Mayer Puts the Moves on Simpson

1. I'm so happy Jess has moved on and has found a talented man such as John Mayer......he may not be the ideal cute guy like Nick....but, he is a MUCH BETTER Artist......he has conviction, principles.....

Congrats on the hot chick, and the Grammy!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:26PM on Feb 12th 2007 by Great Dane

2. Not sure if these two are really made for each other, but at least they're not trying to hide a relationship, like aniston and vaughn.

Posted at 2:15PM on Feb 12th 2007 by Lourdes

3. How sweet...defintely much better talent than the boy bander...do I hear another cry me a river like song from lachey ahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaa
Seems Justin still cant stop with his version over Britney ahhahahhhhhhhhh
P***y whipped boy banders are hilarious............Enjoy the real intellectual man, jess..however I wonder if you are intellectually compatible........Oh well mayer can always turn to the internet for brain stimulation and Jess can concentrate on stimulating the nether regions hahahahha GO JESS

BREAKING NEW THAT TMZ WILL NOT C0VER

katie Holmes had Plastic Surgery.....check out these sites and reway comment 72 on the first link to see a list of what she may have had done

http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2007/01/24/did-katie-holmes-have-a-nose-job/

http://www.makemeheal.com/news/?p=50

On that note, I wonder just how many surgerys Cruise has had to keep himslef looking the way he does......and for that matter, Nicole..hahah
She actuallty aged herself overnight............ahhahahha..if scientologist beleive in accepting themselves etc, why the nose job..hahahhah

Posted at 2:18PM on Feb 12th 2007 by Miapocca

4. LOL omg I LOVED what John Mayer did to Ryan Seacrest!!! All morning I heard about this and to see it here... priceless!! LOL

Posted at 2:43PM on Feb 12th 2007 by misspol

5. I don't believe he loves her "for her mind"

Posted at 2:28PM on Feb 12th 2007 by alison

6. If ever a phony couple existed, it's those two. John is smart to use her for publicity to promote his album/tour but anyone with f***ing EYES can see that he is so not into her. She looks like a drag queen on a good day. Of course, she might be feeding into John's fetish for dudes so more power to them. Either way, it's rare that one can honestly say that John Mayer looks better than Jessica Simpson. She is bent beyond any repair!!

Posted at 4:16PM on Feb 12th 2007 by JaneSays

7. lOOk at his EYES .... he looks like a DIRTY OLD MAN ....................

She LONGS for LOVE...................Making SOMETHING out of NOTHING at all...GROW up and MOve on already...
No ONE cares about you and who your pictured with .

Posted at 5:13PM on Feb 12th 2007 by Dirty

8. God, he is so weird looking to me. His head is HUGE!

Posted at 3:12PM on Feb 12th 2007 by Cyn

9. so now that her "cherry" is gone, she's givin' it to everyone, I am sure.......

Posted at 9:34AM on Feb 13th 2007 by declanium

10. I think Nick made a good decision leaving this bimbo.... and her creepy money chasing father!!!! John Mayer is a prick.... They make a perfect couple!!!!!

Posted at 2:46PM on Feb 12th 2007 by sunshine

11. He'll dump her soon enough. She's an air head.

Posted at 2:46PM on Feb 12th 2007 by Dawn

12. I don't think she is as stupid as people think she is.....

It is obvious to me, that she plays up the stupidity for the attention aspect.......her whole is this chicken or is this tuna, landed her a commercial.....I don't eat buffalo? What rock would she have been living under.....to not know that Buffolo wings were spicy chicken????

Did you ever hear the saying, no press...is bad press????

She has cashed in, marketed her stupidity.....and the public has all bought into it.....so, who's the idiot?

Besides, a woman without substance....wouldn't be able to roll with a guy like John Mayer....no matter how hot she is.....he is a stand up guy, and I don't think he would compromise himself.....not in an artistic sense....or for a piece of ass......

Nick on the other hand, would sell his mother for some money- loser that he is......I hope Vanessa gave him an STD......lord knows she has to have some vile disease......

Posted at 4:07PM on Feb 12th 2007 by Great Dane

13. Oh and..... he's telling Ryan Seacrest to be a man???? He needs to be a MAN and an answer the question up front and not hide behind his Japanese....

Posted at 4:58PM on Feb 12th 2007 by sunshine

14. Kissing like a bandit
Stealing time
Underneath a sycamore tree
Cupid by the hour sends
Valentines
To my sweet lover and me
Slowly
But surely
Your appetite is more than I knew
Sweetly
Softly
I'm falling in love with you

Wish me love a wishing well
To kiss and tell
A wishing well of butterfly tears
Wish me love a wishing well
To kiss and tell
A wishing well of crocodile cheers

Hugging like a monkey see
Monkey do
Right beside a riverboat gambler
Erotic images float through my head
So I wanna be
Your midnight rambler
Quickly
Quickly
The blood races through my veins
Quickly
Loudly
I wanna hear those sugar bells ring

Wish me love a wishing well
To kiss and tell
A wishing well of butterfly tears
Wish me love a wishing well
To kiss and tell
A wishing well of crocodile cheers

Posted at 3:08PM on Feb 12th 2007 by DK

15. ew. They are both disgusting. I have lost all respect for him, due to the fact that he 'dating' that disgustingly hideous fat transvestite. I will no longer listen to his music. I can't STAND her...she is NOT nice, not cute. She is a FAT TRASHED DRUGGIE PIG.

Posted at 3:13PM on Feb 12th 2007 by Marlyn