Celebrity Justice
Paris Hilton: Jail Tale of the Tape

Click to view docsThe office pool debates can now be settled: Paris Hilton's official stats are now public domain.

According to the booking sheet, Hilton (aka no. 9818783) has blonde hair, green eyes, stands 5'8" tall and weighs in at 115 pounds. A healthy diet of prison food might add a few pounds -- she probably isn't used to three square meals a day!

If you find yourself suffering from Paris withdrawal over the next 23, why not head down to the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, Calif., where regular visiting hours are Saturday and Sunday from 8:30 AM - 3:30 PM and then from 5:30 PM - 7:30 PM. But if you can't make it to Lynwood, you can send her mail at: 11705 S. Alameda St., Lynwood, CA 90262. Be sure to include her booking number!

Care packages of tabloid magazines, Pinkberry yogurt and nail files would be appreciated.



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1. who would want to send her mail? let her sit there and rot!

Posted at 11:53AM on Jun 4th 2007 by tnt

2. OMG - Stop with the stories on Paris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:53AM on Jun 4th 2007 by jordy

3. Paris honey -"DON"T BREAK A TOOTH ! "

Posted at 11:53AM on Jun 4th 2007 by Sux to be you:)

4. her real eyes collor is brown,idiots

Posted at 11:54AM on Jun 4th 2007 by sofia

5. Paris Hiltons eyes are BROWN! She uses contacts to make them look blue, and works with publications to alter her eyes so they are blue. How can they book her with blue eyes!

Posted at 12:02PM on Jun 4th 2007 by Cherie

6. go to www.thequeerofallmedia.com website for the most complete photo coverage of all the blogs tons of slideshows includind shirtless actors slideshow

Posted at 11:55AM on Jun 4th 2007 by THE QUEER OF ALL MEDIA

7. WTF???That fugly girl has BROWN eyes.

Posted at 11:55AM on Jun 4th 2007 by sickoHollyweird

8. That nasty bitch needs to suffer in jail. She's gotten away with too
much for too long. Now, all of the sudden, she wants to parade around
town with books based on spirituality and personal growth and go to
church, and yada yada yada. Give me a f&%!^%! break. What a
repulsive, disgusting, disingenuous skank.

I hope she starts acting like an ass, too. Why, you ask? So she can serve 45 days and then some. We all know if it had been your everyday Joe or Jane Schmoe in front of the judge that day, he/she would have been sentenced to 90 days in jail without a second thought.

Once, just ONCE let the C.O.'slook away so Big Bertha and her crew can go medieval on her. Yes, it seems cruel on my part to hope for such an occurrence. But, I'll tell
you this: I have zero sympathy for this idiotic, self-absorbed, talentless, racist, good-for-nothing piece of trash. I guarantee you that someone there has already figured out how to get to her and is just biding their time. I'm sure this person, like just about
everybody else, wants to teach her a lesson she won't soon, if ever, forget.

(Raising a glass of orange juice) Here's to a month and a half (hopefully) without having to see or hear from the Parasite! Cheers

Posted at 11:54AM on Jun 4th 2007 by Good Riddance

9. So much media attention for someone who does nothing!!!

Posted at 11:54AM on Jun 4th 2007 by ???

10. It's about time. Enjoy the clink, Paris. Here are the pros and cons of her current pad: http://listafterlist.com/tabid/57/listid/7069//Paris+Hilton+In+Jail+Pros+and+Cons.aspx
The girl is running her mouth again: http://listafterlist.com/tabid/57/listid/7035//Im+too+beautiful+for+jail+Paris+Hilton+Quotes.aspx
and everything you didn't want to know about her: http://listafterlist.com/tabid/57/listid/6481//Banned+from+Vanity+Fairs+annual+postOscar+party+Paris+Hilton+Trivia.aspx

Posted at 12:07PM on Jun 4th 2007 by Rachel

11. I dont care who you are, celebrity or not, when the state's got you in their custody, its a time of great pain and suffering...Paris always gets slammed for her behavior, but she's no different than thousands of women across the country...she never intended to be a role model...she never claimed to be one...yes she's rich, but she an American, and its hurts to see an icon go down...MTV comments were horrible, reproachable and obscene...Hollyweird as usual kicks its own when they're down...she needs a little love and support now...you know as well as I you love her, you love her looks and style...give her some peace now...send love her way...she's blessed us with her beauty...now bless her with your support

Posted at 11:58AM on Jun 4th 2007 by praxis

12. I wish all of Paris' fans would camp out inside of the jail. Then a big ass freak tornado would swoop down on their asses.

Posted at 12:15PM on Jun 4th 2007 by Ricco

13. #4 color is the correct spelling, not collor. Who is the idiot?

Posted at 12:11PM on Jun 4th 2007 by gingergirl

14. Um Tmz? Are yall going to report Paris' first jail potty time too?

Posted at 12:03PM on Jun 4th 2007 by Amy

15. Dear Diary,
Sex in jail is HOT!

Posted at 12:03PM on Jun 4th 2007 by Tabloid Ho

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