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Brit & Fed-Ex -- Over and Out!

7/30/2007 6:26 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Britney Spears is single again. Just minutes ago, L.A. County Superior Court Judge Scott Gordon signed her divorce decree. Here she comes, boys!
Britney divorce docs
As TMZ first reported, Laura Wasser, Brit's lawyer, and K-Fed's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, appeared in Court this morning with settlement papers.

Wasser made a motion to keep the custody and child support provisions secret, on grounds that making it public would be harmful to the two kids. Judge Gordon granted that request, pending a hearing on August 14.

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46.

Jessie    

Now if only she could keep her CROTCH a secret, maybe then she can keep her kids!

2587 days ago
47.

white trash america    

to joe b hills:

#1 - you weren't *FIRST*, you were *THIRD*

#2 - who the heck cares what post you were anyway?

i wish you nutcases would stop racing to post N-O-T-H-I-N-G! FYI - it's the people who actually *COMMENT* who are *FIRST*

it scares me, how dumb you are.

2587 days ago
48.

My Opinion    

Hey Britney just go ahead and star on "Girls Gone Wild" or "Playboy" and get it over with. You know you want to since you can't seem to resist showing off you nasty bits every chance you get. Maybe this will jump start your career in the direction you seem to want go. It's about time for you to do something to get the attention back on you since you don't seem to like to share the publicity with Lindsay or Paris.

2587 days ago
49.

flyinskyler    

Maybe I am just tired and not thinking, but does anyone else think that Brits attorney Laura Wasser is hot! I wouldn't kick her out of my bed..lol..but maybe I just have different taste..pretty and intelligent, what a combination?!?

2587 days ago
50.

Terry    

Hyde is sure having a hoe down tonight!

I agree with the sealed agreement.
We get enough photo's of those kids, Don't need the media following them around on a schedule for more.

2587 days ago
51.

T    

Thank god, Now we can focus on the real issues like the war going on overseas, and the men and women fighting for our freedom. How come the news does not cover the war or the gas prices like they cover Brit, Paris, and Lindsy.

2587 days ago
52.

eternally grateful    


OKAY, SINCE THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE WHO DO NOT CARE ABOUT THIS STORY, I AM ABOUT TO GRANT YOU A REPRIEVE FROM THIS BRITNEY THING, AS WE ARE ALSO K-FED UP WITH THOSE TWO.

I AM SO WONDERING IF ANYONE CAN TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON WITH.............
1-THE INQUEST IN THE BAHAMAS, FOR DANIEL. HAS IT HAPPENED ALREADY?

2-COWARD STERN--NOW HE IS TALKING ABOUT COMING TO AMERICA.
CAN'T VIRGIE ARTHUR JUST ADOPT HIM AND STAY IN THE BAHAMAS TOGETHER?!

3-THE INVESTIGATION IN FLORIDA?
STARRING BIG SHMOE, LARRY AND "NURSIE" ????
WHO PUT THE NEEDLE IN ANNA'S ABCESS (ON ONE OF HER BACK CHEEKS)? SHE WOULD HAVE TO HAVE BEEN A CONTORTIONIST TO DO THAT HERSELF!
THAT NEEDLE PUNCTURE IS WHAT KILLED HER, BECAUSE THE INFECTION THEN SPREAD TO HER ENTIRE BODY.
HMMMMMMMM, MAYBE IT WAS THAT QUACK DOCTOR EROSEBITCH?!

4-WHY ISN'T JUDGE SIDESHOW BEING HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT ? HE USED THAT HEARING TO FREAKIN' AUDITION FOR A T.V. SHOW.
IT WORKED. BUT, SIDESHOW IS PLAYING COY ABOUT THE PARTICULARS.
MAN, WHY HAS HANGING BEEN OUTLAWED? HE SHOULD BE HANGED!!!!!!!!

THERE ARE TOO MANY QUESTIONS AND NO ANSWERS. DANIELYNN NEEDS TO KNOW THE TRUTH.
I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL SHE IS OLD ENOUGH TO LOOK JUDGE SIDESHOW IN THE EYE AND TELL HIM WHAT A WASTE OF EARTH SPACE HE IS!!!!!

5- OH, AND HOW TELLING IS IT THAT AFTER HOLDING THINGS UP (THE FUNERAL AS WELL AS LARRY'S BEING ABLE TO TAKE HIS DAUGHTER HOME) VIRGIE ARTHUR IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND?
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?
I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL DANIELYNN IS OLD ENOUGH TO TELL HER THAT HER MOMMIE IS NOT ALIVE BECAUSE SHE TRIED TO DRUG AWAY THE PAIN CAUSE BY A SO-CALLED MOTHER WHO DID NOT BELIEVE ANNA WHEN SHE SAID SHE WAS BEING MOLESTED, AND THEN RAPED BY HER DAD?!

IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE, DANIELYNN IS GOING TO BE VERY BUSY CLEANING UP HOUSE!
I WOULD HATE BEING ON HER BAD SIDE!!!!!!!!! OR HER DADDY'S!!!!!!!
SHE WILL PROBABLY GO TO THAT DIRTY LAWYER DEBRA OPRI AND TELL HER WHAT A LIAR SHE WAS TOWARDS HER DAD, AND THAT AS HER MOM ANNA NICOLE LAY IN THE MORGUE, OPRI WAS BUSY CHARGING DADDY LARRY FOR HAVING OPRI'S HUSBANDS' UNDERWEAR CLEANED. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT OPRI CHARGED HER DADDY FOR A LOBSTER DINNER THAT DADDY LARRY WASN'T EVEN THERE TO EAT!!!!

SADLY, SHE WILL SEE HOW MANY OPPORTUNISTS HER MOM SURROUNDED HERSELF WITH, AND TO FIX THAT MESS, THERE CAME EVEN MORE CHARLATANS INTO THE FRAY.

BUT SHE WILL AT LEAST KNOW THAT DADDY LARRY LOVES HER WITH ALL OF HIS HEART, AND THAT SHE WILL BE SAFE WITH HIM.

AND TO HELL WITH ALL OF THE CLOWNS IN THIS CASE.


2587 days ago
53.

Cat Stevns    

Brit is used up trash! Who would want to stay with her???????

2587 days ago
54.

Terry    


# 47 T
The news does cover the war and gas prices you just need to leave this "celebrity gossip" site and go read the news!

2587 days ago
55.

white trash america    

to poster#27 (brit)...

nice try, but we know you are a *FAKE BRIT* because you made 3 fatal errors:

#1 - you were coherent...
#2 - you were grammarically correct... &
#3 - you spelled everything correctly.

thanks for being amusing though. =)

2587 days ago
56.

Clinton    

Thank god, Now we can focus on the real issues like the war going on overseas, and the men and women fighting for our freedom. How come the news does not cover the war or the gas prices like they cover Brit, Paris, and Lindsy.
Posted at 2:58AM on Jul 31st 2007 by T

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MOST people can EASILY handle FAR more than just one topic at a time!!! So, what's your point? If it's that there are more "important" topics, any moron agrees, - so, it's moot, anyway. Regurgitating a moot (or obvious) point is a waste on so many levels. And, if you're trying to sound "deep", you're just coming off as intellectually shallow. So, follow the topic of the thread instead of trying to start your own. Intelligence is usually very simple, - try it.

2587 days ago
57.

Clinton    

Hey "T",.....NEWS FLASH.....This is NOT a "news" site, it's a "tabloid-news" site. If you don't understand the difference, I give up (and it explains a lot of things about your post).

2587 days ago
58.

Lord Snooty    

That lawyer look soooo HOT !!

2587 days ago
59.

Stinker Sniffer    

Well, Here is what I have to say.........Brit was a hot ass girl back in the day. Then she met Kpunk and he did her some good. Then they had a kid which was a mistake for the both of them. The she became a pile of crap by doing the dumbest things a rich bitch can. When you have that much money, you can do and get anything you want. Make it easy on yourself. All in all, I still would not kick the chick out of my bed for eating crackers. She can clean up and shape up and she will be just as hot as ever.

2587 days ago
60.

who cares    

SO NOW AFTER THE DIVORCE IS FINAL THE PSYCHO IS WORRYING ABOUT HER KIDS SAFETY???? WHY NOT ALL ALONG ? IF ANYONE WANTED TO SNAG THE KIDS THEY COULD DO IT WHENEVER, I THINK BRITNEY IS SHOWING SINGS OF SCHIZOPHRENIA AND BEING PARANOID
SHES LOST IT AND NEEDS TO CHECK INTO MENTAL HEALTH FACILITY

2587 days ago
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