This Memorial Day, make room for a few celebs to remind you how great those red, white and blues are!

We never expected such a turnout -- but it turns out a whole lotta people like to dress up their poor, helpless little puppy dogs in ridiculous costumes. Don't get us wrong, we're not complaining -- because the pics from our Doggie Dress Up Contest are the best doggone things you'll ever see.

See whose summer bod is ready for a tan and who needs to go back in the oven to finish cooking!

A proud new champion emerged at last night's World Beard and Moustache Championships -- the greatest event on the planet (about facial hair) -- and on the cold stage in Anchorage, Alaska, he proved the basket look totally works on your face.

The new King of Beards -- chosen out of nearly 300 people -- was a guy named David Traver, who pulled in the top prize for his unbe-weave-able wicker beard of awesomeness.

Mr. Traver, we salute you. Don't ever shave.

The true unofficial start of summer: Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson doing what they do second best. Hef's exes sat around the pool at Wet Republic in the MGM Grand yesterday, half naked.

Looking like a physically fit mother of two, a bikini-clad Britney Spears vacationed in the Bahamas with her kids and her conservator dad.

Roy has been married to his wife for almost 52 years.

In 1983, Roy was the first country star to have his own venue in Branson, Missouri. He has since sold the theater.

Adina was scheduled to appear in the 1995 film "Waiting to Exhale" but had to drop out.

In 2008, Howard appeared in something called "Poke the Sleeping Bear."

In 1993, President Clinton appointed Jane as head of the National Endowment for the Arts.

Alexander appears in the new film "Terminator Salvation."

Since "Idol," Nikki has appeared on "Fear Factor," "Battle of the Network Reality Stars," "Kill Reality," "Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew" and "Sober House."

McKibbin received treatment for her cocaine and alcohol addiction.

Peter has been married to his wife for 59 years.

Graves was reportedly offered and turned down Jon Voight's role in the 1996 film adaptation of "Mission: Impossible."

Their TV show aired for two seasons and was only canceled because Barbara was allegedly suffering from exhaustion.

In 1984, Barbara was in a near-fatal accident.