Adnan Still Gettin' a Piece of Brit
Adnan Ghalib is still making late-night house calls to Britney Spears -- despite rumors she dropped his ass for sending other ladies racy text messages.
Cameras caught him doing Brit's bidding at a gas station -- picking up an orange soda, Spears' favorite -- and telling paps all the stories about a breakup are "just rumors." He was then seen sliding right into Summit. Where he slid into from there is anybody's guess.
Renee Zellweger -- Clever Girl
Renee Zellweger went to Starbucks for a venti mochaccino, what she got was a sneaky paparazzo.
Zellweger can be seen doing a double take at the pap who was trying to film her unnoticed -- telling the incognito photog "That's awesome! You're so clever."
Escaping the coffeehouse didn't do much good though -- there were even more photogs waiting outside.
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Joey Pants -- You Want a Piece of Me? Buy It!
Joe Pantoliano is willing to give you the shirt of his back, and the scarf off his neck -- literally.
The "Sopranos" star was outside the Waverly Inn, and when the fashion police paparazzi asked after his scarf, he offered it to them, for a price. Somehow, negotiating with Joe P doesn't exactly seem like the greatest idea, ever.
Zac Efron? Sounds Like Toilet Cleaner to Me!
He's filming a movie on their island, but the folks on the Isle of Man have no idea who the heck Zac Efron is!
The Manx people (yes -- that's what they're called on the Isle of Man) were clueless to the heartthrob in their midst -- one of them even confusing him for something more akin to Clorox.
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Paps Smash Up Lily Allen's Ride
The paparazzi went waaaay overboard trying to shoot Lily Allen last night -- surrounding her outside a UK pub and breaking the window of her car. Damn, guv'nah!
The out-of-control scenario ended with Allen hopping into a cab, with nothing at all to smile about. On her blog Allen writes, "It was a scary situation and i want people to know that it was totally their fault and that the whole situation has angered and upset me ... we were both horrified that people could behave in this way and get away with it."
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Who's That Guy With Amy Adams, Anyway?
We ran into Amy Adams last night outside Paris Commune, but there was some guy next to her that *fingers snapping* we just couldn't place.
Thankfully, Amy's boyfriend was kind enough to enlighten us. As if that toothy grin didn't make it obvious enough.
Lowe on Swayze -- Get Shorty!
Sure, Patrick Swayze looks big on paper -- but Rob Lowe made sure to point out the actor's shortcomings to a group of paps Saturday night.
While signing a promo pic for "The Outsiders," Lowe brought everyone's attention to his co-star's feet -- which were standing on a brick to make him look taller than everyone else!
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Would You Buy Clothes From This Man?
Fashion maven Joey Lawrence took time out of his hectic schedule to let it be known he plans on releasing a men's clothing line.
Um Joe? Nice scarf.
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Papa Joe: I Love Jessica, Tony ... Not So Much
Joe Simpson was asked how he felt about his daughter's boyfriend, Tony Romo -- and he didn't exactly give an answer Tony would like.
After Joe helped take down Jess' marriage to Nick Lachey, Tony better kiss up to pops quickly.
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Ricki Lake Eats Up ... Attention!
Former trash talk show diva, Ricki Lake, underwent something she has never experienced before -- and we're not talkin' about home birthing!
She's no Lilo or Brit Brit, but this "Hairspray" veteran was hit with a full-on pap swarm -- and wasn't ready for it! Luckliy, she received assistance from a photog-fending security guard. Go Ricki, Go Ricki!
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Tonya Harding Ices Pap
The beautiful Tonya Harding was caught stuffing her face at the Burbank airport yesterday -- staring down a photog like he was Nancy Kerrigan.
Harding even flipped the guy off. At least, this time, no kneecaps were broken.
Hey Jessica: Hop On and Ride Me!
Jessica Simpson had a long, long walk from her gate to her car yesterday at JFK, sans entourage, military or otherwise, so TMZ's reporter generously offered to carry her -- not her bags, Jess herself.
We think there's someone out there -- Tony *cough* Romo perhaps -- who might not have found the offer so charming.
Efron Bogarting Jesse McCartney's Spotlight?
Former teen heartthrob Jesse McCartney was asked if he thought Disney pretty-boy Zac Efron was "stealing his thunder."
When he says "no way," he means "abso-frickin-lutely."
Save the Country from Amy
Amy Winehouse is ditching her Camden digs -- and considering a relocation to the countryside. There goes the neighborhood!
The beehived train wreck was seen packing up her belongings yesterday and loading them into a moving van. There are reports she's going to move to Buckinghamshire, which would be a good move -- the crack dealer population in the rolling hills is bound to be significantly lower, right?
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Meter Runs Out on Audrina
Audrina Patridge was given no special treatment by parking officials yesterday while hanging with BFF Lauren Conrad. A bewildered and giggly Patridge ran out to collect her ticket once the meter maid drove off.
Even funnier than watching the pseudostar getting ticketed is watching the star tour bus that passes -- and completely ignores her! Fauxlebrity can be such a bitch.
The Star Who Didn't Come In from The Cold
So you're a big star who wants to walk the streets on the down low. A sh***y day is your friend Julia Roberts! Pretty woman was pretty anonymous in a green gunnysack and big fat scarf.
Too bad for her ... our cameraman recognized her cheek.