Another Bachelor Biker

Dear Jelly Belly Kelly,

You are correct. Let us never speak of me again.

Tr@$h barker is far more interesting, and comical, and in a much worse place.

I wholeheartedly agree,, Thanking you in Advance,

are you really trying to say that you are better off than Travis Barker? Now that is Hilarious!
i don't think i have seen that reality show about you on MTV yet. but i am sure you are just Hounded everyday by the paparazi!
gee i wish i could get your autograph!

i watched The Barkers and that girl never watched her kids. She had a nanny 24/7. She had no job and would sleep all freaking day. What kind of mom is that. i understand where Travis is coming from and not wanting to be with a lazy a** like her. She knew they were taping her. what the hell!!! poor kids.

Dear Miss Kelly;

Whilst I appreciate your motivation, I think it best you PESTER people like your Mentor Teabag barker, instead of someone of
MY STANDING...
I understand if you let him ride in the car with you, instead of his bike, that he will be happy to hook u up with his BIG TIME autograph...
good luck lady,

Yeah DUDE, IM RIDDING LIKE THE WIND MAN. i TOOK MY BIKE AND JUMPED IT YO, OFF THE CURB AND STUFF.

Then me an some friends, YO we cut across ol man Johnsons yard. DUDE, he was really mad at us. He said that we shouldnt be riding are bikes through his grass and JUNK.

But you know how we get down.. Man I did a bunny hop once and like got up there you know, it was at least like 1 inch off the ground YO.
And then my friend he rode a wheelie for like a block or somethin, NO FOOLIN i swear he did, just ask billy he will tell you.. HAHAHA

Hay Jealous John - Travis looks like your ass with teeth, your ass must look really nice because Travis is a hottie- i am a hot ass blonde girl, for hot chicks to dig him isnt just because he is a rocker- he has nice ass blue eyes and a very nice face, he is on the thin side, but at least he doesnt sit around and wack offall day like you do you jealous bastard! your a dude, do dudes think other dudes are hot anyways? unless your a fag, so i think you better shut your mouth you jackass- you are just jealous-