TMZ Live Large

Kim Kardashian moving to Minnesota could have been the funniest thing on TV -- it's also one of the reasons she and Kris Humphries are dunzo! Maybe something they should have discussed BEFORE the wedding?

Plus, Lindsay Lohan puts in OT at the morgue … but we'll tell you why that won't be enough to keep her butt out of jail.

The Secret Service made JFK a sitting duck for an assassin -- this according to a shocking new book by Mark Lane ... the man who blew up the lone gunman theory.

Lane reveals that JFK's limo came to a dead stop in the middle of the assassination -- Lane says it's because Secret Service agents HATED the Prez.

Plus Harvey's reveals a theory he developed on the number of shots fired, and how a 16-year-old Levin pitched that theory to a famous JFK prosecutor.

Politics isn't all boring speeches --- we're ramping up for TMZ D.C. in 2012, and Harvey lays out the plan to cover the hottest personalities (and bodies) in the Beltway.

Also, is boxer Victor Ortiz crazy to sink his 2 million from the Mayweather fight into tacos? He calls in to pitch his restaurant ... and ends up getting marketing tips from us.

Plus, Michael Lohan is officially -- the worst ... fugitive, ever.

D.L. Hughley joins us to weigh in on racist Halloween costumes -- how do you know if yours crosses the line? D.L. says it's simple ... if you get your ass kicked, you've gone too far.

Also, Dr. Conrad Murray bawls in court ... and Jason thinks it's the doc's best day of the trial so far. Plus, Harvey in Motown ... living a dream -- singing and dancing in the Supremes' old studio!

Lindsay Lohan's near million dollar payday to pose for Playboy absolutely floored former Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole -- who joined the guys today ... and firmly believes Hef way overpaid for LiLo's nude shots. Can Playboy really get its money's worth?

Plus, Lindsay's dad is busted again -- but something about his bizarre arrest doesn't add up ... you gotta hear Jason and Brian's theories. Also, President Obama's chicken and waffles run -- good photo op or bad sign for his health?

Famed book publisher Judith Regan calls in to say -- despite NBC's best efforts -- NO mainstream publisher will want anything to do with Casey Anthony ... unless her book includes a full confession.

And, what would it mean if Dr. Conrad Murray takes the stand in his own defense? Plus, Charles' indecent proposal to get World Series tickets ... and he promises he won't leave early!

TMZ Live is thrown into utter chaos over Lindsay Lohan, cupcakes and the In-N-Out mystery. Did Lindsay lie about buying the desserts? Did she have someone sneak burgers into the morgue? How can a place with a bunch of dead people have this much excitement?

Plus, Harvey and Brian's harsh words over Dina's plan to sell Lindsay out in her memoirs.

The case against Dr. Conrad Murray is impressive -- but Harvey and Jason aren't convinced it's iron clad ... because prosecutors missed one crucial point.

Plus, was Lindsay Lohan hiding something under that hideous makeup in court yesterday? Dr. Rey thinks he knows what it is ... and what it isn't.

We've been right about this case all along, so ya gotta listen to Harvey and Jason who say Lindsay Lohan WILL go to jail ... and they have strong feelings about Lindsay's future -- and it ain't pretty.

And if you think their views are strong ... wait'll you hear the callers.

Harvey and Brian have strong opinions about Demi Moore and Shia LaBeouf -- why both may be self-destructing for very different reasons. The callers almost uniformly agree -- Demi and Shia both desperately need help.

And for very different reasons .... someone needs to do an intervention with Soulja Boy.

It's a TMZ Live filled with desperate celebs.

Not all Nazi insults are created equal -- case in point, why Susan Sarandon's Nazi-Pope comment was magnitudes worse than Hank Williams' Hitler-Obama analogy.

Plus, Robert Downy Jr. has a point ... it's time to forgive Mel Gibson. Just look at Michael Vick. Also, if you believe Jose Baez's explanation for his dinner date with Barbara Walters last night, we've got some beachfront property in Phoenix to sell you.

Multiple theories for why Dr. Conrad Murray agreed to spill his guts to police -- among them ... Murray thought he could outsmart the cops ... and his giant ego got the better of him.

Plus, Lindsay Lohan booted from her community service program -- what's it gonna take for her to learn her lesson? Mike has a plan. Also, TMZ has evidence ... the celebrity hacker may not have acted alone.

Dr. Conrad Murray screwed himself over by spewing several key facts during his sit down with cops two days after MJ's death. Harvey's read the entire interview and breaks down the doc's mistakes that served up the case.

Plus, five-time NASCAR Sprint Cup champion Jimmie Johnson calls in to talk about this year's stiff competition, video games ... and tries his best to make Harvey like racing.

Also, should pregnant brides postpone the wedding, speed it up, or just do it with the bump? Harvey and Charles apply their (painfully) limited pregnancy knowledge.

Lil Wayne's "sizzurp" habit is a lot scarier than maybe even he knows -- according to Dr. Drew Pinsky ... who joined us to break down Weezy's videotape confession, and the prescription meds epidemic in Hollywood.

Plus, Dr. Conrad Murray's defense took a HUGE hit today when MJ's autopsy doc said it's highly unlikely Michael self-administered the fatal dose of Propofol -- but Jason explains how the prosecution took a few hits of its own.

Also, Kris Humphries avoided disaster when he lost and FOUND his wedding band -- but is it really that big of a deal? The fellas share some ring-related horror stories.

Breaking Michael Jackson news -- his siblings and his children are very normal ... at least according to the TMZ staffer who chilled BACKSTAGE at the MJ tribute concert. We've got a full debrief ... including which celeb dared to mention Conrad Murray.

Plus, the controversial CNN.com posting of an execution in Afghanistan gets everyone fired up -- is it gratuitous violence ... or just good journalism?

Also, Al Sharpton rips Herman Cain for claiming racism isn't holding minorities back anymore -- and after Al Davis' death ... will Raider Nation ever forgive Al Michaels?

Harvey and Jason CANNOT figure out why Dr. Conrad Murray's attorneys let him spill his guts to the LAPD while under criminal investigation for MJ's death. We breakdown details of Murray's recorded interview with cops.

Plus, how the mystery fart on "Dancing with the Stars" has actually turned Nancy Grace into a lovable character. Also, "The Simpsons" is under threat of being canceled over budget cuts -- and some people think it's time to wrap it up.