Train Wrecks
Paula's Not Drunk -- Just Adorable?!

Click to return to TMZ.comWhile Paula Abdul's intoxicating brand of incoherence has many, including David Letterman, questioning her sobriety, the tragically delicious "American Idol" trainwreck told the "Late Show" host that the reason people think she's always drunk is because of her "adorable personality." Slurring is so cute!

After Paula told David how endearing she is, the 45-year-old added, "Wouldn't you want me around 24/7?" Like a hangover that just won't go away!

Paula claims she's never been drunk. Insane -- that's an entirely different story!



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1. ************TEAM ALCOHOLIC************,,,,,,,,,,poor girl, i heard it is the medication???

Posted at 2:35PM on Jul 19th 2007 by costaMesaboy

2. If she hasn't been drunk, then what is she on????? I don't believe a word she says.

Posted at 2:37PM on Jul 19th 2007 by paralegal

3. I LOVE PAULA ABDUL!

SHE HAS HAD SEVERE INJURIES TO HER SPINAL CORD.
SHE HAD TO TAKE MEDICATION, THAT IS WHY SHE MAY HAVE
APPEARED TO BE WOOZY AT TIMES.

YOU IDIOTS DON'T KNOW A REALLY GOOD PERSON AND SOUL
WHEN YOU SEE ONE!

SHE IS AWESOME!

LOVE YOU PAULA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Posted at 2:38PM on Jul 19th 2007 by FARRAH-FALLON

4. She is drunk or on drugs. You pick one

Posted at 2:41PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Son of a Bi-tch

5. Nice hair. And she can deny all she wants....she is on something!

Posted at 2:40PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Joey

6. Is everyone just going to ignore her problem, like everyone did with Anna Nicole. Oh sure, she just slurs for no reason, she seems drunk or drugged all the time. Yeah, Anna Nicole claimed it was her Texan drawl, not drugs......look where she is now!!

Posted at 2:42PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Jennifer

7. during commercial breaks on american idol shes poppin vikes like they are skittles and downing them with vodka. but who cares she is still hot and id pork her

Posted at 2:48PM on Jul 19th 2007 by migglezworth

8. I will say, she's very beautiful and entertaining, and I'll still watch her show. I think there's something really innocent about her and likable. But I do think she is on medication or pills or something? And people can get addicted to prescription pills. But it does seem to be she's on something? She slurs her words way too often and on the show "Hey Paula" it seems as if her mouth is always dry...

Just my two cents.

Posted at 2:48PM on Jul 19th 2007 by DANI

9. Paula is the worst singer of all time. I find it ironic she is a judge of others singing. She is clearly stoned on booze or drugs most of the time. If you had her voice, you might be too.

Posted at 2:48PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Damn!

10. Paris Hilton says she's never taken drugs, but there are photos that show her puffing and passing weed.

Nicole Richie says she doesn't have an eating disorder. I guess she has continuous diarrhea.

Lindsay Lohan says she falls everyday that's why she always has bandages covering her track lines.

Brittney Spears says she's a good mother, but her kids want to live with Kevin!!!!!!!!

Whitney Houston says she's never smoked crack.....nobody has ever shown her the receipts to prove it.

Paula Abdul says she's never been drunk a day in her life....see the pattern?

Posted at 4:02PM on Jul 19th 2007 by The_Shoparazzi

11. I don't know very many who think she is drunk? Most believe she is loaded on pills. Why do they try to spin things like that.
Her speaking voice is strange on her show, small broken nasal bits, as if trying to hide slurring maybe. She can deny all she wants but she is under the influence at times.
Because they are prescribed does not make them less of a potential problem, what denial.

Posted at 2:52PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Anna

12. She's a talentless, has-been druggie wacko. She can't fool all of us.

Posted at 2:51PM on Jul 19th 2007 by paralegal

13. A forty something woman is publically intoxicated and cries like ababy is far from adorable......

Posted at 2:51PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Tam

14. SHE SAID TODAY ON THE VIEW SHE IS NOT TAKING
ANYTHING ANYMORE FOR THE PAIN, AND THAT SHE HAS
TO LIVE WITH IT.

YOU PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE HAS HELPED MORE PEOPLE FURTHER THEIR CAREERS THAN YOU KNOW AND THAT IS ALSO TO INCLUDE AMERICAN IDOLS!

SHE IS TERRIFIC!

LOVE YOU PAULA!

XOXOXOXOXOXO

Posted at 2:52PM on Jul 19th 2007 by FARRAH-FALLON

15. She blew up in the 80's and she has never been drunk.That seems almost impossible.

Posted at 2:52PM on Jul 19th 2007 by LizardKingneverdied

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