1. I thought she was "busy" with her (hahahaha) "career" ??? Has this crap-faced pile of used douche-bags spent a night away from the clubs in a month??? Sad, sad...what a waste. I love to party...but if that's your purpose in life, why bother. So pathetic, so deluded...it's a shame that this is one time in my life where I'll say I couldn't even feel sorry for her parents when she dies. What a waste. What a useless person.

Posted at 11:00AM on Nov 2nd 2006 by Puh der Baer

2. God is watching you Paris. . .volunteer your time to help someone poor. God Bless Paris Hilton!

Posted at 11:08AM on Nov 2nd 2006 by 1Peace

3. They went to smoke some dope and have lesbian sex,after that they snorted some coke and do some ice.,They also stoped some dudes and had a gang bang

Posted at 11:12AM on Nov 2nd 2006 by Paris doing tricks

4. WATCH OUT..BECAUSE BEFORE YOU KNOW IT..SHE'S DITCHING UR ASS FOR UR BOYFRIEND..HEY IM JUST SAYING SHE'S DONE IT B-4!!!

Posted at 11:15AM on Nov 2nd 2006 by CUTE LIL CHICANA

5. would anyone be in the least bit surprised out there that after having anointed every c*ck in hollywood with her nasty gash she's having to turn to the women just to find some fresh meat to taint.

Posted at 12:14PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by britbrat

6. Paris better be careful. That Cuthbert chick is a bad influence.

Posted at 12:21PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by thepocketslammer

7. I wonder. . . What would a day be like without any headlines or news about America's sweetheart Paris Hilton? I don't know and don't think that anyone will ever know because TMZ won't let us go without hearing something about this chic. . But 2 soothe your souls you should peep the cool sexy musical vibes at www.myspace.com/marcmaysrockandrollthug as well as at www.myspace.com/marcusorealiusmusic because I believe that you guys deserve the best of the best. Peace&Love

Posted at 12:22PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by Tyler

8. Looks like Parasite is still workng on her Dumb Blonde Middle School Driver's Ed homework and doing a little extra credit. Elisha is going to get detention, since she did not bring a note from her parents to be excused from riding the short yellow bus home and not wearing her protective helmet while driving with La La Land's DUI Queen. Then again, looks like the always randy Parasite will be back in detention for stealing another man's girfriend, or is it she needed some fresh meat for the Firecrotch Orgy Fest scheduled in the back alley of Hyde. As for Elisha's boy toy du jour, he reports Parasite said he wasn't greasy bear enough to come along. Adding only clones, D-listers and tranny clone lovers were invited to the orgy fest.

**DBMS CLONE SAFETY WARNING AlLERT**
Notice to the clone masses: Since going out with Parasite, Elisha will no longer be USDA approved. Please clean properly before eating and have antibiotic shots available in case of any STD breakout.

Posted at 12:40PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

9. Your comments: Parasite will be back in detention for stealing another man's girfriend, or is it she needed some fresh meat for the Firecrotch Orgy Fest scheduled in the back alley of Hyde. As for Elisha's boy toy du jour, he reports Parasite said he wasn't greasy bear enough to come along. Adding only clones,D-listers and tranny clone lovers were
invited to the orgy fest.

**DBMS CLONE SAFETY WARNING ALERT**
Notice to the clone masses:
Since going out with Parasite, Elisha will no longer be USDA approved. Please clean properly before eating and have antibiotic shots available in case of any STD breakout.

Posted at 1:09PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

10. great... this is getting worse as it goes along...

Posted at 1:21PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by corinne

11. I always figured that beneath all her nonsense, Paris is a dyke.

Posted at 1:48PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by Mother Godfrey

12. is there a problem with dykes?

Posted at 2:09PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by Adia

13. I thought Paris was one of the most hardworking people in Hollywood? But she sure has time to get arrested get punched, and pick up stray celebs here and there to use and abuse. Enough about this spoiled ugly big nosed bitch!

Posted at 2:52PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by Whatever

14. hello!!?? will the world stop if paris hilton did a poopie in her pants? no. will the world stop if paris drove away as a lesbian? no. will the world stop if Snickers bars are banned? ...maybe... GUESS WHAT PARIS!!?? WE DON'T CARE!!!!

Posted at 3:28PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by dont ask me, ask you

15. SKANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:48PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by Lets smoke a bowl