
... 74-year-old Ginger (Tina Louise) or 69-year-old Mary Ann (Dawn Wells)?
Dawn Wells has been and always will be seriously cute. Tina may have been the glamorous one but Dawn is the ultimate girl-next-door. They should drop any charges against her just because she's Mary Ann.
When I was a kid, I used to get a giant chubby for MaryAnn. They both look like worn out shoes now.
Those are my dream peices of tail. The days and hours that I spent in my bathroom thinking of those two making a sandwich out of me! The thought makes me shiver! I would still hit both of them hard for old times sake!
OLD MOTHER HUBBARD
Old Mother Hubbard;
Went to the cupboard,
To give her poor dog a bone;
But when she got there
The cupboard was bare,
And so the poor dog had none.
She went to the baker's
To buy him some bread;
When she came back
The dog was dead.
She went to the undertaker's
To buy him a coffin;
When she got back
The dog was laughing.
She took a clean dish
To get him some tripe;
When she came back
He was smoking a pipe.
She went to the alehouse
To get him some beer;
When she came back
The dog sat in a chair.
She went to the tavern
For white wine and red;
When she came back
The dog stood on his head.
She went to the hatter's
To buy him a hat;
When she came back
He was feeding the cat.
She went to the barber's
To buy him a wig;
When she came back
He was dancing a jig.
She went to the fruiterer's
To buy him some fruit;
When she came back
He was playing the flute.
She went to the tailor's
To buy him a coat;
When she came back
He was riding a goat.
She went to the cobbler's
To buy him some shoes;
When she came back
He was reading the news.
She went to the sempster's
To buy him some linen;
When she came back
The dog was a-spinning.
She went to the hosier's
To buy him some hose;
When she came back
He was dressed in his clothes.
The dame made a curtsy,
The dog made a bow;
The dame said, "Your servant,"
The dog said, "Bow-wow
BIG DEAL! WHATS THE FUSS ABOUT. SHE WAS ON THAT ISLAND FOR SO LONG WITH A HOLE GILLIGAN SHE NEEDS THE WEED. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHES ON A GOOD BUZZ!
WHO CARES, SHE'S 69 AND IF ALL SHE IS DOING IS SMOKING POT GOOD FOR HER..SHE STILL LOOKS GOOD, RED EYES OR NOT..LOVE IT..KEEP ON SMOKIN... THEY NEED TO LEGALIZE IT ANYWAY..CIGS AND ALCOHOL ARE WORSE, HELL THEY GIVE IT TO CANCER PATIENTS....
Tax money well spent arresting and prosecuting Dawn Wells for a little bit of weed on her 69th birthday. Where does she live, Mayberry. Barney Fife was the arresting officer..........
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