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Haley Kalil is doubling down on her effort to get a judge to throw out a lawsuit her ex-husband Matt Kalil filed against her after she shockingly claimed his massive penis torpedoed their marriage.

In new legal docs, obtained by TMZ, Haley says she never mentioned the former NFL player by name when she went on the podcast and claimed her marriage was marred by her husband's massive member -- which she described as two, maybe three stacked Coca-Cola cans.

Haley says Matt's lawsuit alleged "viewers could and did readily infer" who she was referencing ... but Haley says that's because she and Matt are both public figures. Haley was an SI Swimsuit model and former Miss Minnesota USA and Matt played 7 seasons in the NFL.

Bunnie Xo's angle on Jelly Roll's dangle couldn't have surprised him, she says ... because she's told him about his weight-loss-induced penis growth to his face.

We caught up with the podcaster and YouTube personality Wednesday in New York City after she appeared on "TODAY" to plug her new memoir "Stripped Down: Unfiltered and Unapologetic" ... and we had to ask about her dishing on Jelly Roll's maple log during an appearance on "The Howard Stern Show" Tuesday.

Bunnie tells us it's nothing she hasn't said to her man's face ... and, she thinks he loves that she told the world -- because that's just Bunnie being unapologetically herself!

Bunnie Xo is a sucker for Jelly Roll's weight loss glow-up ... saying he didn't just drop hundreds of pounds, he also unlocked some very noticeable extra baggage -- below the belt!

Speaking on "The Howard Stern Show" Tuesday, Bunnie gleefully confirmed the rumors ... when the gut goes down, the goods come out ... and Jelly’s packing more heat than ever!!!

If Bunnie didn't make it clear, she proudly announced Jelly's nearly 300-pound transformation has him fully rising to the occasion these days.

The biggest story out of the 2026 Olympics so far has been reports of a penis-injecting doping scandal rocking the ski jumping community ... but officials say so far, it's nothing but a "wild rumor."

The news spread like wildfire on Thursday ... with outlets stating the World Anti-Doping Agency was keeping a close eye on crotches throughout the sport due to speculation athletes could be pumping their members with hyaluronic acid to get a leg up on the competition.

Why the heck would they do that?? The belief is athletes used the acid to temporarily increase their junk size during suit measurements ... which would result in extra fabric in the groin area -- adding lift to the uniforms to help them jump farther.