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If Sanjaya Wins Idol...

Posted Apr 4th 2007 3:30PM by TMZ Staff

SanjayaThe question burning in the minds of "American Idol" fans: What if Sanjaya actually wins? TMZ has learned that a website is giving its viewers a chance to sound off and answer the searing question.

Ifsanjayawins.com is offering various clothing items and accessories featuring the logo "If sanjaya wins, I will... ," leaving the answer up to the person who purchases the item.

The website allows viewers to answer the question, which is then graded by creators of the site.

Here are a few samples of the posted hypotheticals and their grades:

"If Sanjaya wins, I will have a memorial feast in memory of J, the hungerstriking myspace retard."
Rating: A+

"If Sanjaya wins, I will give up sex ... forever."
Rating: F

"If Sanjaya wins, I will write a letter to American Idol telling them to apologize to William Hung for eliminating him so soon."
Rating: B+

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1. If he wins there will not be anymore American Idol. It will be considered a joke.

Posted at 1:08PM on Apr 4th 2007 by Kim

2. you all are a bunch of asses get a life.

Posted at 3:34PM on Apr 4th 2007 by joe russo

3. LOL!! thanks for the laugh....i'm having the blues right now. those are hilarious!
i especially love the feast one and the william hung one. priceless!

Posted at 3:37PM on Apr 4th 2007 by Laurie R

4. He WILL NOT WIN! #1 is right, there will be no more American Idol, no one will watch.

Posted at 3:43PM on Apr 4th 2007 by Agent D

5. If he wins...I'll crash my computer , call tech support, and play Paris Hilton's CD for them

Posted at 3:51PM on Apr 4th 2007 by tim

6. if Sanjaya wins,i,........will.........NEVER watch american idol again! ....this is soo stupid!

Posted at 3:44PM on Apr 4th 2007 by B.

7. I will never watch that show again if he wins. i swear!!!

Posted at 3:44PM on Apr 4th 2007 by Kristina

8. Come on TMZ quit giving him all this attention!! If people would quit putting things on about him maybe he would just go away!!!

Posted at 3:45PM on Apr 4th 2007 by I agree

9. If Sanjaya wins.....It proves that France is right and American's ARE stupid......

Still proud to be an American....but an American no longer watching American Idol, I mean American Joke......

Posted at 3:49PM on Apr 4th 2007 by Former Idol Fan

10.
I like the Sanjaya.

MUCH better than the losers who post hateful drivel on obscure blogs

Posted at 3:53PM on Apr 4th 2007 by blake

11. If Sanjaya wins, I will do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT IT because I could not possibley care less. I do not watch American Idol because it think it is boring and inane.

Posted at 3:54PM on Apr 4th 2007 by Dragonwolf

12. What is sad is that we actually liked him during the auditions. He seemed cute, innocent, honest, real. Now I hate hate hate him. He should step down. What a scumbag slimy pos. Karma is going to bite him for this. Good people have left and he just sails through for the wrong reasons. And he knows it. He needs to do the right thing!

Posted at 3:57PM on Apr 4th 2007 by Enough Already

13. It's obvious, American Idol will have to do something totally different if they come back....I honestly can not name one person on the show, except for the last name Doolittle, don't know the first name and of course Sanjaya......Simon created a fun show, I have enjoyed it...But Sanjaya is "straw" that broke the "camel".................Creepy Little Lizard Face!!!!!

Posted at 3:54PM on Apr 4th 2007 by I Do Camel,Sheep,Hamsters...

14.
The mystery of Sanjaya, solved in seven easy steps from the simple to metaphysical:

http://www.spiritualcommentary.com

Posted at 3:55PM on Apr 4th 2007 by Andy

15. if he wins i will know idol is a joke.

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Posted at 3:55PM on Apr 4th 2007 by sherri

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