Kelso Punks Fez in Battle of the Birthdays

1. luv ya ashton!!!! happy b-day!

Posted at 2:26PM on Feb 8th 2008 by kimberly

2. ashton kutcher...you're time is up!
really, I mean, look what happened to your Mom...I mean, your wife.
Her time was up and before you could say Death Becomes Her, she disappeared,
staged her own death.....
please, now be a good little boy and go away, take your old mommy, too.

Posted at 2:29PM on Feb 8th 2008 by j

3. ASHTON IS A HAS BEEN. HE IS TOO OLD TO PLAY ROLES LIKE WHERE MY CAR DUDE AND HIS OTHER MOVIES TANK. NO ACADEMY AWARD, SAG AWARD OR SUNDANCE AWARD PICTURE IN HIS FUTURE OR PASS.

P.S.

ANYBODY NOTICE ITS BEEN A 48 BRITNEY BLACKOUT. HER PARENTS ARE KEEPING HER AT HOME. THE PAPS HAVE NOTHIG TO DO. TMZ AND PEREZ AND X17 ONLINE ARE DARK BECUASE BRITNEY HAS FINALLY STAYED INSIDE!!!

I HOPE THIS LAST FOR WEEKS. BRIT HAS NEVER STAYED INSIDE THIS LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD FOR HER!

Posted at 2:30PM on Feb 8th 2008 by LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE

4. Where's Britney?????

Posted at 2:31PM on Feb 8th 2008 by Normal Life

5. Wilmer is hot as hell...although all gay boys like me love Madonna, Detroiter here..I'd much want to hang with FEZ....just to get into his pants...

Posted at 2:32PM on Feb 8th 2008 by Curtis

6. #3 - good question -----where is brit

Posted at 2:35PM on Feb 8th 2008 by or

7. I've seen both their tools and Wilmer's wood dwarfs Ashton's infant bud.

Posted at 2:38PM on Feb 8th 2008 by t-bone

8. DOUCHE BAGS..........DIE!

Posted at 2:42PM on Feb 8th 2008 by H@pPyBuNnY!!

9. holy moley... no britney spears news? Is she dead on teh day Anna Nicole died? Just sayin... i predicted this on whenwillbritneydie.com

Posted at 2:42PM on Feb 8th 2008 by CK

10. Isn't Ashton Kucher married to his mom??.............I'm just sayin?

Posted at 2:47PM on Feb 8th 2008 by ADD/ ADHD

11. Quite appropriate. I liked the Fez character, but what's he done since then other than sleep around and then brag about it?

Posted at 2:47PM on Feb 8th 2008 by Tristania

12. is there something wrong with celebrating your birthday with don julio?

Posted at 2:54PM on Feb 8th 2008 by persephone

13. He probebly figures he can divorce the old hag and knock up a younger more fertile chick.

Posted at 2:56PM on Feb 8th 2008 by All American Girl

14. Yes, he is a has-been.

Doesn't matter if he makes movies for thirty more years, once you're too old to entertain teenagers, you are a has-been. This is because life is only for and about teenagers. It's not at all that youth entertainment is really just taking advantage of immature egos and massaging them into giving up their disposable income, or that teens don't even choose the very clothes they wear, that they merely pick from among a range of choices that much older adults decided would be offered to them, thereby making it a fact that everything "cool" to a teen was in fact designed and marketed to be such by someone those same teens would mock on a blog for being "old" and out of it.

Nope. It's that anyone who isn't "IT" with the too-young-to-drink crowd is a has-been.

I'm certain Ashton lives in deep, dark longing for the days when this wasn't true.

Posted at 2:59PM on Feb 8th 2008 by ancienthasbeen

15. WTF?? JUST GET BRITNEY BACK GODDAMNIT!!

Posted at 3:03PM on Feb 8th 2008 by cARtMaN, kENNy, kYLe & StAn..........and TIMMY!!!