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The Catwoman Cometh

Catwoman is a big ol' mess -- and we're not talking about the Halle Berry bomb!

Feline-featured New York society monster Jocelyn Wildenstein proved cats and dogs can get along, while making her way through LAX on Monday. Comedy and tragedy! Meow!

The 66-year-old plasticine queen, dressed in a leopard print belly-baring top -- more suitable for a kitten than a cougar -- handled her pooch as she tried to shield him from the sight of her kabuki-meets-Michael-Myers-"Halloween"-mask-face! Arf!

It takes millions of dollars -- and a team of insane doctors -- to look this good!



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1. Is that Paris leaving jail?

Posted at 12:17PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Rex

2. What the HELL is that?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:19PM on Jun 12th 2007 by My EYES! My EYES!

3. Is that Paris leaving jail?

Posted at 12:17PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Rex

4. Is that a pic of Paris leaving jail?

Posted at 12:18PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Rex

5. That's so sweet, they make a great couple. (not)

Posted at 12:19PM on Jun 12th 2007 by brian scott miller

6. Someone should get this poor woman some help. The Dr's should be ashamed of themselves. It was obvious there was a psychiatric issue, yet they did the surgeries for money. I hope someone looks into taking their license (s) away, as look what they did to another human being for a buck.

How pathetic.

Posted at 12:18PM on Jun 12th 2007 by HOpe

7. FREAK!

Posted at 12:20PM on Jun 12th 2007 by O-M-G

8. She happens to be a very nice woman. Judging someone on just their looks shows how shallow people can really be. My mantra is to live an let live. While I may not make the same choices someone else makes, as long as I doesn't affect me, I say live and let live.

Posted at 12:19PM on Jun 12th 2007 by mike

9. WTF. That's just plain sick.

Posted at 12:19PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Prnzez

10. did she have a reck or something, or did she do this to herself, does she really want to look like a cat?????????????? i really want to know

Posted at 12:20PM on Jun 12th 2007 by pattie

11. I saw pictures of this woman prior to any surgery and she was so pretty. I wish she hadn't done this to herself. I feel so bad for her. She must be mentally ill to have done this. Shame on the plastic surgeons that would take her money and do this! The doctors should have turned her away and sent her to a therapist. Poor lady...

Posted at 12:21PM on Jun 12th 2007 by DottieDame

12. I saw pictures of this woman prior to any surgery and she was so pretty. I wish she hadn't done this to herself. I feel so bad for her. She must be mentally ill to have done this. Shame on the plastic surgeons that would take her money and do this! The doctors should have turned her away and sent her to a therapist. Poor lady...

Posted at 12:22PM on Jun 12th 2007 by DottieDame

13. EGAD!!! Good Lord what the heck is that??? - And I don't mean the dog!

Posted at 12:23PM on Jun 12th 2007 by aus2see

14. This poor, sick woman. Her next surgery should be cutting her entire head off.

Posted at 12:29PM on Jun 12th 2007 by LOL

15. Argggg!!!!!!!! She looks like the south end of a north bound train!!!!!

Posted at 12:25PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Rick

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