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3/1/2007 2:16 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Dear Britney, Do NOT Listen to This Man!

Last night a fan asked Jessica's dad, Joe Simpson, what he thinks about Britney Spears going to rehab, and her recent umbrella attack on the paparazzi. Why oh why would anyone listen to this man?

Let's go over Joe's parenting resumé: ruined his daughter's marriage? Check. Mismanaged her career? Check. Lecherous, inappropriate comments about her physical attributes? Check.

So please, Brit, take fashion advice from Bai Ling, acting lessons from Mariah Carey, and singing lessons from William Hung. But please, oh please, do not listen to Joe Simpson. Thank you.

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JimmyShowbiz.com:  1810 days ago

I tried to listen but I could'nt hear a word he said. He mumbled somthing. He's good at mumbling. He's a mumbling idiot


Kisses,

Jimmy Showbiz

http://www.jimmyshowbiz.com

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jason:  1810 days ago

first--------------------- i would never listen to that fag

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snoop:  1810 days ago

ITS ANOTHER MONEY HUNGRY SVENGALI

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K-FEDS MOM:  1810 days ago

the atricle said it all. who not to listen to would be joe simpson

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uniformsformilitarypersonnelonly:  1810 days ago

Another idiot parent pushing their children into show business/Hollyweird bullshit! What's the matter Joe, to dumb to attend college back in your day? Living off of your daughters' $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. LOSER!

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Clinton:  1810 days ago

He reminds me , just a bit, of Howeird Stern.

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Save Shiloh from Angelina ~:  1810 days ago


Good ol pimp daddy Joe LOL !

Pastor turned pimp daddy !!

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madeline:  1810 days ago

Remember back when all Jessica did was Christian music? Talking about her great religious beliefs instilled in her by her father? I think the only thing he instilled was himself... it's always the big religious types that are the biggest hypocrites. Glad to see Joe Simpson is NOT the exception to the rule.

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uniformsformilitarypersonnelonly:  1810 days ago

TMZ YOU'VE GOT MAJOR PROBLEMS WITH YOUR SITE TODAY. comments are not showing up!!! WTH???

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ROBIN:  1810 days ago

"Joe Simpson" is an idiot and a perv! If I were jessica and what's her name (the other sister)...as you can tell I'm really not a fan of either of these girls....I would truly be embarrassed and outraged that my own dad would screw me over on business deals and to top it off make nasty comments about my body.

Seems as though he is a just a star-wanna-be and a user!

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madeline:  1810 days ago

Remember back when all Jessica did was Christian music. She would talk about the great religious values instilled in her by her father? I think the only thing he ever "instilled" was himself. It is always the deeply religious types that are the biggest hypocrites. Glad to see Joe Simpson is not the exception to the rule.

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Gloria:  1810 days ago

I tried to listen but couldn't understand a word he said. There was too much background noise and he was mumbling. The survey about who we would take parenting advice from, Joe Simpson or Dana Lohan is ridiculous given both of their reputations.

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Sassy:  1810 days ago

TMZ --you really seem to resent financially successful people.

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Great Dane:  1810 days ago

You make it sound like she has BETTER people to listen to....

I don't see Joe Simpsons daughters walking around drunk, partying, w/o panties.....

Um, do you think she should listen to Kevin?

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jerianne:  1810 days ago

and didnt he used to be a preacher? he lusts over his daughter all the time.

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