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Sanjaya Prepares for Retirement

5/27/2008 6:10 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Hold on to your scrunchie! Despite being on his 16th minute of fame, pony-hawked "Idol" wannabeen Sanjaya Malakar is going Nationwide.

Instead of performing at the opening of an outlet mall or local balloon festival like his fellow "Idol" losers, Sanji followed in the bankrupt footsteps of MC Hammer and Kevin Federline and filmed the latest ad for Nationwide insurance in India today.

The theme of the commercial is about planning for your retirement -- something that happened to Sanjaya the minute he was voted off "A.I."

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anon    

Blake, you should talk, girlfriend.

2249 days ago
92.

Someone    

Haley is no Sanjaya...Sigh

2249 days ago
93.

Blake Lewis    

We're running out of room in here.

2249 days ago
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anon    

Hey Clay!

Blake, we need to talk. I'll meet you at that house I bought mommydearest when I get back.

2249 days ago
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Someone    

Sanjaya's horoscope for the month

Before you pounce on somebody's mistake on the 1st, look again. It could turn out that the situation is a lot more complicated than you realized and that mistake isn't actually a mistake at all -- rather, it's the best solution available to an all-but-irresolvable problem. Coming down on this person like a ton of bricks may not just be out of line, but it could really dishearten them. And the last thing you need is an unmotivated player (or partner) on your team! On the 5th, go out for a really exotic meal. If you've ever heard of it before, you don't want to order it. On both the 10th and 11th, give the underdog a hand (or a paw, as the case may be -- ruff, ruff!). When the 16th roles around, do you need that flat screen TV? Really? Are you sure? The 20th and 21st reveal a couple family obligations that might seem like they're slowing you down. Try approaching them as opportunities, not obligations, and see if that changes your attitude. On the 25th and 26th, experiment. With everything. See what you can come up with in the kitchen, in the office, in the living room decor, in the garden and in the bedroom. On the 30th, a money issue requires your full attention. Concentrate!

I wanna get inside his pants

2249 days ago
96.

anon    

You know I cannot talk about Haley. She made that clear. I have to wait until friday. I did steal her new ring though, and replaced it with a cubic zirconia.

2249 days ago
97.

anon    

I had a dream...

2249 days ago
98.

Blake Lewis    

Sanjaya,

Which one? Oh wait, I'll just follow the apron strings.

2249 days ago
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Someone    

Im going to divorce my husband and marry Sanjaya

2249 days ago
100.

Blake Lewis    

No one should post here until I confirm this site exists. That is all.

2249 days ago
101.

Someone    

Me and Sanjaya's mom are now engaged. We are both looking for the best offers to sell our sons, We will make lots of $$$$ While they get nothing

2249 days ago
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anon    

This site exists. I confirm it.

2249 days ago
103.

Someone    

I wish we were on tour together again. If peoplem only knew..........

2249 days ago
104.

anon    

Blake ;

2249 days ago
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Someone    

Sanjaya for sure will sell more then 378 CD's

2249 days ago
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