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Ginger and Mary Ann -- Shipwrecked

3/12/2008 3:39 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Answer the eternal question: Who's hotter? Ginger or Mary Ann?

... 74-year-old Ginger (Tina Louise) or 69-year-old Mary Ann (Dawn Wells)?

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Nor Cal Reader    

Dawn Wells has been and always will be seriously cute. Tina may have been the glamorous one but Dawn is the ultimate girl-next-door. They should drop any charges against her just because she's Mary Ann.

2325 days ago
2.

Little Perv    

When I was a kid, I used to get a giant chubby for MaryAnn. They both look like worn out shoes now.

2325 days ago
3.

DeezNutz    

They're ALL UGLY...Then, now, next week!

2325 days ago
4.

raggedy    

Mary Jane!!! Anyday

2305 days ago
5.

Go Away Paris......You are a SKANK    

Those are my dream peices of tail. The days and hours that I spent in my bathroom thinking of those two making a sandwich out of me! The thought makes me shiver! I would still hit both of them hard for old times sake!

2327 days ago
6.

Kelli    

Mary Jane!!! Anyday!

2327 days ago
7.

HeyYa    

OLD MOTHER HUBBARD
Old Mother Hubbard;
Went to the cupboard,
To give her poor dog a bone;
But when she got there
The cupboard was bare,
And so the poor dog had none.
She went to the baker's
To buy him some bread;
When she came back
The dog was dead.
She went to the undertaker's
To buy him a coffin;
When she got back
The dog was laughing.
She took a clean dish
To get him some tripe;
When she came back
He was smoking a pipe.
She went to the alehouse
To get him some beer;
When she came back
The dog sat in a chair.
She went to the tavern
For white wine and red;
When she came back
The dog stood on his head.
She went to the hatter's
To buy him a hat;
When she came back
He was feeding the cat.
She went to the barber's
To buy him a wig;
When she came back
He was dancing a jig.
She went to the fruiterer's
To buy him some fruit;
When she came back
He was playing the flute.
She went to the tailor's
To buy him a coat;
When she came back
He was riding a goat.
She went to the cobbler's
To buy him some shoes;
When she came back
He was reading the news.
She went to the sempster's
To buy him some linen;
When she came back
The dog was a-spinning.
She went to the hosier's
To buy him some hose;
When she came back
He was dressed in his clothes.
The dame made a curtsy,
The dog made a bow;
The dame said, "Your servant,"
The dog said, "Bow-wow

2327 days ago
8.

purposedriven    

BIG DEAL! WHATS THE FUSS ABOUT. SHE WAS ON THAT ISLAND FOR SO LONG WITH A HOLE GILLIGAN SHE NEEDS THE WEED. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHES ON A GOOD BUZZ!

2327 days ago
9.

just a thought    

WHO CARES, SHE'S 69 AND IF ALL SHE IS DOING IS SMOKING POT GOOD FOR HER..SHE STILL LOOKS GOOD, RED EYES OR NOT..LOVE IT..KEEP ON SMOKIN... THEY NEED TO LEGALIZE IT ANYWAY..CIGS AND ALCOHOL ARE WORSE, HELL THEY GIVE IT TO CANCER PATIENTS....

2327 days ago
10.

just a thought    

look even people on pot smile when they get busted not toooo bad..life is good...hahaha

2326 days ago
11.

jeff    

I'd pay big bucks to have them both at once. Little lezbo action?

2326 days ago
12.

montana mike    

smoking weed on an island with maryann-now that would make for a great adventure

2326 days ago
13.

Spot    



Of course I would Pick Marry Jane ... err ... I mean Mary Ann ...

SHE HAS THE HOOK UP !!!!

2326 days ago
14.

FlBiker    

Tax money well spent arresting and prosecuting Dawn Wells for a little bit of weed on her 69th birthday. Where does she live, Mayberry. Barney Fife was the arresting officer..........

2326 days ago
15.

Spot    



# 3 ....

WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

2326 days ago
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