Kelso Punks Fez in Battle of the Birthdays

luv ya ashton!!!! happy b-day!

ashton kutcher...you're time is up!
really, I mean, look what happened to your Mom...I mean, your wife.
Her time was up and before you could say Death Becomes Her, she disappeared,
staged her own death.....
please, now be a good little boy and go away, take your old mommy, too.

ASHTON IS A HAS BEEN. HE IS TOO OLD TO PLAY ROLES LIKE WHERE MY CAR DUDE AND HIS OTHER MOVIES TANK. NO ACADEMY AWARD, SAG AWARD OR SUNDANCE AWARD PICTURE IN HIS FUTURE OR PASS.

P.S.

ANYBODY NOTICE ITS BEEN A 48 BRITNEY BLACKOUT. HER PARENTS ARE KEEPING HER AT HOME. THE PAPS HAVE NOTHIG TO DO. TMZ AND PEREZ AND X17 ONLINE ARE DARK BECUASE BRITNEY HAS FINALLY STAYED INSIDE!!!

I HOPE THIS LAST FOR WEEKS. BRIT HAS NEVER STAYED INSIDE THIS LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD FOR HER!

Where's Britney?????

Wilmer is hot as hell...although all gay boys like me love Madonna, Detroiter here..I'd much want to hang with FEZ....just to get into his pants...

#3 - good question -----where is brit

I've seen both their tools and Wilmer's wood dwarfs Ashton's infant bud.

DOUCHE BAGS..........DIE!

holy moley... no britney spears news? Is she dead on teh day Anna Nicole died? Just sayin... i predicted this on whenwillbritneydie.com

Isn't Ashton Kucher married to his mom??.............I'm just sayin?

Quite appropriate. I liked the Fez character, but what's he done since then other than sleep around and then brag about it?

is there something wrong with celebrating your birthday with don julio?

He probebly figures he can divorce the old hag and knock up a younger more fertile chick.

Yes, he is a has-been.

Doesn't matter if he makes movies for thirty more years, once you're too old to entertain teenagers, you are a has-been. This is because life is only for and about teenagers. It's not at all that youth entertainment is really just taking advantage of immature egos and massaging them into giving up their disposable income, or that teens don't even choose the very clothes they wear, that they merely pick from among a range of choices that much older adults decided would be offered to them, thereby making it a fact that everything "cool" to a teen was in fact designed and marketed to be such by someone those same teens would mock on a blog for being "old" and out of it.

Nope. It's that anyone who isn't "IT" with the too-young-to-drink crowd is a has-been.

I'm certain Ashton lives in deep, dark longing for the days when this wasn't true.

WTF?? JUST GET BRITNEY BACK GODDAMNIT!!