Johnny Depp Gets Electric Chair

1. Cool...first we thought Johnny was strange...then we though he was just weird....now we know he's really just nucking futs...

--Mr. DB

Posted at 3:11PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by DiRTyBuNNy

2. Very Cool.

The best in the way to keep your guests/relatives in line.


Bravo

Posted at 3:17PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by d-man

3. Whatever --Mr. DB

Johnny. You Rock!! Hot, crazy, sexy, beautiful, smart, talented, funny, creative, uh I can just go on but I do have a life. LOL

Later-

Posted at 3:34PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by amy

4. I guess someone could view this piece as art....but, if I were his child....and THAT weas in MY living room.....I'd be scurred!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:39PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by Great Dane

5. AS much as some of us here at TMZ would like to we ask , please , do not ask us to put Harvey in this electric chair until he gets a " NASTY BOIL " on his pee-pee .That is not funny . Did I say that right Harvey ? Good ... Now hes' happy . WOW ! Harvey is tossing his bagels over Mr. Boils refusing to give us new material . Once again we cannot forward emails to " Mr. Dickhead " . Until Mr. Boil returns enjoy this " BEST OF NASTY BOIL " . Thank You !
This one dated Aug 30 1999

Love this Cool Johnny Depp dude . Not that way . Dickheads . I just hope someday he can really take on real things such as diamond smuggling , Hunger in Africa and the return of the Mafia . Either him or , tee he , that Leo dude from Titantic . I won't hold my breath on Leo making any films beside some pirate movie for kids . Dickhead .

Mr. Boil shot blanks from that boner that day . He must have been on Crack ! Anyway , Once again I remind you ...please address any emails to " Harvey - Missing Dickhead " . Since it kills two birds with one stone ....Thank You !

Posted at 3:40PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by Best of " NASTY BOIL "

6. Strange or not, he's the finest man on the planet. I would totally do him in that electric chair.

Posted at 3:45PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by acg

7. So what? He can decorate his house anyway he wants. Dumb story.

Posted at 4:30PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by Whatever

8. This is old news. Gee wiz TMZ, catch up already!!

Posted at 4:41PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by tootsnort

9. He's hot. It doesn't matter what he has in his house. He could have a real body in that electric chair for all I care. This is a dumb story to post!

Posted at 5:27PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by Jen

10. Hey,
I thought this f***tard lived in France, where the people are so much more refined and cultured?

Posted at 5:46PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by The King of France

11. Hes even hotter in the electric chair!

Posted at 6:02PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by susie

12. Ewwww- what kind of father would let his kids play around something that vile? I'm a parent, and I don't kid myself that over-protecting them from the horrors of the world is ever to their benefit, but god damn! Do you have to shove it in their faces like that? F***ing freak.

Posted at 6:07PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by deuxlumieres

13. I wanna see johnny naked in that chair!! He is sooo hot .

Posted at 8:47PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by Little Wings NYC

14. I take this "story" with a grain of salt. Yes, he's known for collecting odd pieces over the years, but since he has 2 young children now, I doubt this piece, if he even owns it, would be on display in his living room. Amazing what old items get picked up today as if they were "news" about celebrities. I'll believe this when I hear it from Mr. Depp himself.

Posted at 9:02PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by CalGal

15. Doug you sound very jealous of him...I think he is wonderful. Sexy and a great talent. You really can not beat that combo. So he may be quirky. So what.

Posted at 1:24AM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Beverly