Who'd You Rather?

Sure Hugh Jackman has an amazing body, chiseled face and perfect whatever else -- but Chesley Sullenberger is the frickin' man. So whatcha want -- beefcake or bona fide hero?

You're shooting Jerry Seinfeld and then Madonna leaves the Waverly Inn at the exact same time. Who should we follow?

We got Evangeline Lilly at LAX yesterday and it sparked a very important debate in the TMZ newsroom -- if you had to be stranded on an island, "Lost" style, with only one person, would it be girl-next-door Evangeline? Or sexpot Megan Fox?

The weather in Mexico was fortysomething and hot!

For a guy who's made a living asking questions, Tom Brokaw wasn't game to answer ours -- like who would he want to be stranded on a deserted island with: Heidi Klum, Penelope Cruz or Star Jones?

Do you like your Montag with or without plastic?

So Ja Rule is pummeling Kanye West in our "Who'd you rather" poll -- but is it all about the belly-to-ab ratio?

If there was a gun to your head, would you rather kiss former plus-sized, flesh eating virus laden jerk Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis (left) or miniscule real life troll doll Verne Troyer (right)?

"Big Momma's House" beauty Nia Long turns 37 today, while the Donald's daughter, Ivanka Trump, turns 26.

"Bring It On" hottie Gabrielle Union turns 35 on Monday, while Winona Horowitz (aka Winona Ryder) turns 36.

"Pretty Woman" Julia Roberts turns 40 on Sunday, while celebuwife Marla Maples turns 44.

"Napoleon Dynamite" star Jon Heder turns 30 on Friday, while country music star Keith Urban turns 40.

"Desperate Housewives" hunk Josh Henderson turns 26 on Thursday, while the "Hebrew Hammer" himself, Adam Goldberg, turns 37.

MySpace queen Tila Tequila turns 26 on Wednesday, while R&B diva Monica turns 27.

"Van Wilder" star Ryan Reynolds turns 31 on Tuesday, while funnyman "Weird Al" Yankovic turns 48.