Nick Zano -- My Name is Crap!

Posted May 10th 2007 5:00PM by TMZ Staff

An astute TMZ reader pointed out that Pax Jolie and teen dream Nick Zano have something in common; they both need to publicly announce their name change!

Apparently, placing the public notices in the low circulation Daily Commerce is de rigueur for Hollywood, and it's no exception with Nick.

Nick is currently dating "Laguna Beach" alum Kristin Cavallari, which ensures him entry to Hyde for the foreseeable future. Think he would have had the same success if he had kept his real name: Nick CRAPANZANO?

Unlikely.

Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Kristin Cavallari

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1. HAHAHA, THIS TIME I AM FIRST!!!!!!!!!! FIRST!!!!!!!!!! FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:14PM on May 10th 2007 by GI

2. I noticed that,also.

Posted at 5:17PM on May 10th 2007 by observant ho

3. There's an Italian Restaurant in Houston called Crappitto's. I kid you not. It's very elegant and pricey. With a name like Crappitto's . . . . Good call on his part.

Posted at 5:31PM on May 10th 2007 by Izzy

4. And a nickname is born: Nick "Crappin'" Zano

Posted at 6:00PM on May 10th 2007 by Ron Jeremiad

5. WHO the Hell cares?

Posted at 6:46PM on May 10th 2007 by what next?

6. Did anyone else read some of those other name changes? There was a few pretty nutty changes sought, like the guy with like four damn words to his name that wanted to change the order of the last two. Funny, strangely...

Posted at 7:17PM on May 10th 2007 by My2cents

7. Worthless news!

Posted at 7:43PM on May 10th 2007 by My Two Cents

8. The only problem with having a last name that ends in the letter * Z* is always being last in any directory or list

Posted at 11:50PM on May 10th 2007 by BEATLES * BEATLES

9. GI...First and with nothing to say...sorta pointless?

Posted at 12:09AM on May 11th 2007 by Sean of Hollywood

10. More crap from the lazy staff at TMZ.
Why don't you guys get off your shiftless asses and investigate some Real news!
Great job Harvey, where did you pick this swill you call a news team?
You'll probably delete this, because you can't take the truth.
You can dish it TMZ but you can't take it.

Posted at 1:35AM on May 11th 2007 by Sharp Eye

11. Can we at least use "crapanzano" as an adjective to describe his acting?

Posted at 5:54AM on May 11th 2007 by Itchy

12. Uh-oh. Did that pillar of morality Kristin get herself knocked up? Is the name change just to protect the kid from all the future school yard "Crap" jokes. It'll be hard enough for the tot to endure ridicule for his mom having had the lowest rated show ("Get this party started") in UPN's brief history. [insert "crappy" tv show jole here]

My guess is there is a wedding in the near future. Nick & Kristin don’t want their wedding guests to read the invitation and think they are getting Punk’d or it being a punch line when Jay Leno does his "Headlines" bit.

Posted at 9:13AM on May 11th 2007 by S. Pratt

13. HOLY CRAP!!!!

Posted at 9:53AM on May 11th 2007 by FRANKenstein BARONE

14. Everyone who wants to legally change their name has to publish it in the local newspaper for four consecutive weeks before the judge grants the name change. He's not doing it for the press.

Posted at 11:34AM on May 11th 2007 by spider

15. Who is this? A JV basketball player on a Division 5 high school team?

Posted at 2:39PM on May 11th 2007 by Doug

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