1. Rehab? Oh, please. When did rehab become a place where celebrites who f-up go to hide? Mel Gibson, Miss USA...and so on.

This stupid b&tch doesn't want HELP, she just wants to appear as if she's turning her life around. She probably entered "rehab" to get away from that money-grubbing whore of a mother.

She hasn't changed and doesn't want to. And since no one seems to have taught her any morals or common sense (jackass parents), she'll continue to be this way. Too much money for someone so young and no guidance is a bad combo. All that talent and no common sense. (Shakes head)

Posted at 2:17PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by JenniFUR LoPez

2. That's so sad. I can only imagine the large number of hangers-on she has who will do anything for her or giver her anything just to be seen with her, regardless of her health and mental/emotional well-being. If she wants to get her life back on track and prove what a talented girl she is (and she REALLY is a talented, albeit misguided actress)! Cutting her losses (i.e. her dealer(s) and fellow users) may save her career and her health!!!!

Posted at 2:19PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by Jane

3. What a pathetic waste. Truly. But then, what kind of role models has she had on the home front? A father who has gone to jail and a mother who spends her time partying. The many times this young woman has ended up in the hospital and not once do I read about a relative coming to her aid. Pitiful. I don't even let my daughter watch 'The Parent Trap' anymore when it comes on Disney. I don't want her to think that this young woman is someone to look up to and admire.

Posted at 2:22PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by Wendy

4. poster # 1 is right on the money!!

Posted at 2:27PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by DR GRUV

5. GAWD, and that "mom" (in name only) of hers.....what a MESS. A total stage mom in complete denial over her daughter's poor health and habits. Wonder if it's because Dina has a few demons of her own that she hasn't faced? Shame that the daughter may have to be the role model for the parent. And her dad doesn't even count. He's abusive, tried to extort money from his then teenaged daughter and has just been an all-around embarrassment to her at every chance he gets. Can you imagine being 16 and having a crazy, drunken, violent, jail-bird of a dad who makes public comments about you all the time??? I really, really feel bad for this girl. Her parents are about as disgusting as Joe Simpson, another "parent" who's more concerned with how much cash his kids bring home than their personal happiness.....

Posted at 2:27PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by Jane

6. "Our spy then watched as her friends ordered drink after drink for her -- which Lohan consumed. After lunch, Lindsay jumped into her Mercedes convertible and sped off with the stereo blaring. "
Nice. Not only does she not care about her life, but she does not care about anyone else. Screw you Linds and your Mom. You need more than rehab. You need R-E-A-L-I-T-Y!

Posted at 2:57PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by PeachyPeach

7. I believe it is likely that her mother has been a crucial enabler throughout this young ladies successful career, and should be in some sort of treatment program herself. If in fact LL is ready, willing, and able, to receive the help she is currently seeking with gratitude. There is hope for her. My personal feeling is however, that she is still too young, and just hasn't made enough mistakes yet, to have hit a bottom worthy of her diluted self perceptions. In essence, she is too smart to get sober. Think about that one if you happen to read this LL.
And best of luck to you.

Posted at 3:09PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by CBGB

8. I have to agree with poster #1, hit it right on the head!
There was a rumor that our Tom Brady from the New England Patriots was hanging with Lohan on new years! I said to my other half yesterday (Major Pats fan) before the game with the Colts. "There gonna lose against the colts", cuz he has his head up his ass partying with Lindsay's crowd, I'm betting on the colts, I'm the only one that did, and I won. Of course I have had to duck and hide for betting against the Pats LMAO.
Now, if Tom stayed in New England like a good little boy, he may have been able to pull that win off, and stop thinking with HIS YOU KNOW WHAT!
What in gods name was he doing there anyway? Low, Low, Low Tom. I use to like you alot but i have to say GO MANNING lmao!

Posted at 3:18PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by mjc

9. WOW, did she really need rehab to tell her she needs a better group of friends....I would have thought the whole "FIRE CROTCH" thing might've tipped her off to that......

Posted at 3:27PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by Great Dane

10. Nobody needs Mr Boil to return more than this puppy . Harvey is running the most lame blogs lately and we have been getting a ton of emails asking us to " Give the Nasty what he wants " . I agree . But it makes you look stupid when you include in the email " Can we see the Nasty Boil again ? " . Think about it , next time . Until Mr. Boil comes to his senses and ignores his ho's , drinking buddies , lame job , annoying drip from the faucet and that next door neighbor that wants to bang his silly ass AND starts writing again for free for us again , Enjoy this " BEST OF NASTY BOIL "
This sharp and intense Boil from Aug 12 2005

Seems underage drinking is illegal in Most states except California . Dickheads . All these young stars drinking underage is not only bad for them but for those who admire them . Can I get " A BAD role model , Lord " . AMEN ! Dickheads .

Amen ! And please I remind you to address any email about Mr. boil to " Harvey -- looking for Dickhead " since he seems obsessed with his unit , anyways ! Thank You !

Posted at 3:59PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by Best of " NASTY BOIL "

11. She just doesn't seem to learn, does she ! Too bad the cops didn't nab her speeding off intoxicated !

Posted at 5:01PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by cheryl

12. If she really wants to succeed in rehab and sober up, then she needs to start thinking for herself. That includes refusing drinks that your friends try to force on you. The fact that she accepted all those drinks shows that she really does not have a mind of her own. She is a loser in life b/c she gives in to everything. She says she is all "grown up," but that's not what a real woman is all about.

Posted at 6:21PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by Angie

13. LINDSAY:

WONDERLAND WAS THE WRONG CHOICE -

OR MAYBE THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED ?

A BUNCH OF BURNED-OUT HIPPIES WHO AREN'T TOUGH ENOUGH -

COME-AND-GO AS YOU PLEASE (oh yeah - with a handler) -

FLY SOME REAL FRIENDS IN FROM NEW YORK -
GET AWAY FROM THESE ENABLERS -

I AM SO TIRED OF YOU DOING BAD THINGS TO YOURSELF -

NOSCE TE IPSUM / NOSCE TE IPSUM / NOSCE TE IPSUM - ! ! !

PEACE

Dr. M

Posted at 7:46PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by Dr. M

14. #8 mjc:
Your husband, in the intrest of fairness, should beat your ass like a big ol' conga drum! How DARE you hex the Pats! Because of you I lost two large, hope you're happy, bi*tch!

Posted at 9:47PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by Degenerate Gambler

15. #1 and #7 are so right, even if their statements differ. Rehab has become a joke when celebrities are involved. They don't really want help, just a little time away from the public eye. Some of them anyway. REAL rehab is a hard road and if the person does actually want to change their lives, they need to ditch the baggage (Lohan's toxic family and friends) and change their lifestyles. She can hopefully do it.

Posted at 10:49PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by sissy the drug counselor