Beauty
Joan Van Ark's Face -- That's "Knot" Right

Former "Knots Landing" star Joan Van Ark is living proof that you should never schedule a chemical peel moments before a red carpet event!
Joan Van Ark
The 64-year-old, with tattoo-ish Liza brows and Sharpie eyeliner, was out at a theater event in L.A. on Saturday.

Her new look is in stark contrast to her CBS publicity photo (inset) from a few years ago. Damn!



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1. I believe if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all!

Posted at 2:59PM on Feb 6th 2008 by Barry Dog

2. If you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all!

Posted at 3:01PM on Feb 6th 2008 by Barry Dog

3. She was beautiful in the beginning of Knot's Landing. Later her makeup was so heavy it was grotesque. I don't understand why the make-up artists for the show didn't do better. The other actresses on Knot's Landing looked tastefully made up. This picture is horrible. She looks bad and also her make-up is ridiculous. Can anyone guess or explain why she would do this to herself?

Posted at 4:19PM on Feb 6th 2008 by Linda

4. That's not a "peel" That's botched surgery!!!!

Posted at 4:53PM on Feb 6th 2008 by GrammaD

5. Wow, that looks so painful!

Posted at 5:04PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Yay

6. She was never a "classic beauty"...but DAYYMMMM!!! Girl looks like the crypt-keeper!

That is so sad. Someone actually let her out of the house looking like this...

NOT aging gracefully.

Posted at 5:05PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Di

7. Yikes!

Posted at 5:05PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by sandb

8. first

Posted at 5:04PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by webby

9. first

Posted at 5:05PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by webby

10. Oh.my.god

Posted at 5:04PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by star

11. OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT LOOKS SORE AS HELL

Posted at 5:05PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by HOLY FRIGGIN CRAP

12. God don't like ugly.

Posted at 5:05PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Kate

13. Did the makeup artist a.k.a. face painter forget about her mouth and the area around it?

Posted at 5:06PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by WTF

14. OMG!!!

Posted at 5:06PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by Lalala

15. Why do you keep calling that person "her" when it's obviously a man? Scroll down so that you can't see his eyes, that's a MAN!

Posted at 5:07PM on Dec 3rd 2007 by dolly

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