Dear Britney, Do NOT Listen to This Man!

Posted Mar 1st 2007 12:16PM by TMZ Staff

Last night a fan asked Jessica's dad, Joe Simpson, what he thinks about Britney Spears going to rehab, and her recent umbrella attack on the paparazzi. Why oh why would anyone listen to this man?

Let's go over Joe's parenting resumé: ruined his daughter's marriage? Check. Mismanaged her career? Check. Lecherous, inappropriate comments about her physical attributes? Check.

So please, Brit, take fashion advice from Bai Ling, acting lessons from Mariah Carey, and singing lessons from William Hung. But please, oh please, do not listen to Joe Simpson. Thank you.

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1. I tried to listen but I could'nt hear a word he said. He mumbled somthing. He's good at mumbling. He's a mumbling idiot

Kisses,

Jimmy Showbiz

http://www.jimmyshowbiz.com

Posted at 12:30PM on Mar 1st 2007 by JimmyShowbiz.com

2. first--------------------- i would never listen to that fag

Posted at 12:32PM on Mar 1st 2007 by jason

3. the atricle said it all. who not to listen to would be joe simpson

Posted at 12:37PM on Mar 1st 2007 by WOW

4. He reminds me , just a bit, of Howeird Stern.

Posted at 12:38PM on Mar 1st 2007 by Lee

5. Another idiot parent pushing their children into show business/Hollyweird bullshit! What's the matter Joe, to dumb to attend college back in your day? Living off of your daughters' $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. LOSER!

Posted at 12:38PM on Mar 1st 2007 by alb

6.
Good ol pimp daddy Joe LOL !

Pastor turned pimp daddy !!

Posted at 12:47PM on Mar 1st 2007 by Stop talentless hacks !

7. "Joe Simpson" is an idiot and a perv! If I were jessica and what's her name (the other sister)...as you can tell I'm really not a fan of either of these girls....I would truly be embarrassed and outraged that my own dad would screw me over on business deals and to top it off make nasty comments about my body.

Seems as though he is a just a star-wanna-be and a user!

Posted at 12:50PM on Mar 1st 2007 by ROBIN

8. TMZ YOU'VE GOT MAJOR PROBLEMS WITH YOUR SITE TODAY. comments are not showing up!!! WTH???

Posted at 12:50PM on Mar 1st 2007 by alb

9. Remember back when all Jessica did was Christian music? Talking about her great religious beliefs instilled in her by her father? I think the only thing he instilled was himself... it's always the big religious types that are the biggest hypocrites. Glad to see Joe Simpson is NOT the exception to the rule.

Posted at 12:53PM on Mar 1st 2007 by madeline

10. TMZ --you really seem to resent financially successful people.

Posted at 12:54PM on Mar 1st 2007 by TELL IT LIKE IT IS

11. Remember back when all Jessica did was Christian music. She would talk about the great religious values instilled in her by her father? I think the only thing he ever "instilled" was himself. It is always the deeply religious types that are the biggest hypocrites. Glad to see Joe Simpson is not the exception to the rule.

Posted at 12:55PM on Mar 1st 2007 by madeline

12. I tried to listen but couldn't understand a word he said. There was too much background noise and he was mumbling. The survey about who we would take parenting advice from, Joe Simpson or Dana Lohan is ridiculous given both of their reputations.

Posted at 1:05PM on Mar 1st 2007 by Gloria

13. and didnt he used to be a preacher? he lusts over his daughter all the time.

Posted at 1:14PM on Mar 1st 2007 by jerianne

14. ITS ANOTHER MONEY HUNGRY SVENGALI

Posted at 1:20PM on Mar 1st 2007 by nancy

15. You make it sound like she has BETTER people to listen to....

I don't see Joe Simpsons daughters walking around drunk, partying, w/o panties.....

Um, do you think she should listen to Kevin?

Posted at 1:26PM on Mar 1st 2007 by Brooklyn chick

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