Tom Hijacks Katie's Play Time
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It may have been Katie's big night -- but there's wasn't an eye in the theater for "All My Sons" that wasn't fixed firmly on her diminutive Scientolohubby Tom.
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Tom Cruise Is the Pits
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No, it's not a scene from That Hitler Movie he filmed in Germany, Tom Cruise just raised his arm in allegiance to fanatics outside a NYC theater and bizarrely revealed even an OT Level VII thetan can get overheated.
Katie short-circuited too and for once showed some sort of Scientoloemotion.
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Nazi Trucks Cause Furor
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Why Tom Cruise thought it would be a good idea to make a movie about Nazis is anyone's guess.
But the latest bad news to hit the production of that Nazi picture is a $12 mil lawsuit filed against United Artists and Cruise by a group of extras who were injured when a side panel of a Nazi-era truck gave way -- and spilled them all onto the street. They all had to go the hospital, one with possible internal injuries.
Cruise was not on set at the time of the accident.
Suri to Katie: Break Out the Pot!!!
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Xenu broke the mold when he made Suri, but that didn't stop Katie and her Scientolotot from going to NY pottery studio Make yesterday.
They left empty-handed, but wouldn't it'd be great if someone could "make" Suri lose the damn baby bottle already!
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Suri Converts Doll to Scientology
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It appears Suri Cruise has experience talking to inanimate objects ...
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Ben Stiller Uses The Tom Cruise Escape Method
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Ben Stiller and his family have discovered the easiest way to escape the pappers in NYC -- eat dinner with people more famous than you.
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Tom Cruise Allows Alien Invasion of Space
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One lucky fan was allowed to safely enter Tom Cruise's mysterious proximity orb -- where the intense electrical field surrounding him confounded her camera and forced her to take not one, but two photos.
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TomKat Ignores the Krazies
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For the love of L. Ron! Tom and Katie have fans as crazazy as them.
A group of Scientolofans were yelling and screaming like a bunch of loons for Tom and Katie last night -- trying to convince the pair to come sign autographs for the sake of the surrounding neighbors.
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Suri: I Want to Be Part Of Your World
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Katie Holmes took little Suri to see "The Little Mermaid" on Broadway last night -- funny, since both Ariel and the Cruises spend most of their time wondering what it's like to be human.
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Look Suri, Up in the Sky!
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Daddy came from that planet right over there ...
It's Curtains for TomKat
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Tom Cruise's Scientoloride comes equipped with curtains -- but does he use 'em to keep pappers from shooting in or to block his wife and daughter from staring longingly at the outside world?
The whole fam was on set yesterday as Katie filmed a ratings-ploy-of-a-cameo for "Eli Stone." Britney, eat your heart out.
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TomKat -- They Walk Among Us
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In L.A., you'd never see TomKat just strolling around town with the kids. But in Telluride, Colo. this weekend, they moved around like a couple of normal, psychiatry-hating OT VIIs.
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Suri's Mad Money
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Who needs a doll, when your Scientoloparents give you fake benjamins to play with?!
While the actress-formerly-known as Katie Holmes stared blankly, reflecting on her former self, adorable, lifelike baby thetan Suri Cruise played with a fake ol' $100 bill on Tuesday. Is nothing in her life real?
If only Suri could use that money to get those bangs cut.
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LiRo: TomKat 2.0
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Lindsay Lohan not only spoke yesterday (a shocker in itself), she was HI-LARIOUS.
Pappers bombarded Sam with questions....did she pop the question? Lindsay pulled Scientology out of her inner-something for a pretty classic response.
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Cruise Lawyers Spank Baby Store for Babbling
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In a move totally out of character, Tom Cruise has sicked his lawyers on luxury baby boutique Petit Tresor, accusing them of babbling to the tabs about Suri's outrageously expensive designer Scientoloduds.
According to the cease and desist letter sent by Cruise's law firm, the store leaked false info that Suri's parents dropped a cool $350 - $400K on the tot's wardrobe over the last two years. Tom and Katie's mouthpieces claim the store violated their clients' right of privacy.
The lawyers are asking the store to, "not say anything (whether true or false) about Mr. Cruise and Ms. Holmes' shopping habits."
When TMZ spoke to Petit's Andy Behrman all we got was, "Are we allowed to comment?"
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Tom & Katie: Jealous Yet?
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Tom, Katie and Suri escaped NY in their own private Scientolo-helicopter -- but that's not even the most enviable part.
David Beckham was riding shotgun.