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Brooke

Putting the Ho in Hogan?

11/7/2006 4:04 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Hulk Hogan makes it pretty clear on his show "Hogan Knows Best," that he refuses to let his only daughter flaunt her sexy figure in order to sell records. So why don't we ever see her clothed anymore?

It appears that all the talking was just for show. Brooke has been making numerous publicity rounds with lots of flesh -- most notably wearing next to nothing on her recent cover of notorious man mag, FHM. The reality TV singer has also been walking red carpets in barely-there outfits. In a recent appearance on MTV, The Little Hulk wore a Britney Spears-inspired schoolgirl outfit ... just after dad kvetched about manager Larry Rudolph, not wanting him using Brookie's sex appeal like he did with former client Britney. Who's zoomin' who?!

To top it all off, Brooke's new CD cover features her in a revealing bathing suit -- yah, that's more demure. Uh huh.

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maga    

She is a Britney wanna be......unfortunately she is already fatter than britney....Lose about 50 pounds if you want to compete Brooke..

2802 days ago
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SouthernGirl    

She seems to suffer from noasatal syndrome (no a*s at all!). Uggh. You'd think with all that money she'd could afford to have the fat from her big nose removed to be placed in her butt for better cover sales.

2802 days ago
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Matt    

The sad thing about her is that she's really ugly.

2802 days ago
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FLORDIA    

I THINK BROOK LOOKS GREAT AND IF YOU GOT IT FLAUNT IT............

2802 days ago
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Sam Andrews    

Finally a girl that doesn't look like a refugee in Ethiopia. Brooke is much hotter than Brit.

2802 days ago
21.

WKRP    

She puts the H-o-g in Hogan.

2802 days ago
22.

leah    

I think yall should stop being so mean!....She might not be stick skinny but its about time someone dont starve themselves and still look good!...Brooke dont listen to them your beautiful...BUTTTTT. da only thing i gotta say is dont try so hard because i loved the way you were...stay good

2802 days ago
23.

Smart,Handsome and well endowed    

Holy Bat sh*it, Dogman!
A face only a mother could love, but ta-ta's 'till Tuesday!

2802 days ago
24.

no pervs allowed    

Don't pick on Brooken, she is one of the newest students to enroll at Dumb Blonde Middle School. Since her arrival and the need for more extracirricular activities, the newest clone has been trying out new swimwear for the DBMS jello swim team. Since her father Hulk Clonegan is overly protective, Coach Jokstrap has given him an assistant coaching position on the wrestling team, where Brooken works as a flat on her back mat girl. Of course there is the background check we are trying to complete on the senior Clonegan, just to make sure he does not have a record of hanging out with priests. There should be no problems, seems Coach Jokstrap can't keep Clonegan away from all the other blonde clones. Just a side note, we are worried that he may have his eyes on Parasite and has plans on trying to piledrive her on the mat-- not that will be anything new to her. Superintendent Clonerad is concerned that with the budget cuts coming from the local underage drinking establishments in LA LA Land, which help finance the school, we will have to keep Coach Clonegan around, just because of his financial support to upgrade the short yellow bus, to allow more little blonde clones to ride. Part of the upgrade deal was to include a special section for him to give one-one wrestling lessons. In the meantime, Brooken is prepping for a spread in Playboy, and possibly a new spot on the Hef's reality show, giving him another dumb blonde clone to exploit. Hef promised that the centerfold spread would be taselessly done and a new crate of protective bunny helmets would be sent to the school for all the aspiring clones wanting to to be singers and actresses or for just doing nothing but having their picture taken.

2802 days ago
25.

Missy    

Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver--you are totally retarded and have way too much time on your hands.
And all the rest of y'all stop being so damn mean. Give the girl a break! It's nice seeing someone not flaunting their skin and bones bod in front of my face.

2802 days ago
26.

Jeanin    

She is actually a good singer and not studio dubbed junk. She could easily act also. I like her dad but her mom is a witch to him.
Spoiled witch.

2802 days ago
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Stephanii    

Omg you guys think shes fat? Ur ither just anorixic or jelous! its good to know not all Stars **coughcough nicole richie coughcough** arent suffering from anorexia.

2802 days ago
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Kim    

Brook is a very tall girl, she looks great and for the height she is prefect. Can we be more HELPFUL than HATEFUL. Brook got it going on. Buttom line.

2802 days ago
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Shomari    

I like Brooke and I think she is cool. Matt you are just mad cause Brooke Hogan wouldn't give you the time of day!!!!!!!!!!!!

2802 days ago
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Jeanin    

1. She is a Britney wanna be......unfortunately she is already fatter than britney....Lose about 50 pounds if you want to compete Brooke..

Posted at 3:48PM on Nov 7th 2006 by maga

She sings way way better than Brittany so dont think a waana be.Brittany has a weak voice but the corporation behind her knew how to market her. Thats what so unreal as Aguillero sings great and Pink sings great yet Brittany weakest voice out there makes the most .

2802 days ago
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