Celebrity Justice
Could a Baby Keep Richie Out of the Pokey?

Nicole RichieWith pregnancy rumors running every which way, Nicole Richie and borefriend Joel Madden added fuel to the baby blabber fire. TMZ spies saw them purchase a $300 Born Out of Necessity chic leather diaper bag at Bel-Bambini baby boutique on Thursday. But even if she's not pregnant, Richie might want to consider getting knocked up real soon -- it might save her from following in Paris' shackled footsteps.

With her DUI trial set to begin on July 11, what judge in his right mind would send a pregnant waif to the slammer?! Oh the humanity! If she's found guilty, Wrongway Richie will spend a minimum of five days in jail, with the possibility of up to a year behind bars -- and we're not talkin' Hyde!

Anyone know of a good prison daycare?



Tags: Joel Madden, JoelMadden, Nicole Richie, NicoleRichie

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1. The answer to that question is NO! She will have to go even if she's about to deliver there on the courtroom floor. There's too many cases of pregnant women being tossed in jail for her to get off.

Posted at 1:14PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Greyhawk

2. noway is this bitch pregnant, she is working the rumors to her benefit

Posted at 1:10PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by jenn

3. pregnant or not you can still be locked up. There are women out there in jail that are pregnant. You don't start showing until your @ least six to seven month. She can @ least get 3 months in jail or even a week. She needs to get locked up for serveral days @ least. I think her driving offense was way worse than Paris.

LOCK HER UP!

LOCK HER UP!

LOCK HER UP!

LOCK HER UP!

That's what she gets for stealing Hillary's MAN. Hillary is way better looking than Nicole. Something is seriouly wrong with Richie's face. HAHAHA And I don't care who thinks she pretty.

Posted at 1:11PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Dee

4. Can someone do something with this white-trash train wreck? I bet if Paris (a.k.a. semen dumpster) got 45 days, this skank will get a year! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Put the cow back in the pasture!

Posted at 1:12PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by David Alv

5. Another celebrity getting special treatment.

There are thousands of women in prison who are pregnant... have their children in prison and YES there are prison daycares for those women who get to see their kids once in a while.

Knocked up and rich still dont make you above the law.

Well... I guess we'll have to see about that huh.

Posted at 1:47PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Another Nobody

6. gOD SEND HER TO JAIL..HER BOYFRIEND CAN RAISE THE KID WHILE SHE IS IN THERE...SHE SURE DESERVES IT...SEND THE BITCH TO JAIL...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Posted at 1:15PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by A SIMPLE WHORE

7. Are you kidding?!! There are thousands of pregnant women in jail. There IS prenatal care provided to expecting mothers. Our tax dollars help to pay for it! If Nicole is pregnant (God, help us) there is no reason she can't serve her time as well. If Nicole has cleverly planned to become pregnant so she can avoid jail time, I think she'll be sorely mistaken.

On the bright side, at least in jail she'll have three meals a day. And if she refuses to eat, maybe her cell mates will hold her down and force feed her. It'll be the only way to keep her from slipping through the bars.

A note to some of you starlets (Paris, Nicole, and others)... Just because you're biologically able to bear a child doesn't mean you should. Please do your part to help save the world from sinking further into deeper, darker despair and idiocracy by populating it with your spawn.

Posted at 2:26PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by gimmeabreak

8. She should go to prison just like her BFF Paris did and serve her time. There are plenty of pregnant females in jails right now.

Posted at 1:17PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by jollyrancher

9.
I love me some Nicole baby! Joel must truly feel as if he has been blessed by God to be the chosen one to impregnate Nicole. Lets all hope the baby has her gorgeous skin and angelic features.

Posted at 1:26PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Brink

10. no way should a woman be thrown in jail pregnant. all you people talk trash- if that was your wife, your sister or your girlfriend you would fight with whatever you could to keep her out of jail. dont even try to lie

Posted at 1:19PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by hora

11. Jails are filled with pregnant women. How nice to think about her baby being born by a prison OB/GYN.....think of the photo album.....and no father or parents present! Get it together girls. Downing so much vicodin that you enter the freeway at the exit ramp.....incredibly lucky that she didn't kill someone.

Posted at 1:21PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by JAA

12. She is laughing at all of us....and them buying a diaper bag is just a way of fueling the fire. There is NO way life could take root in that desert of a womb. HAVING A GOOD LAUGH NICOLE?????? Stupid bitch!!

Posted at 1:41PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Nova11

13. NICOLE PLEASE TAKE A LESSON FROM PARIS.
YOU SHOULD ALSO GET INVOLVED WITH SOME CHARITIES AS WELL.
PLEASE BE MORE CAREFUL DRINKING DRUGGING AND DRIVING....


PARIS, LISTEN UP LOUD AND CLEAR!!!

I’M A FAN. BUT…………………………………………………………………..

YOU SHOULD GIVE THE 1.3 MILLION TO THE CHARITY OF YOUR CHOICE.
HOW MUCH GREEDIER DO YOU WANT TO BE?

THE MEDIA HAS NOT MOCKED YOUR EVERY MOVE, YOU MOVE AND PLAY THE CAMERAS WITH THEM SO YOU ARE NOT SOME SAINT. IF IT WERE NOT FOR THE MEDIA, YOU WOULD NOT BE SO FAMOUS. ONCE AGAIN YOU STILL SOUND LIKE THE SAME SELF CENTERED PARIS HILTON.

SO WHAT… “YOU CAN NOT GIVE YOUR DAD A HUG THROUGH GLASS.” PARIS YOU COMMITTED A CRIME, YOU ARE DOING TIME IN JAIL. YOU ARE LUCKY THAT THIS BEHAVIOR DID NOT GET REALLY OUT OF HAND. YOU COULD HAVE G-D FORBID KILLED SOMEONE WITH YOUR DRIVING ON A SUSPENDED LISCENSE AND DRINKING WHILE DRIVING. I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH ALCOHOL WAS IN YOUR SYSTEM YOU STILL DID DRINK AND DRIVE.
DON'T YOU GET IT ALREADY? YOU’RE LUCKY YOU HAVE FANS THAT ARE WRITING YOU AND THAT STILL SEAM TO CARE. THE PUBLIC OBSESSION WITH YOU, IS THAT YOU MANIPULATE THE MEDIA THE SAME WAY YOU MANIPULATE A MAN. YOU ARE A SUDUCER. NOT ONE OF THE BEST QUALITIES TO HAVE, IF YOU WANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. IF YOU WANT TO ACT LIKE A BUBBLE HEADED BLONDE AND THAT IS THE BEST YOU CAN DO THEN GO INTO THE PORN BUSINESS, HANG OUT WITH HUGH AGAIN, AND DO A SPREAD IN PLAYBOY. IT LOOKS LIKE THAT'S WHERE YOU BELONG BASED ON YOUR ACTIONS AND YOUR SHALLOW COMMENTS. YOU ARE STILL ACTING LIKE A SPOILED CHILD. YOUR PARENTS SHOULD REALLY BE BETTER ROLE MODELS FOR YOU. I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.

YOUR 1 MILLION INTERVIEW WITH MERIDETH AND YOUR 300,000$$ PHOTO SPREAD WITH THE MAGAZINE SHOULD BE DONATED TO THE CHARITY THAT YOU SAID YOU WOULD CHOOSE.

PLEASE DO THE RIGHT THING. IT IS NOT THE MEDIA'S FAULT; YOU HAVE PLAYED THE GAME WITH THEM. JUST AS THEY HAVE PHOTOGRAPHED AND FILMED YOU. YOU WANTED A RECORD DEEL; YOU WANTED MOVIES, SIMPLE LIFE, AND PERFUME ETC. YOU HAVE ACTED LIKE A PORN ACTRESS IN EVERYTHING YOU’VE DONE ALREADY. YOU’RE VIDEO, THAT BURGER ADD ETC. HOW ARE WE TO HAVE RESPECT FOR YOU?

YOU ARE THE ONE THAT GOES AND DRESSES SEXY AND SLINKIES AROUND WITH CAMERAS. YOU DRANK AND DID NOT TAKE ENOUGH CARE TO RECTIFY YOUR DRIVING SITUATIONS. YOU HAVE SET A VERY BAD EXAMPLE FOR OTHERS AND YOU’RE FANS.

IF IT WAS NOT FOR THE MEDIA, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE A CELEBRITY NOR HAVE ANY FAME. SO DON'T BLAME THE MEDIA. YOU ARE THE ONE THAT HAS ALLOWED THIS TO GO ON AND GET OUT OF HAND. YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS ONCE AGAIN WHEALING AND DEALING INTERVIEWS, AND CALLING THE E NETWORK, AND PEOPLE MAG, ETC. YOU ARE DOING IT. WE SEE YOU POSING AND ACTING LIKE A PORN STAR IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS. THEY ARE NOT MAKING FUN OF YOU. YOU ARE THE ONE THAT HAS TAKEN THAT UPON YOURSELF. SO YOU NEED TO TAKE RESPONSIBILTY FOR IT.

MY ADVICE IS THAT IF YOU TRULY ARE A CHANGED WOMAN, YOU NOW HAVE THE CHANCE TO SPEAK IN AN INTERVIEW TO SHOW A NEW IMAGE AND A BETTER PARIS HILTON CITIZEN. YOU HAVE SO MUCH MONEY ALREADY, I'M SURE YOUR FANS WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN POSE LIKE MARILYN MONROE, AND ANNA NICOLE SMITH DID.

YOU SHOULD TAKE THE MONEY AND DONATE IT TO BETTER EDUCATION FOR SCHOOLS IN OUR NATION. OUR NATION NEEDS TO BECOME BETTER EDUCATED, ESPECIALLY FOR MINORITIES.

ANGELINA JOLIE DONATES A 3RD OF EVERY PAYCHECK SHE EARNS TO CHARITY. EVERY PAYCHECK!
SHE ALSO GOT PAYED TO SHOW SHILO PICTURES IN PEOPLE ABOUT $400,000.
SHE ONLY AGREED TO DO IT, IF PEOPLE MAGAZINE TOOK THE MONEY AND DONATED IT TO HER CHARITY. SHE DID NOT TAKE THE MONEY.

PARIS HILTON I REALLY HOPE YOU DO THE RIGHT THING. LIKE I SAID IF IT WERE NOT FOR THE MEDIA, YOU WOULD MOST LIKELY NOT BE WHERE YOU ARE IN YOUR LIFE WITH YOUR FAME OR EVEN BE GRANTED OPPORTUNITIES TO CHANGE IN FRONT OF THE PUBLIC.

I REALLY HOPE YOU DONATE THIS MONEY, BECAUSE IT REALLY IS DESERVING TO THOSE PEOPLE THAT ARE UNDERPRIVALEGED. IF YOU DO NOT DO THIS, I WILL BE SO DISGUSTED AND YOU MAY LOSE A FAN.

THIS MONEY IS MONEY FOR THE PEOPLE AND FANS BECAUSE THEY ARE THE ONES WHO MIGHT BE WATCHING. THIS TIME YOU REALLY DON’T DESERVE TO BE PAID FOR COMMITTING A CRIME, OR EVEN BE GRANTED
AN INTERVIEW. YOU SHOULD HAVE DECLINED AND WENT STRAIGHT TO
THE CHARITIES AND LET THE MEDIA COME TO YOU. I DON’T THINK YOU
WILL BE TAKEN VERY SERIOUSLY. I FEEL SAD FOR YOU. YOU ARE ONCE
AGAIN DOING THE WRONG THING. YOU CAN TALK ALL YOU WANT TO MEREDITH AND THE MAGS, BUT ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS.
PARIS ONCE AGAIN YOU ARE SUDUCING THE MEDIA AND THE PUBLIC,
WITH TOTAL NONSENCE AND YOUR BLONDE EXTENSIONS AND FRIVALOUS OUTFITS. WHY DON’T YOU WEAR SOMETHING THAT IS (ORGANIC) CONSIDERED GREEN FROM THE FASHION INDUSTRY? GET GLOBING. GET REAL ALREADY AND COME BACK DOWN TO EARTH. YOU REALLY ARE SELFISH, IT’S ALL ABOUT TRYING TO SALVAGE YOUR PUBLIC IMAGE NOW AND YOU ARE ACCEPTING 1.3 MILLION TO DO IT. HOW IRONIC. PARIS YOU HAVE NOT CHANGED ONE BIT. AND MR. AND MRS. HILTON, WHY DON’T YOU TAKE A BACK SEAT AND LET YOUR DAUGHTER THINK FOR HERSELF.
YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NOT BEEN VERY GOOD PARENTS OR A GOOD
INFLUENCE ON HER.

I HOPE THE MEDIA AND THE PAPP FIND YOU IN MORE RESPECTABLE PLACES.
PRINCESS DIANA SURE DID A LOT FOR OUR COUNTRY AND WORLD. MAYBE YOU CAN USE HER AS A ROLE MODEL. SHE WOULD NEVER BE CAUGHT SLINKING AROUND AND SEDUCING HER FANS IN SUCH A PROVACATIVE AND PORN STAR LIKE MANNER.
THAT IS THE ATTRACTION THAT YOU PORTRAY RIGHT NOW PARIS. IT IS PURELY SEXUAL. THAT IS WHY YOUR FANS ARE SO OBSESSED WITH YOU AND YOUR SEXY BEHAVIOR. THAT IS THE ONLY THING YOU ARE GOOD AT. YOUR LOOKS WILL FADE,
THEN WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? HIDE?? DO SOMETHING GOOD SO YOU CAN ALWAYS BE IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA. IF NOT STICK WITH THE PORN INDUSTRY AND DO YOUR FANS A FAVOR, MAKE SURE THEY KNOW YOU’RE IN THE PORN INDUSTRY, BECUASE I DON'T THINK IT IS A GOOD EXAMPLE TO SHOW YOUR CURRENT BEHAVIOR ON NATIONAL T.V. YOU SHOULD BE GOING TO THE PORN DIRECTORS AND PORN TRADE SHOWS. STAY AWAY FROM REGULAR T.V. AND LET THE WELL RESPECTED PEOPLE AND STARLETS BE THE GOOD ROLE MODELS THAT THEY ARE. THE MEDIA STATIONS SHOULD NOT BE WASTING THEIR MONEY ON WHORE LIKE BEHAVIOR, AND GREEDY BEHAVIOR. JUST BECAUSE YOU DID TIME IN JAIL DOES NOT GIVE YOU YOUR PERSONAL RIGHT TO BENEFIT FROM IT. YOU SHOULD REALLY GET IT BY NOW PARIS.
GO AHEAD THINK THAT YOU DESERVE IT, BECAUSE POOR LITTLE PARIS WAS BEHIND GLASS. BOO HOO. GROW UP, DON'T BE GREEDY AND CHANGE FOR THE BETTER!!!! LIKE I SAID IT IS IRONIC, AND AN OXIMORON,
TO TAKE MONEY FOR INTERVIEWS WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO CHANGE
YOU’RE IMAGE. GIVE IT TO CHARITY.

I'M A FAN THAT IS HOPEFUL THAT YOU WILL CHANGE AND DO GOOD FOR SOCIETY IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE TO BE FAMOUS.
FARRAH-FALLON
XOXOXOXOXOXO--


Posted at 1:22PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by FARRAH-FALLON

14. pregnant women go to jail all the time, if she thinks this is a get out of jail free card she is in for a shock. You have the baby get to kiss it goodbye then it comes on visiting day if the caretaker brings it. Oh and in our town we had a woman claim breast feeding to keep the baby with her, the county bought her a pump, so to keep things "fair" this can't be a factor.

Posted at 1:23PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by loving this

15.
I love me some Nicole baby! She is like a tiny porcelain doll that needs to be protected and held close to the heart. There has been far too much emphasis put on this little traffic violation. This minor infraction needs to be forgotten about so this little angel can get on with her life.

Posted at 1:25PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Brink

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