Kim Kardashian moving to Minnesota could have been the funniest thing on TV -- it's also one of the reasons she and Kris Humphries are dunzo! Maybe something they should have discussed BEFORE the wedding?
Plus, Lindsay Lohan puts in OT at the morgue … but we'll tell you why that won't be enough to keep her butt out of jail.
(0:20) Yep ... Charles is "Black Bieber" for Halloween . (3:30) Harvey's amazing costume -- the biggest radish yet. (6:00) We broke the story -- Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are getting a divorce ... and we know more about it than anyone else. (7:30) Harvey calls the reason for the divorce the "stupidest thing I have ever heard in my life." (13:30) This is how you get in a TMZ promo . (21:03) Is there a man in that tree? (28:01) Lindsay will wave the white flag in court on Wednesday -- and the big question isn't IF she's going to get jail time ... it's how much. (39:01) Dax Holt -- as Carrot Top -- is about to do a live shot. (40:02) Michael Lohan in court -- pathetically entertaining. (43:04) Everyone on the planet is crazy ... so says Harvey. (45:50) Mel Gibson -- back at the scene of the crime. (49:10) The latest on Conrad Murray ... is abandoned.