Dad/manager Joe Simpson was out cruising the town when his evening came to a sudden halt ... by a railing!
Joe was about to drive off in his Ferrari in Beverly Hills Saturday night after leaving Ken Paves' salon when he ran into the railing from a staircase. He looked over his shoulder in disbelief and embarrassment. Instead of stopping to look at the damage (like any proud man), he drove away before anyone else noticed.
The valet attendants were probably thanking their lucky stars that they didn't do it!
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(Page 1 of 3) | 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsHe was probably so busy looking at a picture of his daughter's tits he didn't see the raling. We know how he made the $$$ to buy that car. I can't believe this guy is a preacher. He must belong to the " Church of the Poison MInd " He needs to go out and get a real job. Maybe he was drunk.
was probably too busy sniffing jessica and ashlee's panties. don't worry joe, you'll just have to exploit your worthless, no talent daughters a little extra so you can buy a new one.
It's nice to see a modest Christian preacher man driving a Ferrari.
He was probably touching himself and GOd made him crash because of his impure thoughts.
Joe is a loser for sure................................And Jessica is well............Jessica. But Ashlee is doing great in CHICAGO on Broadway. The girl has real talent. Maybe she will tell Daddy to go on back home to his church because she's all grown up and can do fine without him
Were you drinking and driving too-Don't you care about your two daughters careers?
What a dumbass... Now we know where his daughters "blonde moments" come from....
OMG. Now this former minister and current daughter pimp drives a Ferrari?!
I think Papa and the Girls were on their way to a Family Poonin' Fest in Vegas. His girls BOTH "Play His Meat Whistle and Swallow the Music". That's why they are musically inclined. Yo Jess take a crank on my Skin Flute darlin' ya skank.
He was trying to plan his next move and how to PIMP his daughters off some more. What a fucked up Dad-To pimp your own daughters for your support. Hey Joe get a real fucking job...probably too stoopid to do anything other than live and let his daughters support him...THE FUCKING PUSSY!

















