
Linds roasted in the sun like a Thanksgiving turkey -- baster not included.
Anyone can see it isn't Lindsay, because this one has a pug nose and is cute.
Linds has a pointed chin, and really obvious 40-year-old leathery skin.
Besides, Samantha isn't hovering in the background.
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