscle Blaster V2 Cordless Percussion Massage Gun -- crafted for those looking to make up for lost gym time ... or for anyone else who just needs their muscles pounded and tenderized from time to time.

We know ... there are a zillion other massagers out on the market. But, we got a game changer on our hands, and it's cheaper than what you might find elsewhere at just $260.

This one also works to increase blood flow and release stored lactic acid to help relieve throbbing muscles. And, it packs some serious heat with 5 different speed settings ranging from 1,400-3,200 PPM ... so, you can pick exactly how hard you wanna work that tissue.

It even comes with four different head attachments, so your noggin can get some lovin' too. There's a ball, bullet, flat, and, perhaps most terrifyingly, a FORK-shaped attachment to target every nook and cranny that might need some long-overdue relief.

And, the best part??? It's equipped with noise reduction technology so it doesn't sound like you're operating a jackhammer in your living room. That's worth its weight gold right there.

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It's time to retire slapping the bag with your wine drinking, and NO MORE CVS-store bought wine either!!! Help us help you with something a bit more sophisticated ... and worldly.

We got a sweet deal here that'll bring winery-quality vino right to your front door. It's called the 50% Off World Wine Tour Collection: 18 Bottles of Wine + Free Shipping. Subtle, right?

At nearly $9 a pop, you'll get 18 premium wines from every corner of the world -- places like Argentina, Italy, Spain, Australia and beyond -- and don't worry ... you'll get a solid mix of reds and whites, unless you wanna customize your order. That's an option as well.

Prefer reds? The all-red pack is for you. Like 'em light n' white? There's an all-white pack too! Or, for the folks with an open palate, you can get both. Some wine categories that are available ... Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot, Pinot Noir, Malbec, Chardonnay, Pinot Grigio, Sauvignon Blanc, and more. In other words, a little somethin' somethin' for everyone.

This collection includes up to 12 different grape varietals from international vineyards, and the boxes come with information about each wine, including the tasting notes and origins, so you can impress the pants off of your friends at your next dinner party.

Health is wealth in our book, and when you have imported wine packed with grapes, raspberries, and blackberries (or a lime and green apple fruit combo) ... you're sending your body a clear message of love.

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It's face mask season, y'all -- we know you need 'em, and lucky for you ... we got a crap ton up for grabs. Take a gander, and take your pick!!!

Face coverings are basically a must-have accessory these days with coronavirus circulating in the air, so if you gotta wear one ... why not make a fashion statement while you're at it??? That's where these puppies come in -- from sporty to artsy, our masks run the gamut.

Let's start with the 5-pack polyester face mask (which come in different colors besides black, BTW) that go for just $22. The fabric will hold up against wear and tear, and they're super comfy too. Looking for a washable version? We got those too ... a 12-pack for $34.

If you're looking for a bit more razzle-dazzle and personality ... we got you there too.

There's a 3-pack of non-medical fabric face masks with different designs and patterns on the front -- for just $19 -- plus groovy tie-dye masks for only $20 (lots of different looks to choose from). We even have "statement" masks for $18 ... those speak for themselves.

Last, but definitely not least ... there are slightly fancier and more high-tech masks on the table here -- dust-proof coverings with 3 carbon filters, or a similar-looking Velcro unigear nylon mask with just active carbon filter. They're both less than $20, can't go wrong with either.

Look, we're getting tired here -- but we won't leave without mentioning the 5-pack 3D comfort masks or the 2-pack cotton masks -- both cost less than a couple Hamiltons.

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Sure, you could settle on being an amateur iPhone photographer -- OR ... you could just shoot your shot and get a professional certification for this useful craft. Either/or 🤷🏽‍♂️

If you're leaning toward the latter option, we got a sweet deal to help you out. It's called the Hollywood Art Institute Photography Course & Certification -- and for just $19, you can be the most highly sought after photog on the block ... a small price to pay for a huge trade-off.

With 56 hours of training available, you'll get to learn from real, bonafide entertainment industry pros, including certified tutors to help walk you through how to manage your camera. With this bundle, you get video tutorials that offer you a personal guide through the process, plus ... a boatload of quizzes, ebooks, and flashcards to help you bone up.

Top that off with 5-year access to a pro article database, so you can keep learning about all things photography for years to come!

At the end of it all, you walk away with a lil something extra for that resume or business card and learn how to profit off of your new skill. You'll also get a legit certification from the Hollywood Art Institute, which is basically a royal anointing in Tinseltown and elsewhere -- and receiving one from this training will do wonders for your professional rep.

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You've heard most people only use about 10% of their brain -- sad as that is -- but you don't gotta be part of that statistic anymore ... if you'll just sit with us and think for a bit.

The reason some people just "get it" is because they're tapping into their critical thinking skills -- some folks are born with 'em, most everyone else has to sharpen them for themselves as they navigate the world. Welp, allow us to hand you an axe grinder here.

We got a set of courses up for grabs that'll help you think differently and slice through life's problems with newfound brainpower that you've always had, but couldn't quite access until now. It's all available through The Mastering Thinking Skills Bundle Ft. Timothy Kenny.

For just $22, you and Tim -- who's the renowned author of "Accelerated Learning for Entrepreneurs" -- can rifle through four different volumes of critical thinking curriculum.

Along the way ... you'll pick up tips to help you master everything from metacognition to efficient problem solving as well as taxonomy and frameworks to mental math. The program also touches on interpreting body language and dissecting what makes a genius mind tick.

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Python might mean just one thing to you now -- yesss, we know -- but it's actually big in IT via coding. It's also something you can add to your tool belt ... if you're up for it, that is.

Welcome to the world of computer code writing, and the many methods used to do it. Today, we're introducing Python -- one of several types of programming languages big shots working in tech today tap to make your web browser and apps run nice and smooth.

You can do that yourself too now ... with something we call The Epic Python Developer Certification Bundle -- a $40 crash course on this much-used and incredibly helpful resource.

So, what is it? And, what the hell are you gonna use it for??? Good questions!

Basically, if you have any desire to dive into a career in computer science, data analysis or web/app development ... Python's something you oughta know frontward and backward.

Like its cousin, JavaScript, Python is user-friendly and easy to read as far as coding goes. It's also got a HUGE library of tools to streamline things on the WebDev side of your computer experience. Example ... making a video start ASAP when you open a site. Simple enough, but that's coded in on the back end, bruh! Python can do that with ease, and then some.

With this tutorial we're offering, you'll also learn about app-building, statistical modeling, network programming ... and more. If it sounds complicated, we can help make it less so.

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Losing your cool in all this heat??? Before you go breaking into your neighbor's pad to enjoy their frosty A/C, allow us to introduce an answer to your sweaty summertime woes.

We're talking mini personal air conditioning units here, and yes ... they're WAY less high maintenance than that monster of a machine you got hanging out your window right now.

We call it the EvaChill EV-500 Personal Air Conditioner, and we got 'em on the table here for a measly $80 ... which is still cheaper than what you'd pay for something less effective you might find at Target. What do you mean, exactly? Welp, this little puppy can drop the air temperature immediately around you down to 59º in under 10 minutes. Pretty cool, huh?

Just one push of a button and it instantly starts evaporating water -- via a water tank you gotta fill -- in order to cool the air. And, get this ... it's super eco-friendly, and portable too.

The basic models can last up to 9 hours without being plugged into a USB port -- bye-bye electric bills -- and they also shoot away dust particles while chillin' your ass out. And yes, if you were wondering -- we got 'em in a few different colors to go with your own aesthetic.

Now, if you're wondering if there's a slightly more advanced version you could get your hands on -- here's the answer ... YES. It's the EvaSMART 2: Smart Personal Air Conditioner.

This one has stronger specs, and it functions as a purifier/humidifier on top of its A/C function. It costs a tad more -- about $100 or so -- but it beats the hell outta frying for 3 months.

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Time to get those impulse-buying fingers ready, because we've got six discounted Apple Watches for you to snatch up while the gettin' is good ... emphasis on gettin' it.

We know ... these things are pretty damn pricey, but if you're looking to save a few extra bucks instead of paying retail rates like a sucker, then come on board and swoop one of these gizmos with us. They're right here for the taking, and they're in stock ... and on sale.

For starters, the Apple Watches we're selling here are from the latest 5 Series ... so you're getting the newest version of an AW that's out there. Within that, there are slight differences.

Take, for example, the 40mm model, which is your standard 5 Series Apple Watch complete with a TON of features. It's essentially a phone for your wrist, with GPS, texting, calls, music streaming, activity monitoring tools and more. Oh, and different colors too, of course.

You name it, and this Apple Watch can probably help you do it. Normally, this sells for $400 off the shelf at any store ... but here, it's a little cheaper at $380. Hey, $20 is $20 ... we'll take it!

We also got some bigger ones available -- 44mm -- that are a wee bit more expensive, but that'll also pop more as an accessory. Once again, we're offering a variety of colors -- like the gold/pink sand watch, or the space grey/black one that both go for $414 ... down from $430.

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We're now in a phase of the working world where numbers speak louder than anyone else in the room -- and if you wanna be THE person who actually knows how to use those figures ... well, today's your lucky day.

Yes, we're sure you're aware of Microsoft Excel -- who isn't by now? -- but there's a new business intelligence tool that the four-colored square company has out on the market that's becoming the go-to for data interpretation and implementation ... Power BI. Heard of it???

No worries if you haven't, 'cause we got a crash course on it that'll teach you the program from top to bottom ... which will go a long way on your resume and in corporate America.

It's called the 2020 Master Microsoft Excel & Power BI Certification Bundle -- and as the title indicates, it'll get you accredited in Power BI and Excel for the low price of $35. That's it.

Now, here's what you'll learn to create with this tutorial package -- charts, pivot tables, dashboards, power queries and a vast array of other data analytics tools and tricks to help you explain to your boss why this quarter's sales aren't as high as they were projected to be.

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You've seen electric scooters all over town -- now, it's time to zoom alongside them with your own eco-friendly set of wheels ... only this one's hands-free, and a bit more thrilling.

Yes, we're talking skateboards here ... ones powered by a battery, so there's no pushing necessary. And, yes, we got 'em on sale for you for a great bargain. We call these sweet rides the Urban E-Skateboard, and they're available -- through us -- for a little more than $100.

The only question we have ... how fast do you wanna go??? The basic model can hit up to 12 MPH (pretty dang fast) -- but keep in mind, they come with 3 speed settings to choose from ... so you don't have be at max power at all times. There's nice and easy options too.

As for as how long it can go ... the board runs on a 52.8WH lithium battery, which can take you 7 to 10 miles on a full hour charge. We're not great at math, but that basically means you'll be riding for a solid amount of time before this baby dies on ya.

Oh, and the basic model comes in a few different colors too, to match your vibe ... there's blue, green and orange. They got all the same specs, and they're all the same low price.

What we're pretty much offering is what you get in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater games by holding down X ... uninterrupted acceleration, and a damn good time while you're at it.

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Sometimes you just need a standard snapshot of life, and if you don't wanna drop upwards of $40 a pop for a stock image elsewhere ... we can help you out with an even better offer.

Here's the alternative ... it's called JumpStory™ Authentic Stock Photography, and for $100, it gives you instant access to over 25 million stunning images, illustrations, vector icons, and videos ... all of which perfectly encapsulate our often picturesque human experience.

These are the type of stock photos you might find on Shutterstock -- virtually anything and everything, from dogs on leashes to people drinking margaritas ... and everything in between.

Here's another thing you get with this ... the ability to crop stock photos and remove the background -- it's almost like your own personal photo album of the world, and an editing tool to tweak, customize and use 'em any way you'd like ... all for life.

Oh, and there's no constant licensing necessary -- unlike other companies. Paying once gives you an unlimited license to this treasure trove of photographed moments ... which you can use for your website, a slideshow, a work presentation, or anything else you see fit.

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If a picture's worth a thousand words, then this vast ocean of pictures we got for you is definitely worth its weight in gold -- but you don't gotta be Rumpelstiltskin to get 'em.

We call this puppy the ITG.digital Online Illustrations Builder Pro -- and for $30 ... it'll provide you with all the illustrations you might ever need, and then some. Walk with us.

Buying this opens up a plethora of custom digital drawings that you can use for anything requiring a visual aid to get your point across -- be it a presentation at work, a lesson plan for the kids ... or even a comic strip you wanna cook up at home. We got the mock-ups!

Basically, it's a stockpile of images that fit almost any setting -- man and woman at the office, lady at the flower shop, people at a park ... whatever. If you can think of a scenario, this program probably has an illustration for it -- but it doesn't have to stay the way you found it. The idea is, YOU tweak these drawings however you want ... we'll teach ya how.

There's literally a million different possible combinations, and once you land on the illustration you want, you can download it as a high-res file in different formats -- JPG, PNG, SVG, etc.

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At least half of Lady Gaga's fame can be attributed to her killer piano-playing skills -- ditto for a zillion other big shots throughout the centuries -- and now ... it's time to join the ranks.

The moment has arrived for you to stunt on the world -- and on your friends -- with some new expertise under your belt once you come out of quarantine ... and it's one that could take you places too, if you play your cards right. Yes, we're talking about learning how to play the piano.

Right now, we got an offer on the table we like to call Pianoforall -- a step-by-step online guide that'll show you the ropes on how to jam out Gaga-style ... eventually (gotta practice).

While we can't guarantee the spirit of Beethoven will take you over, we DO promise you'll graduate from being a beginner to an intermediate piano player ... all for just $20. And hey, if Ludwig ain't your thing ... no worries, there are different styles here that run the gamut.

Here's what you get with our deal ... 204 lectures and 10 hours of content where you learn to read music, write, and play by ear -- with lifetime access. A triple threat, no doubt.

The days of playing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" can be retired once you cop this.

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We know ... your apartment looks like s***, and it's not ready for that Zoom meeting at 12 PM for all to see. Don't sweat it, 'cause this lifesaver's gonna help ya blend right in.

Allow us to introduce you to the XSplit VCam, which is yours -- through us -- for just $20. It's pretty simple ... this computer program is capable of giving you just about ANY background you want to show off from home. And yeah, when we say any ... we actually mean it here.

The software allows you to replace your background, via webcam, and make it look like you're ... well, anywhere in the world. You can cut and paste any digital image, video still or web page -- and make that your new surroundings ... at least from the outside looking in.

So, if you wanna be in France ... you're there. Wanna drop in on Narnia??? You're there! That nice waterfall screensaver that popped up when you logged on ... dude, you're there.

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If there was ever a time to cram your brain full of useful info that you can unleash when this pandemic's over, it's now ... and we got the soil to help ya plant seeds of wisdom.

Welcome to our catch-all offer for a digital tool belt that'll give you expertise and prowess on everything from cryptocurrency tracking to iOS development and graphic design to business management ... all for a one-time payment of less than $60. Really??? Yes, really!

We call this massive bundle StackSkills Unlimited, and it's about as straightforward as it sounds. You'll get instant access to over 1,000 online courses -- several of which are taught by experts in the field ... while new lessons are added each month. Sweet deal, we know.

Just a taste of some of the diverse courses ... Beginner's Guide to Digital Photography, Blockchain and Bitcoin Fundamentals, Filmmaking Hacks, WordPress ... and LOTS more.

While it might sound overwhelming -- sure, it low-key is -- the good news is you can comb through all this stuff at your own pace, find something unique to you ... and have at it for as long as you'd like. Yep -- the $59 price gives you access to all this know-how for life.