Soccer's golden boy David Beckham might be swift with his feet, but he doesn't have enough hands.
Becks got in touch with his inner child yesterday by sporting this "bottle in the mouth look" while wearing a ridiculous baby bonnet. Posh, on the other hand, opted for her Darth Spice uniform, no doubt frightening their son Cruz's Madrid schoolmates.
Becks and Posh won't be wearing their heavy coats much longer... they'll be heading for California in June when his contract with Real Madrid expires. Less clothing will look better.