Heche's Ex: I'm No Jerk Off!

6/7/2007 1:48 PM PDT

Heche's Ex: I'm No Jerk Off!

Anne Heche's soon-to-be-ex hubby wants to set the record straight -- he's NO chronic chicken-choker, but says she's just plain nuts!

One of the nastiest custody battles got even crazier today, as Coley Laffoon filed a response to Anne's allegations of porn-addiction and compulsive masturbation problems. In the documents, Laffoon admits that he occasionally checked out a few XXX features, but only "when we were together."

Laffoon also claims that Heche publicized her own "mental instability" in her autobiography titled, "Call Me Crazy." Laffoon claims that in the book, Heche "describes how she went to Fresno by herself after taking one pill of ecstasy, because she received a message from God that a spaceship was going to be meeting her there and taking her away." Wait, is that weird?

The jabs continue throughout the document, with some of the highlights including accusations of drunken arguments, strip club visits and manipulation.