Bon Jovi -- Anatomically Incorrect

Posted Aug 7th 2007 1:48PM by TMZ Staff

From Paris to Britney to Hilary -- and let's not forget our dear Olsens -- celebrity dolls are all the rage. It was only a matter of time before they made a Bon Jovi doll. Yes, Bon Jovi. Pre-coiffed just like Barbara Walters!
Richie Sambora and Jon Bon Jovi
The good people at McFarlane Toys have created the Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora stand up "figures." They're perfect for die hard fans or as a gift for that "special" Bon Jovian in your life. The toy states that it's made for ages 13 and up. Good call! Especially since probably no one under 30 has ever heard of these guys -- unless you say, "One of them is that guy who was married to Heather Locklear and then dated Denise Richards." Even then, doubtful.

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Tags: bopn jovi, BopnJovi, dolls, figures, jon bon jovi, JonBonJovi, mcfarlane toys, McfarlaneToys, olsens, richie sambora, RichieSambora

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1. How coo! I love them!

Posted at 2:13PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Dianne

2. Read TMZ anywhere! Go to 'clfy.net/tmz' on your cell phone!

Posted at 2:14PM on Aug 7th 2007 by CELLIFY

3. So over bon jovi

Posted at 2:14PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Tortured Soul

4. ...JBJ's freekin' doll is showing more camel toe than Beyonce picture!!! Bon Jovi is far and away one of America's best rock band of all time but, you're right no one under 13 (except my kids) have heard of them....sad!

Posted at 2:17PM on Aug 7th 2007 by cowboy

5.

I'd like to get one for Jill...

Posted at 2:17PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Mo aka tiny Mighty

6. I believe they are Anatomically Incorrect in real life also

Posted at 2:29PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Glimmerdrive

7. I used to love the chovies so much when I was growing up. Now I think he's a sissy earth boy who wants to be Bono. Whatever chovies!

Posted at 2:49PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Lein

8. Where's the love people? I'm getting me one of each cause they'll be worth something as collectables one day. "Boy bands of the 80's" Sounds like a good marketing tool to me.

Posted at 2:59PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Marge

9. Anyone that doesn't love BonJovi hasn't experienced his music. They'd be immediately hooked! Have you listened to Lost Highway? Little bit of country, little bit of rock and roll, a whole lot fabulous!!!

Posted at 3:14PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Proud to Love Jon

10. Richie Sambora has NOT aged well. As for JBJ I am convinced that he is bald and is wearing a hairpiece, that would explain his grandma hairdon'ts.

Posted at 3:20PM on Aug 7th 2007 by boredatwork

11. you know what? maybe you're right and no one under 30 has heard of Bon Jovi. Instead they are stuck with bands like Linkin Park (who uses mostly electronics & synthesizers), Sum 41 (yeah...punk..sure...) etc etc...the list of "one-hit" wonders could go on. At least Bon Jovi actually WROTE their own music, PLAYED their music (minus synthesizers and fancy studio equipment) and after 20 years they are still around. I actually feel sorry for the 30 and younger crowd because they don't have one great band that will stand the test of time and be around in 20 years.

Posted at 3:24PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Kate

12. love bon jovi's music, but no my 13 year old niece thinks their lame, i'm just too old. love the idea of the figure of them its a cool idea. but probably wouldn't buy one myself

Posted at 3:39PM on Aug 7th 2007 by bon jovi fan

13. Hey Kate, I agree, Bon Jovi rocks. My 28 year old son grew up with them and I love them myself. They still rock and they are still cool!

Posted at 4:16PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Susan

14. Do they have dolls of Tommy and Gina too?

This is such old news TMZ. Get with it!

Posted at 4:28PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Jen

15. These will be perfect for a Robot Chicken episode.

Posted at 5:05PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Trixie

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