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Val

Can't Take Dump So Residents Must Pay

4/23/2007 12:52 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

It's rough living around a location shoot for a Val Kilmer movie!


At 8:30 this morning, a movie starring Kilmer, "Columbus Day," was about to film in Echo Park near downtown L.A.

The residents were supposed to move their cars off the street. The wife of a TMZ staffer was at home, taking care of her one-year-old child when she heard banging at the front door. A woman named Kelli Lassen told the staffer's wife, "You need to move your f**king car because we need to park the toilets for the Val Kilmer movie." Nice.

We contacted Lassen, who at first denied saying it, then said she was reacting to a man in a nearby apartment who wouldn't move his car. She said she called that man a "f**king asshole" and then acknowledged she got hot with the staffer's wife.

Lassen apologized for her outburst, but added, "Val Kilmer can't even use the bathroom."

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still here    

val used to be so hot.now he looks like a beached whale

2684 days ago
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PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    

I think he looks like a beached whale.

2684 days ago
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Your'e Fired!    

I can hardly type, I'm laughing too too hard.....This is PRICELESS!!!!!! Thank you... LOL!!!

2684 days ago
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pookie    



from the looks of things - he seems backed up.......

can we say "beached whale"??

2684 days ago
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stormy    

He looks like he's been saving up to go to the bathroom and it's protruding out of his stomach!

2684 days ago
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Dawn    

omg to think he was a hottie at one time.

2684 days ago
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PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    

Ummmm ..... no comment.

2684 days ago
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tina    

Beached whale??? That was too good. I can't stop laughing. Stars are buttwipes who need to fall and get a taste of what real life is all aobout.

2684 days ago
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Hedy Lamarr    

I'm mean, but not THAT mean. I mean "poor" of course. HAHAHA

2684 days ago
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FyreStarrter    

DAYUM Val Kilmer used to be a straight up hottie!! OMG he looks like a beached whale with a large tumour in his intestine!!! OMG I am BLOWN away!!! I THINK I am going to go throw up now.

2684 days ago
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SuziON    

Free Willy!

2684 days ago
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Save Joe Francis     

Quick somebody push that whale back into the ocean!!

2684 days ago
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annab    

is he wearing a FAT SUIT?????

2684 days ago
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PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    

Free Vally!




2684 days ago
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Lori    

I didn't know he was doing a remake of March of the Penguins.....

2684 days ago
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