Born – October 7, 1959
Lambeth, London, UK

Worked his way up in the music business, signed a bunch of huge acts, became a judge on the UK version of “American Idol” called “Pop Idol.”

Became a judge on "American Idol," made a career out of crushing people's dreams.

Left “American Idol” in 2010, became a judge on “The X Factor,” continued explaining to people why they suck and should just give up.

Also created “America's Got Talent” and “American Inventor,” where contestants create products we all use every day. Kidding, no one's ever used anything invented on that show.

Has more money than some small countries, possibly swims around in a pool full of cash. And if he doesn't -- he totally should.

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