Want K-Fed's Stanky Shoes?

Kevin FederlineFrom Jeff Davidson's Sound Bytes

In an effort to boost early sales for his new record, Keven Federline's PR people have come up with the brilliant idea to give away the sneakers he wore for his, ahem, "performance" at the Teen Choice Awards. All you have to do to enter for that lovely prize is to buy the record in their pre-sale.

Being crafty marketing pros the K-Fed flacks have also acquired additional giveaways for those charitable enough to cough up some bucks. In fact, the sneaks aren't even the Grand Prize. By pre-ordering you are entered to win a Grand Prize Trip for two to LA for two nights to attend K-Fed's Halloween album release party, hosted by Britney herself. That's right ya'll, the whole clan may be out in full force for this one. That'd be an interesting night to be a fly on the wall, but I'm still thinking about those shoes...what would you actually do with them if you won? He are my suggestions...

Top Five Things You Could Do With K-Fed's used, smelly kicks:

5. Save them for Baby Suri for when she's old enough to run away from home.

4. Rock them next time you hit Wal-Mart for the K-Fed fan club meeting

3. Christmas present to your creepy uncle with the foot fetish

2. Donate them to them Department of Homeland Security to fight terrorism, talk about weapons of mass destruction!

1. Give them to Lindsay Lohan's driver because they may be the only thing more pungent than this.

Now, we just need a list for those buying the record...



Reader Comments

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1. First?!

Posted at 4:42PM on Sep 15th 2006 by Jostled by Tossers

2. you guys need some new writers because that was lame. it was as pointless as telling a gay guy to go suck a dick...

if you guys want funny, should get some real comedians like me god damnit!

Posted at 4:50PM on Sep 15th 2006 by Mark

3. Yea' man, why are they talking about this dude anway? Oh, yea', he is married to Britney Spears, I almost forgot since you hardly ever see the 2 of them together or you never see him with his own children. I can't wait to see how big of a brick his album will be. Maybe he should get Justin on a couple tracks just to show there is not heart feelings.

Posted at 5:04PM on Sep 15th 2006 by Greg

4. IT is pointless to have to keep writing stories about him. is there not anything else to talk about. This is sad

Posted at 5:10PM on Sep 15th 2006 by dee

5. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted at 6:06PM on Sep 15th 2006 by ROSIE

6. Who is this writer, reporter, or comedian as you guys may say!! You are the lamest !! And please stop talking about Suri..I really don't think she will need them shoes, with all that money her parents have..PLEASE!!!

Oh maybe they should hold them for her..so when she grows up she can kick you in the ass and then stick them in your mouth...

TMZ with all the money you guys get you should be getting better reporters no fake like this one!!

Posted at 6:06PM on Sep 15th 2006 by pasty

7. Kevin Federline is a Negro

Posted at 6:59PM on Sep 15th 2006 by Mel Gibson

8. Ima greasy meatball and our babies can't nurse cuz I am suckin mama tit already and I aint givin it up for no one.

Posted at 7:19PM on Sep 15th 2006 by K-Fed

9. that picture makes him looks like he's got to poop or something.

Posted at 7:42PM on Sep 15th 2006 by lala

10. Harry Sez: "Why is it that these so-called celebrities (like this douchbag, and that dried up/f***ed out, Cher) think that anyone wants to own their cast off crap?"

Posted at 8:17PM on Sep 15th 2006 by Harry Balzack

11. he is a joke he needs to have evertyhing that britney bought him on ebay auctioned off and help with katrina relief right brit??? wasnt that u standing behind louisiana

Posted at 9:03PM on Sep 15th 2006 by chelseasmom

12. Oh, that's just NASTY, Kev. You need to pay your child support payments through more labour-intensive ways, you lazy deadbeat dad. P.S. Don't circumcised (new son)! Intact.ca

Posted at 2:16AM on Sep 16th 2006 by parishilton.mobi

13. They should give away Britt's shoes...... oh, wait! She doesn't wear any!

Posted at 2:38AM on Sep 16th 2006 by Richard

14. I would sell the shoes on ebay. It could bring in a few hundred.

Posted at 7:32AM on Sep 16th 2006 by Michael

15. How about selling a pair of Britney's granny panties? They should be big enough to double as a car cover.

Posted at 2:14PM on Sep 16th 2006 by Greg

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