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Paris and Nicole,

The Porn

8/7/2007 8:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Ever wonder what it's really like for high profile socialites in prison? "Paris and Nicole Go to Jail" presents a very x-rated version of the celebulites' jail hijinks. The new porn from Venom Digital Media shows the two pokey pals -- played by seasoned thespians Sindee Jennings and Aubrey Addams -- finding "that life is different on the inside, and at first have trouble adapting, but soon learn how to get things in prison by becoming friendly with the warden, the guards, the inmates."

Fans of the fearsome twosome can watch their porn doubles get it on behind bars this September.

"Pirates" Stuntman Sues Disney

Stuntman Anthony Angelotti is aaaaarghuing with Walt Disney and the producers of "Pirates of the Caribbean" over injuries he allegedly sustained while working on the film. Sue me down!

As reported in the L.A. Times yesterday, Angelotti recently sued Disney for injuries he claims he suffered while working on the "Pirates" sequels, "Dead Man's Chest" and "At World's End" as Johnny Depp's stunt double. During a performance of the "human yo-yo stunt," says Angelotti, he sustained serious injuries to his pelvis, legs and bladder. The stunt simulates a fall from 80 feet. Worse than walking the plank!

TMZ has exclusively obtained a copy of the lawsuit, which alleges that Disney failed to properly supervise and carry out the "human yo-yo" and as a result, Angelotti's endured physical and emotional pain, as well as lost wages and work. Man overboard! The case goes to court this December. Arrrrrgggggggghhhh!

Heidi and Spencer Strike Again

Boobtastic "Hills" princess Heidi Montag struck out against former BFF Lauren Conrad in an interview with Philadelphia radio station Q102 yesterday. The pneumatic blonde and her attention-whoring fiance Spencer Pratt lashed out against Conrad, report Us Weekly. Said Montag, of her former friend and roomie, "I think it's really pathetic that she's so obsessed with my life and my relationship. I think she needs to concentrate on something else, it's sad." Pot calling kettle much?

Then Montag quashed any hope of a reconciliation by saying "I never could be friends with a low-life like that."

When blondes attack!

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46.

MARGO    

SPENCER AND HEIDI WOULD BE NOWHERE WITHOUT LAUREN AND HER SHOW!!! THEY OWE ALL THEIR OPPORTUNITIES TO LAUREN, AND THIS IS HOW THEY REPAY HER??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? SPENCER IS A COMPLETE DIRT-BAG AND HEIDI IS A MINDLESS TWIT WITH NO TALENT WHAT SO EVER!! HOW DARE THEY SAY ANYTHING DEROGATORY ABOUT LAUREN WHEN ALL SHE WAS ,WAS HEIDI'S FRIEND!! THESE TWO DESERVE NO PRESS AT ALL, I HOPE THEY ROT---SPENCER IS A PARASITE AND A TOOL! I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL HEIDI FINDS OUT HE CHEATED ON HER AGAIN!! HAHAHAHAH LOSERS

2570 days ago
47.

Lori    

Hey mom #35 Its LCs show, where the hell you been? What does Heidi and Spencer have? NOT A SHOW!!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha. Hey mom, go watch Leave it to Beaver.

2570 days ago
48.

Katie    

Lauren has not trashed Heidi one bit. She has answered all her INTERVIEW questions with poise and grace. Heidi on the other hand was outright bitchy. Lauren has never taken out a blog to specifically attack either of them. Lauren hates them because of the sex tape rumor, not because Heidi is with Spencer. And, she is a STAR.

2570 days ago
49.

paris rox my sox    

Heidi is an idiot!!!!!!!!!! Lauren has been very graceful to Heidi but Heidi is off in her own little world with Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Spencer is a player!!!!!!!!!!!

2570 days ago
50.

Another comment    

Are you kidding - Heidi will not be friends with a "low life" like Lauren. She is a complete idiot. She has not taste and is DISGUSTING. Her fame will end soon, but at least she will have those new boobies to make Spencer some money with. Idiots.

2570 days ago
51.

A Non Relative    

I can't remember ever being so disusted by two more uninteresting, vapid, wannabe's, trying to cling on to rich friends and gain notoriety on everyone else's dime. Their juvenile attacks solidify what uneducated, unpolished, trashy people they are. People were watching The Hills only in hopes Heidi finally gets a clue and stops embarassing herself with this loser/manager........ manager??? Who would take him seriously??

Come on; PLEASE don't bore me with their wedding; unless by chance they stumble off an oceanside cliff on the way to the altar!!

2570 days ago
52.

carmen    

Heidi, Heidi...Lauren's the lowlife? She has a job, a life, and good friends now that she's dropped YOU. The only thing that keeps you and your lowlife boyfriend in the media is the badmouthing you do about your former friend. Stop being jealous and get your OWN life. Move on! Lauren and her real friends are soo over you, so you should get over yourself, too. All you are doing is making yourself look ridiculous to everyone around you, which obviously is a very accurate description.

2570 days ago
53.

MB    

I think all of us gals over the age of 25 could script this stupid spat with Heidi and Lauren. And this is how it goes...An evil, controlling boyfriend gets his way by manipulating his less-than-genius girlfriend and segregates her from the people who actually will be there when he cheats on her and throws her to the curb in say, oh , ten minutes. She falls for it, and then the inevitable happens...Heidi finds him screwing some pathetic playmate who also has fakies. Heidi, you're 20 and extremely naive if you think this guy is in it for the long haul. The reason the whole world thinks he's a slimeball is because he is. You will learn this lesson the hard way, and I hope you didn't burn too many bridges when you're alone and need a sweet girlfriend to help you out.

2570 days ago
54.

daisy    

Heidi,
You seem like the kind of person who would read these comments.
Watch Season 2 of the hills and ask yourself "Is this who I want to be with?"
Spencer is a pig. (Bringing Audrina to Area, trying to hook up with her, flirting with those Playmates, essentially being a tool, and turning you against your friends.) He will only dump you for the next reality show star that is stupid enough to fall for him. Call LC. Make friends. Get away from him. If you don't, he will leave you anyway. By that point you will have no friends, and you will have had so much plastic surgery to keep him that you will look like Jenna Jameson. Not hot 2000 Jenna, Plastic 2007 Jenna. No one wants that.
Remember, he only asked you to move in to drive you and LC apart. Maybe you need to watch the show again. Don't let Spencer control you.
A concerned viewer

2570 days ago
55.

TEAM LAUREN!!    

Heidi and Spencer suck. So so so naive. Aren't you guys graduated from high school???? Sure don't act like it and now you're gossiping is made even worse with Hollywood involved! Lauren you rock!! Keep doing what you do and you'll definitely go places!! Love ya!

2570 days ago
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HEIDI AND SPENCER ARE THE BIGGEST IDIOTS EVER!! laurne gave u advice on ur relationship and u treated her badly..its obvious spencer is using heidi to break up her friendship with lauren and he did..GOOD JOB U DUMB IDIOT..and by the way, heidi and spencer have no life so the both suit each other prefectly..SPENCER U LOOK LIKE A DUMBASS AND HEIDI ITS OBVIOUS UR ALBUM IS GOING TO BLOW-ITS GONNA SUCK AND THE WORLD KNOWS IT BEFORE U EVEN PUT IT OUT! does the world even care about u two?

2570 days ago
57.

Monique    

Heidi has got to be the stupidest trashy lookin whore around!! I wouldnt be surprised if her nasty ass boyfriend gave her some kind of venarial disease!!! Shes just bashin Lauren cause Lauren doesnt look like white trash!! Her and Spencer should get hit by a bus!!!!

2569 days ago
58.

Big Mike    

WHY ARE THESE TWO TOOLS ON ANY WEVSITE OTHER THAN A PORN SITE. They are nothing and they will never be anything. TWO LOSERS who so badly want to be famous... hahahahahahahahah.... TOOLS, TOOLS, TOOLS.....

2568 days ago
59.

J-lo    

OMFG Heidi back off ur the one whos being a total byotch to Lauren! leave her and Audriana ALONE! get a life and stop bringing the party donw for LC & Audrina! geez get a life...and i hope tht ur so called "GREAT THERES ONLY ONE GIRL FOR ME" fiance is good too you(i had to say something nice about you, rite?)
Loves & Hugs
Lauren and Audrian u ROCK! i

2566 days ago
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