Joe Simpson Does It to Himself

Posted Oct 2nd 2006 5:02PM by TMZ Staff

Dad/manager Joe Simpson was out cruising the town when his evening came to a sudden halt ... by a railing!

Joe was about to drive off in his Ferrari in Beverly Hills Saturday night after leaving Ken Paves' salon when he ran into the railing from a staircase. He looked over his shoulder in disbelief and embarrassment. Instead of stopping to look at the damage (like any proud man), he drove away before anyone else noticed.

The valet attendants were probably thanking their lucky stars that they didn't do it!

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1. That sucks!

Posted at 5:28PM on Oct 2nd 2006 by Cristina

2. IDIOT
STUPID

Posted at 5:33PM on Oct 2nd 2006 by just my opinion

3. was probably too busy sniffing jessica and ashlee's panties. don't worry joe, you'll just have to exploit your worthless, no talent daughters a little extra so you can buy a new one.

Posted at 5:33PM on Oct 2nd 2006 by mlc31

4. He was probably so busy looking at a picture of his daughter's tits he didn't see the raling. We know how he made the $$$ to buy that car. I can't believe this guy is a preacher. He must belong to the " Church of the Poison MInd " He needs to go out and get a real job. Maybe he was drunk.

Posted at 5:33PM on Oct 2nd 2006 by the wise old owl.

5. It's nice to see a modest Christian preacher man driving a Ferrari.
He was probably touching himself and GOd made him crash because of his impure thoughts.

Posted at 5:44PM on Oct 2nd 2006 by sickofitall

6. Joe is a loser for sure................................And Jessica is well............Jessica. But Ashlee is doing great in CHICAGO on Broadway. The girl has real talent. Maybe she will tell Daddy to go on back home to his church because she's all grown up and can do fine without him

Posted at 6:04PM on Oct 2nd 2006 by Rena H

7. Joe Simpson=DOOFUS!

Posted at 6:12PM on Oct 2nd 2006 by kat

8. Were you drinking and driving too-Don't you care about your two daughters careers?

Posted at 6:37PM on Oct 2nd 2006 by Jennafer

9. What a dumbass... Now we know where his daughters "blonde moments" come from....

Posted at 6:48PM on Oct 2nd 2006 by the wife

10. OMG. Now this former minister and current daughter pimp drives a Ferrari?!

Posted at 6:53PM on Oct 2nd 2006 by Sunny

11. Well, the headline says it all doesn't it???

Posted at 7:01PM on Oct 2nd 2006 by Jinxy Cat

12. I think Papa and the Girls were on their way to a Family Poonin' Fest in Vegas. His girls BOTH "Play His Meat Whistle and Swallow the Music". That's why they are musically inclined. Yo Jess take a crank on my Skin Flute darlin' ya skank.

Posted at 7:03PM on Oct 2nd 2006 by Kingster

13. # 4 well said very funny

Posted at 7:28PM on Oct 2nd 2006 by Laurie

14. He was trying to plan his next move and how to PIMP his daughters off some more. What a fucked up Dad-To pimp your own daughters for your support. Hey Joe get a real fucking job...probably too stoopid to do anything other than live and let his daughters support him...THE FUCKING PUSSY!

Posted at 7:37PM on Oct 2nd 2006 by RICK

15. Leaving a hair salon i'm sure he was looking at himself in the mirror what a fag.

Posted at 7:40PM on Oct 2nd 2006 by Lau

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