I Am ... Sasha Fierce!

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The youngest of America's lil' First Ladies, Princess Sasha Obama.

Bow down, beyatches!

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Nick Hogan: Killer Outfit

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Wearing a Fat Albert Mushmouth ski hat, Kanye West shades, a pretty silk scarf from Talbots, an Alice in Wonderland tea party checkered coat and Rosie O'Donnell's mom jeans, Nick Hogan hit up Sundance on Monday, looking like the patron saint of douchebags everywhere.

He actually has the nerve to walk around like that.

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All That Glitters Is ... Michelle Obama

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This is the First Lady's golden moment.

After her election night fashion debacle, Michelle Obama went with a more classic-looking sparkling gold dress and coat by Cuban-American designer Isabel Toledo for her husband's swearing-in ceremony this morning.

All eyes are now on what she'll wear to the inauguration balls.

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Biden's Wife: Boot-ylicious

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The redcoats are coming, the red coats are coming ... wearing stiletto boots!

Joe Biden's wife Jill, 57, heated up the chilly D.C. morning by showing some leg and sportin' a pair of fierce inauguration boots. Lynne Cheney has officially left the building.

Dontcha wish your Vice President's wife was hot like me!

Miley Cyrus -- Holy'er Than Thou

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Wearing an age-appropriate t-shirt, a Mariah Carey mini-skirt, a pair of Courtney Love kinderwhore ripped stockings and blue suede Native American boots leftover from one of Cher's tours, 16-year-old pop phenom Miley Cyrus went shopping in L.A. this weekend.

She better not try and blame Annie Leibovitz for this, too.

Bulletin: Lady GaGa Wears Pants

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The weirdest thing about dance diva Lady GaGa's outfit isn't the polyester blonde weave bow on her head ... it's that she actually left the house covering up her bikini bottoms.

Just pants, it'll be ok.

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Shenae Grimes: Cut Her Some Slacks

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With her '06 hipster shades, '90s Eddie Vedder button-down, '80s Apollonia 6 lace nylons and '70s Laurie Partridge slouch boots, pantless "90210" star Shenae Grimes hit a massive 75% off sale in L.A. on Tuesday.

It takes decades to look like this.

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Larry King: Still Juicy

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Dressed like a geriatric Zac Efron, Larry King, 75, perused the early bird specials at Juicy Couture in L.A. on Thursday.

They're having a big sale on replacement hip huggers and orthopedic sneakers.

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Michelle Obama -- Under the Gunn

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Michelle Obama's fashion sense has definitely come under fire -- 'memba that butcher dress? -- but does "Project Runway" guru Tim Gunn think the First Lady-elect has what it takes to "make it work?"

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Richie & Heather Enjoy Some Vagabonding Time

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Looking like a homeless couple waiting for the bus, rehabbed exes Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear came together to watch their daughter Ava's soccer game in L.A. on Tuesday.

Alert their probation officers, because it looks like Richie and Heather are now dressing under the influence.

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Mariah -- Lose the Jacket and the Hubby Inside

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It's something old people do. Mariah Carey and her hanger-on-hubby Nick Cannon haven't been married long enough to mimic each other's wardrobe, although Nick would sure look spiffy in those boots.

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Boys Will Be Dames

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Here's 47-year-old convicted man-whore beater Boy George (left) performing in London on Tuesday -- and comedian Dame Edna Everage (right) in L.A. on Monday.

Neither of them are Long Island yentas.

We're just sayin'.

Brooke Hogan Goes Commando

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As demonstrated here by Brooke -- those Hogan kids sure are a pair of loose cannons.

The Curious Case of Brad's Blouse

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Apparently Angelina Jolie shares everything with Brad Pitt, including her tops!

Brad arrived at LAX on Wednesday, wearing some sort of lovely women's shirt scarf wrap thing.

At least the handbag is his.

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Dude Looks Like a Zebra

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Wearing J.Lo's diva hat, the dead furry leather carcass of a mutt, a zebra--stripped sweater/scarf from Talbots, Mary-Kate Olsen's handbag, an Aerosmith groupie's old, stretched out leopard print pants and a pair of "Working Girl" Staten Island ferry commuter sneakers, Steven Tyler tried unsuccessfully to go unnoticed in NYC this weekend.

It's time for an intervention.

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Aretha Franklin Oh, Yeaahh!

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Here's 66-year-old Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin (left) at a concert in NYC this weekend -- and the infamous Kool-Aid Man (right).

One of them is known for bursting through walls.