Sam Worthington -- Check Out My Noodle

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Name That Bikini Bottom!

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Can you guess who showed off her spicy backside in Malibu on Monday?

Supermodel Adriana Lima -- In Hot Water

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Adriana Lima -- widely recognized by experts as the hottest woman ever in the history of the universe -- nearly melted a Caribbean island today during a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret.

It all went down on the sizzling French island of St. Barths. And if you're not clicking through these photos by now, your brain is malfunctioning.

Victoria's Secret Model Blazin' Hot Bikini Time

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We just got 40 photos of smokin' hot Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio posing in teeny bikinis on the beach in St. Barts earlier today ... so ... you should probably look at 'em.

Stop reading ... start clicking.

Miles Austin Stomachs Kim Kardashian's Teeny Bikini

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With her bikini bottom stretched from coast-to-coast, Kim Kardashian went for a dip in the ocean with her ripped NFL boyfriend Miles Austin in Cabo on Wednesday.

Seismologists warn of a massive crack near the ocean floor.

World Cup Stud In Bikini Battle ... with His GF

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Argentinian soccer stud Lionel Messi -- one of the best strikers on the planet -- showed off his world cup ... in an itty bitty mankini in Cancun on Wednesday.

Messi cooled off in the water with his similarly dressed girlfriend.

The couple that shares bathing suits together, stays together.

Not All Kardashian Butts Are Created Equal ...

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Two hot sisters ... two great physiques ... one massive difference.

Yesterday, Kourtney Kardashian (left) took her booty out for a stroll in Cabo ... and unlike her little sister Kim (right), she managed to fit her entire ass into her swimwear.

Question is ...

Rafael Nadal -- Son of a Beach

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Tennis stud Rafael Nadal showed off his fit torso while soaking up the sun in Spain on Tuesday.

The 24-year-old Wimbledon champ is an ace on and off the court.

Sofia Vergara -- Still Held Up in Europe

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With a somber expression on her face, "Modern Family" star Sofia Vergara looked like she could really use some support while vacationing in Sardinia the other day.

The Italian island is known for having gorgeous mountains.

Kim K's Bikini Holds on for Dear Life

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Kim Kardashian and her trademark badonkadonk went for a leisurely stroll on the beach in Miami this weekend.

Kim couldn't help but crack a smile for the camera.

Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Season in the Hamptons

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Gwyneth Paltrow showed off her Oscar-winning bikini body in the Hamptons this weekend.

The 37-year-old mother of two knows how to keep it cool.

LeBron James Takes His Talents to the Bahamas

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With his self-promotion tour now complete, LeBron James ventured down to the Bahamas with his girlfriend for a little R&R ... and showed off a shockingly relevant tattoo on his body.

Notice the word "Loyalty" running down LeBron's torso?

Wonder how the city of Cleveland feels about that.

Rihanna Shows Her Spots

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Rihanna sure looked hot sitting poolside at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas this weekend -- but does that swimsuit look comfortable to you?

Guess the Bronzed Bod!

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Can you guess which de-weaved blonde beach -goer dominated the Atlantic Ocean on her personal watercraft yesterday?

Sofia Vergara -- Held Up in Italy

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Despite being gorgeous and on a hit TV show, Sofia Vergara could still use whatever support she can get.

The 38-year-old "Modern Family" beauty showed off her robust God-given talents while sunning her supple skin in Italy on Monday.

Sofia just received an Emmy nomination, but she's already won the golden globes.

Sofia Vergara's Bikini Friend Horrible Decision!

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Sofia Vergara's friend just learned a very tough lesson about life ... never pose next to Sofia Vergara in a bikini!!!!

The "Modern Family" star -- who's currently on a two week vacation in Italy -- just posted this photo on her Twitter page, declaring that her white bikini would be her "uniform" for the rest of her trip.

Hell. Yes.