Becks Hits the Bottle

Soccer's golden boy David Beckham might be swift with his feet, but he doesn't have enough hands.

Becks got in touch with his inner child yesterday by sporting this "bottle in the mouth look" while wearing a ridiculous baby bonnet. Posh, on the other hand, opted for her Darth Spice uniform, no doubt frightening their son Cruz's Madrid schoolmates.

Becks and Posh won't be wearing their heavy coats much longer... they'll be heading for California in June when his contract with Real Madrid expires. Less clothing will look better.



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1. Posh is so disgustingly skinny. I don't know why everyone has given the attention to Mary-Kate Olsen and Nicole Richie when this woman is just as bad, if not worse. No normal womans legs should be that skinny, and if you take a look at other pictures of her that are out right now, she looks horrible. Emaciated. With all that money they have and will soon be given, you'd think she could afford to buy a decent meal.

Posted at 12:33PM on Jan 12th 2007 by Kristen

2. Go Beckams! Some celebrities in U.S should follow such approach to juggling clebrity and parenthood. They sure have a million nannies, but they do get their hands dirty with their own kids as much as they can.

Posh is wearing the same poncho twice! She was seen in a photo at LAX airport wearing the same same scary cloak to disguise herself from papparazzi (somwhere in November).

Vive les Poshs!

Posted at 12:34PM on Jan 12th 2007 by Miss Karma

3. what in the hell is that bitch wearing? Halloween was several months back.
Good Grief woman go and eat some food!
Your are soo ugly!

Posted at 12:47PM on Jan 12th 2007 by Carmen

4. I love Posh's "I need to cover" coat..

"Here David, you carry the kid, I don't want anyone to see me"
What a loser.....Be a mom!!!

Posted at 12:58PM on Jan 12th 2007 by Jinxy Cat

5. That David Beckham looks good wearing anything. I, for one, am looking forward to seeing some good eye candy when he crosses the Atlantic!

Posted at 1:22PM on Jan 12th 2007 by YKWIS

6. That wasn't Posheur Spice,,, that was the nanny. Everyone knows to kick it like Beckham you have to be a gay footballler.

Posted at 2:14PM on Jan 12th 2007 by American Gigolo

7. There's something very odd looking about that picture. It looks like Posh has been Photoshopped into a picture of only him..........look at her legs/feet. Also, that's NOT a baby bonnet. (insert eye rolling emoticon here)

Posted at 2:45PM on Jan 12th 2007 by pepsipup

8. I love capes! But short ones just don't look right sometimes. Hey baby bottle in the mouth is a normal thing for a parent...I've seen them suck off a pacifier that has fallen on the floor too--EWWWW!! The things we do for our kids.

Posted at 3:24PM on Jan 12th 2007 by Ginger Gargoyle

9. TMZ YOUR F**KING IDIOTS< ITS NOT A BABY BONNET...ITS A RASTA HAT.

F**K YOU TMZ, I WILL SUE YOU

Posted at 3:54PM on Jan 12th 2007 by David

10. Posh has the weirdest boobs ! They are too fake ! So the cape suits her !!

As for David ... the guy is perfect ;o

Posted at 9:22PM on Jan 12th 2007 by Stop talentless hacks !

11. I think Becks is lovely...and he is just ordinary bloke who has no fake maddonna accent..just a great soccer talent.....a wife who has taken her look to the extreme...but he is the real deal.....let time tell... I think he will make a great team player...bringing soccer to the forein the usa

Posted at 11:39PM on Jan 12th 2007 by Josephine Bashford

12. wow tmz. is this really a story? You might as well start putting naked people all over the place and be like all the other web sights.if your not going to try them just end it now.

Posted at 12:25AM on Jan 13th 2007 by tucsonwaz

13. You go Posh!! You have it all and everyone is jealous! Your hot, Davids HOTTER, Good Luck in the US!!!

Posted at 8:27AM on Jan 17th 2007 by k Maze

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