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Want K-Fed's Stanky Shoes?

9/15/2006 4:59 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Kevin FederlineFrom Jeff Davidson's Sound Bytes

In an effort to boost early sales for his new record, Keven Federline's PR people have come up with the brilliant idea to give away the sneakers he wore for his, ahem, "performance" at the Teen Choice Awards. All you have to do to enter for that lovely prize is to buy the record in their pre-sale.

Being crafty marketing pros the K-Fed flacks have also acquired additional giveaways for those charitable enough to cough up some bucks. In fact, the sneaks aren't even the Grand Prize. By pre-ordering you are entered to win a Grand Prize Trip for two to LA for two nights to attend K-Fed's Halloween album release party, hosted by Britney herself. That's right ya'll, the whole clan may be out in full force for this one. That'd be an interesting night to be a fly on the wall, but I'm still thinking about those shoes...what would you actually do with them if you won? He are my suggestions...

Top Five Things You Could Do With K-Fed's used, smelly kicks:

5. Save them for Baby Suri for when she's old enough to run away from home.

4. Rock them next time you hit Wal-Mart for the K-Fed fan club meeting

3. Christmas present to your creepy uncle with the foot fetish

2. Donate them to them Department of Homeland Security to fight terrorism, talk about weapons of mass destruction!

1. Give them to Lindsay Lohan's driver because they may be the only thing more pungent than this.

Now, we just need a list for those buying the record...

25 COMMENTS

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jojo    

JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE ALREADY. GO GET A LIFE

1575 days ago
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Jostled by Tossers    

First?!

2871 days ago
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Mark    

you guys need some new writers because that was lame. it was as pointless as telling a gay guy to go suck a dick...

if you guys want funny, should get some real comedians like me god damnit!

2871 days ago
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Tyler    

Yea' man, why are they talking about this dude anway? Oh, yea', he is married to Britney Spears, I almost forgot since you hardly ever see the 2 of them together or you never see him with his own children. I can't wait to see how big of a brick his album will be. Maybe he should get Justin on a couple tracks just to show there is not heart feelings.

2871 days ago
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dee    

IT is pointless to have to keep writing stories about him. is there not anything else to talk about. This is sad

2871 days ago
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ROSIE    

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2871 days ago
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Patsy    

Who is this writer, reporter, or comedian as you guys may say!! You are the lamest !! And please stop talking about Suri..I really don't think she will need them shoes, with all that money her parents have..PLEASE!!!

Oh maybe they should hold them for her..so when she grows up she can kick you in the ass and then stick them in your mouth...

TMZ with all the money you guys get you should be getting better reporters no fake like this one!!

2871 days ago
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kris    

Kevin Federline is a Negro

2871 days ago
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Michael    

Ima greasy meatball and our babies can't nurse cuz I am suckin mama tit already and I aint givin it up for no one.

2871 days ago
10.

stoopit    

that picture makes him looks like he's got to poop or something.

2871 days ago
11.

We, are not amused.    

Harry Sez: "Why is it that these so-called celebrities (like this douchbag, and that dried up/f***ed out, Cher) think that anyone wants to own their cast off crap?"

2871 days ago
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michelle    

he is a joke he needs to have evertyhing that britney bought him on ebay auctioned off and help with katrina relief right brit??? wasnt that u standing behind louisiana

2871 days ago
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CoreyCarrier    

Oh, that's just NASTY, Kev. You need to pay your child support payments through more labour-intensive ways, you lazy deadbeat dad. P.S. Don't circumcised (new son)! Intact.ca

2870 days ago
14.

AreYouKiddingMe?    

They should give away Britt's shoes...... oh, wait! She doesn't wear any!

2870 days ago
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Michael    

I would sell the shoes on ebay. It could bring in a few hundred.

2870 days ago
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