1. Dirty whore.

Posted at 2:33PM on Dec 21st 2006 by Lindsay

2. HEY SISTA, LOOK'S LIKE YOU REALLY GOT A LOTTA JUNK IN YOUR TRUNK.

DIET NO MORE...

Posted at 2:38PM on Dec 21st 2006 by jesse

3. I think she is cute but maybe needs a stylist. Is that outfit suppose to match??

Posted at 2:44PM on Dec 21st 2006 by A person of class

4. Get that girl some sun...she looks horrible...I work in an office building all day long and I'm darker than her...

Posted at 2:47PM on Dec 21st 2006 by DiRTyBuNNy

5. She needs a shower.

Posted at 2:50PM on Dec 21st 2006 by iris

6. Isn't her 15 minutes up yet????????????

Posted at 2:50PM on Dec 21st 2006 by Robin

7. Perez has a bitchy little Christmas video on his website under Lindsay Lohan.

It's titled "Lohan Holiday"

VERY FUNNY!

Posted at 2:52PM on Dec 21st 2006 by Missie

8. Lindsay, have you ever heard of the sun? Gosh she needs a tan she is so pale. She looked way better when she was bigger, she's too skinny!

Posted at 3:09PM on Dec 21st 2006 by Amber

9. Is your muffin buttered?

Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?

Posted at 3:41PM on Dec 21st 2006 by ezze

10. but she got Olive Oyl goes ghetto?

Posted at 4:37PM on Dec 21st 2006 by dmumsie

11. Marilyn Monroe? Um not even close TMZ.

Posted at 4:43PM on Dec 21st 2006 by BoReD

12. nice legs , BABY !! I agree with GQ and Esquire ....this is the girl . Lohgirl , just keep acting and you'll get past these speed bumps . Besides being one of the better young actors you are stone-cold foxy ..... YEAH BABY !!

Posted at 6:02PM on Dec 21st 2006 by kevinbgood621

13. At least her cooter is covered.

Posted at 6:08PM on Dec 21st 2006 by Killian

14. Is it just me, or does that photo make her look preggers? LOOK!! That is a baby tummy if I've ever seen one, and I've had 4 of my own!

Posted at 7:05PM on Dec 21st 2006 by Ginger Gargoyle

15. this chick has gas problems

Posted at 8:05PM on Dec 21st 2006 by S.Gotti