You Might Want to Rethink
What About Man-Bob?

Now that every Urban, Spade and Cojo has taken to sporting the Meg Ryan-spawned man-shag, a new haircut of mass destruction has reared its ugly head: The man-bob!

The Man-Bob Attacks
Once relegated to the likes of Dorothy Hamill and Posh Spice, now some of Hollywood's hottest hunks, like actor-turned-goth rocker Jared Leto (upper left), and "Heroes" star Milo Ventimiglia (upper right), are getting their locks sheared, shaped and flat-ironed into the feminine flip. How lovely!

Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz (lower left) has taken the emasculating man-bob a step further by also adding heavy eyeliner to the not-so-dandy do, while AFI's Davey Havok's (lower right) man-bob with fake eyelashes makes RuPaul look butch. Can you say Liza with a Z?

Before you start blaming these metrosexual messes for their bad bouffants, send your man-bob hate mail to the real person responsible for its 21st Century resurgence -- Miss Rosie O'Donnell (center).



Filed under: Wacky & Weird, You Might Want to Rethink, Rosie O'Donnell

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61. I think the precedant to these do's is more pre punk Edie Sedgwick than
a Liza shag

Posted at 3:59PM on Feb 18th 2007 by richard

62. Dorothy Hamill's hairdo actually looked good, not at all raggedy like the do's in the photos above. They look like they were lawnmowered. Hey, wait -- I think I'll cut MY hair like that! Is it IN? Whoa!

Posted at 10:40PM on Mar 15th 2007 by Indi

63. They jussst look sssso sssspecial--jusst like Prince, or is it Princessssss, I forget. As far as TMZ and their comments on Rotund, er Rosie, guess what? This is America. If people can display pictures of a man with a whip up his ass and try to pass it off as "art" (yea, whatever), then lo and behold, TMZ or anyone else can say what they feel about gays. The 2nd Amendment works both ways.

Posted at 9:29PM on Mar 16th 2007 by Michael

64. The person who wrote that article is an idiot. So is #6. The All-American Rejects and Fall Out Boy really aren't emo. You're a retard, and before you start dissing things like that, get your genre's right. AFI is the best band ever, and you wouldn't believe how many girls love that hair cut. Me being one of them. It's hot, you're jealous, get over it. And Milo's hair has an excuse. He was too lazy to get it cut, and then the makers of Heroes wouldn't let him get it cut because they liked how it looked when he flew. Now he got it cut a little shorter, but if anyone ever compares Milo Ventimiglia and Davey Havok to Rosie O'Donnell again, I'm going to be seriously pissed off.

Posted at 5:43PM on Apr 6th 2007 by lauren

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